Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: Evan_B on April 06, 2017, 12:46:17 AM
Title: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: Evan_B on April 06, 2017, 12:46:17 AM
Greetings fellow users, and welcome to a game of my own design! Well, unless your name is Hammer Time!. Then you'd better scroll your little bar all the way down to the bottom of this post and past all my warning signs! See, I've been stewing an idea for a low-committal, chance-based, absolute bullshit forum game of my own! Welcome to:
"If [Insert User] reads the first post of this thread, he loses!" So what are the rules of this game? Well, the first post of the thread will contain a conversation topic of the thread starter's choice, and obviously, the person in the thread title can't read it! But everyone else can, and its their goal to continuously post about that topic and create a conversation among themselves, giving subtle hints, while the person in the thread title attempts to guess just what the subject of that first post actually was! That's right, you might think its a game about trying to screw over Hammer Time!, but if you all post and play poorly, you'll be screwing over yourselves! It's the entirety of NWR versus the user in the title, and we'll see how long- or how dumb- that user is as they attempt to figure out the subject of the thread!
If Hammer Time! is still reading this post, I'm sorry, but you've already lost.
IF YOUR NAME IS HAMMER TIME!, THIS IS YOUR FIRST WARNING: SPOILERS BELOW!
IF YOUR NAME IS HAMMER TIME!, THIS IS YOUR SECOND WARNING: SPOILERS BELOW!
IF YOUR NAME IS HAMMER TIME!, THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING: SPOILERS BELOW!
The subject of this thread is how many title changes Hammer Time! has gone through as a member on this site. It can be over any amount or specific interval of time.
IF YOUR NAME IS HAMMER TIME!, THIS IS A REMINDER: SPOILERS ABOVE!
IF YOUR NAME IS HAMMER TIME!, THIS IS A GENTLE NUDGING: SPOILERS ABOVE!
Okay, that's enough of that nonsense. Good luck, and may the best user win!
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: Evan_B on April 06, 2017, 12:48:46 AM
If your name is Hammer Time! and you're reading this post, congratulations! I'd like to offer some advice. You can check the last thread in this game series in order to read up on the rules, seeing as you won't lose the game for reading the first post of that thread!
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: King of Twitch on April 06, 2017, 12:52:11 AM
My days of commenting before RTFA have finally caught up to me :-[
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: Evan_B on April 06, 2017, 12:58:25 AM
I'm sorry, who are you, again?
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: Khushrenada on April 06, 2017, 02:46:01 PM
Wait a minute! Hammer Time! was the Va-Va-Voom!?
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: Evan_B on April 06, 2017, 04:39:25 PM
Who was the Va-Va-Voom?
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: Khushrenada on April 06, 2017, 07:18:46 PM
Just a guy who likes Chef Boyardee. I can't tell you the number of times I've wanted some as a way to change up my meal routine.
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: nickmitch on April 07, 2017, 02:46:57 PM
I HAVE CONFUSION!
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: Khushrenada on April 07, 2017, 05:34:38 PM
I don't know why we are even talking about this. I've already made a thread about this very topic before. Why does no one remember the threads I make? Everyone knows they're the best according to me!
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: King of Twitch on April 07, 2017, 05:39:52 PM
guy, i can't even remember actual "facts" let alone nonsensical forum threads
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: Evan_B on April 07, 2017, 11:59:38 PM
Are you implying Khushrenada's threads are nonsensical, Zap?
...you were Zap once, right?
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: King of Twitch on April 08, 2017, 12:11:05 AM
I'm not anything you don't think I am
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: pokepal148 on April 08, 2017, 02:33:01 AM
Is a rose by any other name just as sweet?
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: Evan_B on April 08, 2017, 02:44:04 PM
I don't even remember what the original smelled like.
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: nickmitch on April 08, 2017, 08:25:22 PM
Probably pretty sweet.
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: Khushrenada on April 09, 2017, 06:31:39 PM
The problem with this thread is that it will probably be out of date in a week or so and then nobody will know what this is about or who's playing!
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: Stratos on April 09, 2017, 10:09:32 PM
And in the case of Hammer Time, he could just change his name to get around the rule that Hammer Time cannot read the first post.
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: Evan_B on April 09, 2017, 11:04:17 PM
It's honestly like waiting for a time-bomb to go off. In fact, I think that would be an appropriate name change. Get on it, pronto.
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: Khushrenada on April 10, 2017, 04:20:17 AM
But he's already been Da Bomb! before....
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: Phil on April 10, 2017, 08:48:22 AM
I like to think each name change is a new personality. If only that were the case... :confused;
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: King of Twitch on April 10, 2017, 01:28:52 PM
Goooooooood m-m-morning! I'll be posting this entire week in character as M-Max Headroom :cool; . This will be the best gimmick seen in the history of tttttttttttttelevision. Except we're not on tele television. vision. So it's not going to be that great. Sorry c c carry on.
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: Evan_B on April 10, 2017, 02:01:50 PM
Oh great, now he's changing his composition instead of his name.
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: Mop it up on April 10, 2017, 02:48:39 PM
If we all changed our names to Hammer Time! then we'd all lose.
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: Stratos on April 10, 2017, 03:42:39 PM
We should all change our name to Super or Khush and confirm Insanolord's suspicious that this is all a big game.
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: Khushrenada on April 11, 2017, 12:23:40 AM
Maybe we should change the topic of thread. Then he might get it because we'd be speaking his language....
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: Evan_B on April 11, 2017, 12:32:33 AM
Ch-ch-ch-changes
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: Khushrenada on April 12, 2017, 02:49:32 AM
You can change!
What has happened to The friend that I once knew Has he gone away
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: Evan_B on April 12, 2017, 11:35:47 PM
Remember, folks, if what's-his-name doesn't guess, he's technically losing.
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: Khushrenada on April 13, 2017, 10:07:21 PM
I wonder if this game should have a time limit. Perhaps we should change up the rules a bit.
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: Evan_B on April 13, 2017, 10:23:24 PM
Don't try to ruin MY game, mister game-master.
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: Evan_B on April 22, 2017, 02:54:21 PM
Wow! What's his face has long surpassed the record losing streak of Khushrenada. If he wants to make himself permanent loser, he could just call the game.
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: pokepal148 on April 22, 2017, 03:54:32 PM
I thought Khushrenada was the loser around here but I guess not. Let me see if I can get a name so I can put it on a little trophy.
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: Evan_B on April 22, 2017, 04:35:20 PM
Gosh, what name WOULD you put on a trophy for this guy?
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: Khushrenada on April 23, 2017, 12:52:37 AM
Wait! Juicin' was The Monado?!
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: Mop it up on April 25, 2017, 08:07:56 PM
Looks like he did have his name changed, I guess he can't lose now?
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: Evan_B on April 25, 2017, 08:38:28 PM
Well, I think we can call it, folks. The fact that Juicin' needed to change his name in order to subvert the rules makes him the first ever permanent LOSER of the game! How exciting.
Thanks for playing, but it seems Hammer Time! was not engaged enough by our posts in order to try reading the first post. I might have to do some rule revisions, but that would imply that Khushrenada was right, and I hate doing that. It might be a while before the next game.
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: Khushrenada on April 26, 2017, 05:41:04 PM
I should have changed his name as soon as this game started to ensure the win. My mistake!
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: Evan_B on April 26, 2017, 06:53:46 PM
I didn't design this game just so you could WIN, Khush.
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: Khushrenada on April 27, 2017, 02:51:15 AM
And yet, I've found a way and am 2 for 2! ;D
Title: Re: The "If Hammer Time! reads the first post of this thread, he loses" game!
Post by: Stratos on April 30, 2017, 01:10:39 PM
