Nintendo World Report Forums

Community Forums => NWR Forums Discord => Topic started by: oohhboy on January 12, 2017, 05:59:58 AM

Title: Bed wetting
Post by: oohhboy on January 12, 2017, 05:59:58 AM
Would you piss on a bed or would you pay someone else? Thoughts on splash back? Power stream or the controlled dribble?
Title: Re: Bed wetting
Post by: Khushrenada on January 12, 2017, 02:13:00 PM
Depends on who's bed but most likely I'd pay to prevent any DNA tracing back to me.
Title: Re: Bed wetting
Post by: oohhboy on January 12, 2017, 08:38:20 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/LVGLZoU.gif?1)
Title: Re: Bed wetting
Post by: ThePerm on January 12, 2017, 09:01:41 PM
wolfenstein
Title: Re: Bed wetting
Post by: oohhboy on January 12, 2017, 09:09:36 PM
wolfensteinWolfenstain.
Title: Re: Bed wetting
Post by: Khushrenada on January 12, 2017, 09:49:49 PM
Ha ha ha! Ah, I like where this thread has gone. Straight to the gutter.
Title: Re: Bed wetting
Post by: ThePerm on January 12, 2017, 09:54:27 PM
Title: Re: Bed wetting
Post by: ThePerm on January 13, 2017, 06:03:26 AM
Happy Birthday oohBoy!
Title: Re: Bed wetting
Post by: oohhboy on January 13, 2017, 08:54:12 AM
Happy Birthday oohBoy!

Shall you be granted the wettest dreams.
Title: Re: Bed wetting
Post by: Wah on January 13, 2017, 09:55:44 AM
...
Title: Re: Bed wetting
Post by: Khushrenada on January 13, 2017, 12:34:49 PM
I'll be thinking of you tonight when I wet my sheets.
Title: Re: Bed wetting
Post by: nickmitch on January 13, 2017, 12:51:03 PM
Gotta pay someone who can keep quiet though. Don't go to your college buddy who's a known squealer. Find someone working out on the street to do it.
Title: Re: Bed wetting
Post by: oohhboy on January 13, 2017, 01:31:40 PM
Gotta pay someone who can keep quiet though. Don't go to your college buddy who's a known squealer leaker. Find someone working out on the street to do it.
Pee on the side of the bowl for maximum sound suppression:

(http://i.imgur.com/Hxt8tWp.png)

You too can learn how to pee in a bottle and do it discreetly:

http://www.wikihow.com/Pee-in-a-Bottle

The **** is this even ta thing.
Title: Re: Bed wetting
Post by: Khushrenada on January 13, 2017, 02:08:13 PM
I find that for maximum sound suppression it helps to sit when you pee.
Title: Re: Bed wetting
Post by: rygar on January 13, 2017, 07:17:35 PM
No good YouTube versions to embed:http://www.cc.com/video-clips/gslu5d/chappelle-s-show-r--kelly-s--piss-on-you--video (http://www.cc.com/video-clips/gslu5d/chappelle-s-show-r--kelly-s--piss-on-you--video)


Every classic gets a remix: http://www.cc.com/video-clips/kfkzux/chappelle-s-show--piss-on-you--remix (http://www.cc.com/video-clips/kfkzux/chappelle-s-show--piss-on-you--remix)
Title: Re: Bed wetting
Post by: oohhboy on January 22, 2017, 03:15:22 AM
Hmm there seems to be a dispute in regards to how many people watched the presentation of the toilet that was meant to solve the bed wetting problem.
Title: Re: Bed wetting
Post by: nickmitch on January 23, 2017, 10:55:32 AM
That's the problem with TV ratings, people want to download and stream their content while they go.