I'm running late for work and I can't find my stupid asthma pump so I leave it behind thinking "oh i'll be fine."
2 hours into work my chest starts to tighten and the longer the day goes on the more I can't breathe. I can't leave early and I'm feeling light headed from lack of oxygen. Maybe i'm bein' melodramatic, or maybe i'm must bored, but i can see myself dying later.
I have a small room but I have so much crap in it, and sometimes I wonder what will happen to all of it when i do pass. I have my NES, SNES, N64, GC, WII and DSL with tons of games/controllers/cables each, then theres my 3 guitars, amp and accessories, my ipod and computer (no one would want that peice of garbage though) and a butt-load of cds (and a handfull of dvds). whats gonna happen to all of it? If it were up to my mother she'd give everything to our family in Ecuador but i don't like that idea at all. They dont have the energy for all my electronic stuff, nor the taste for my music collection. Some of the other stuff she'd pawn off for real cheap and the thought of that pisses me off. If you're gonna sell my "treasures" at least get your moneys worth.
RIP Easy cute. You will be missed.
Dibs on the game collection.
Title: Re: Re: If I died tomorrow...
Post by: BranDonk Kong on July 14, 2016, 07:05:07 AM
If you died tomorrow then that means you are in the future and the past at the same time. EasyCure is a time traveler, confirmed.
Title: Re: Totally Random Post
Post by: pokepal148 on July 15, 2016, 02:03:33 AM
Wow, having very little context for this part of the Rat saga you guys were kinda acting like a bunch of smug assholes.
Good to see nothing's changed.
Title: Re: Those dirty Indians beat the Mariners!
Post by: pokepal148 on July 15, 2016, 11:54:58 PM
Title: Re: Posts Regarding The Randomly Stickied Threads
Post by: Khushrenada on July 16, 2016, 03:04:53 AM
Since Pokepal148 has felt the need to post in every stickied thread so far, it's keeping the topics from falling back to their original spot once unstickied. Therefore, I've decided to group all new posts in the stickied threads here to allow the threads to go back to their forum graves. I also didn't want to move these posts to Insanolord's Off-Topic Thread in my continued efforts to keep it from cracking the site's top ten thread rankings and because the comments were made in a thread on-topic.
Title: Re: Posts Inspired by the Randomly Stickied Threads
Post by: pokepal148 on July 16, 2016, 03:11:02 AM
Luckily I can easily track down the original threads and add in quotes for context.
Title: Re: Posts Inspired by the Randomly Stickied Threads
Post by: Khushrenada on July 16, 2016, 03:18:21 AM
Go ahead. That's why I left the links to the threads in here as well. Just another way for people to catch up on what they might have missed or see the source of the post. Plus, you can keep commenting in the stickied threads if you want too since I don't have to worry about those threads staying bumped up by being able to move posts made into this thread.
Title: Re: Funhouse isn't popular
Post by: Khushrenada on July 16, 2016, 03:21:15 AM
It's kind of nice to know that 9 years ago, forum users felt the Funhouse was losing steam then too. I guess complaining about the Funhouse's popularity is a long time forum tradition.
Title: Re: Re: Funhouse isn't popular
Post by: lolmonade on July 16, 2016, 10:07:09 AM
Make Funhouse Great Again.
Title: Re: Re: Funhouse isn't popular
Post by: Fatty The Hutt on July 18, 2016, 02:20:33 PM
On a happy note, this old thread contains a handy link to The Rat's MySpace page. I'm giddy with nostalgia.
Title: Re: Re: Funhouse isn't popular
Post by: UncleBob on July 18, 2016, 02:30:59 PM
Wait... SegaGamer12 was The Rat?!?!
Title: Re: Re: Funhouse isn't popular
Post by: Khushrenada on July 18, 2016, 03:13:21 PM
We are all The Rat.
Title: Re: Re: Funhouse isn't popular
Post by: pokepal148 on July 18, 2016, 04:03:09 PM
Squeak squeak.
Title: Re: Re: Funhouse isn't popular
Post by: Mop it up on July 18, 2016, 04:09:47 PM
It's still more popular than Wii U.
#lowhangingfruit
Title: Re: Posts Inspired by the Randomly Stickied Threads
Post by: Khushrenada on July 20, 2016, 04:05:38 AM
Welp. We got us a doozy thread today. Thought about changing it to the next thread below it but that thread had someone call something gay and I thought bumping that thread might be even worse so penis curvature it is. On the plus side, the forum says we've got 40 guests visiting so I guess it's upping the traffic. On the downside, we've got 40 strangers leering in the forum.
Title: Re: Now that's a guarantee you can trust!*
Post by: Khushrenada on July 22, 2016, 03:22:46 AM
Oh, happy days! One of my very own threads has finally been chosen as the Daily Blast from the Past. I forgot all about this which is surprising since..... it's such a winner.... like all my threads are.......
Title: Re: Re: Now that's a guarantee you can trust!*
Post by: NWR_insanolord on July 22, 2016, 04:02:08 AM
This whole initiative you've undertaken has made me think that maybe the Funhouse hasn't declined in quality over time and I'm just remembering it better in my mind.
Title: Re: Re: Now that's a guarantee you can trust!*
Post by: Shaymin on July 22, 2016, 07:53:21 AM
It's a great microcosm of Nintendo, actually.
Title: Re: Re: Now that's a guarantee you can trust!*
Post by: UncleBob on July 22, 2016, 11:13:49 AM
This whole initiative you've undertaken has made me think that maybe the Funhouse hasn't declined in quality over time and I'm just remembering it better in my mind.
Why do you think they're releasing the NES Mini. They practically stole the idea from Khush.
Title: Re: Posts Inspired by the Randomly Stickied Threads
Post by: Stratos on July 22, 2016, 12:18:25 PM
But doesn't that describe us regulars on here too? Everyone is leering at something in here.
Title: Re: I started playing the best game ever
Post by: Khushrenada on July 23, 2016, 01:53:22 AM
Looks like we know where Nintendo got the idea for Tokyo Mirage Sessions now.
Title: Re: Re: Now that's a guarantee you can trust!*
Post by: Khushrenada on July 24, 2016, 05:35:40 PM
It's not just Nintendo ripping me off. NWR is doing it also. Now they're bumping old reviews in Talkback and calling them "Vintage Reviews". Who knew the power vintage funhouse threads could have on the world?
Title: Re: Re: I started playing the best game ever
Post by: Wah on July 24, 2016, 07:25:25 PM
XD
Title: Re: Posts Inspired by the Randomly Stickied Threads
Post by: Wah on July 24, 2016, 07:27:48 PM
What did happen to mario2k (or whatever it's called) did his new account get banned?
Title: Re: Posts Inspired by the Randomly Stickied Threads
Post by: Khushrenada on July 25, 2016, 03:21:27 AM
Today's stickied thread ain't nothing great. Really thought about bumping something else but I was impressed enough by the sheer luck that the day Lucario comes back, a thread of his comes up as the day's chosen thread and he talks about a Waluigi avatar in it. So, based on that, I just went with the thread that was randomly selected and stuck to it for everyone else to marvel at the odds as well.
Title: Re: Re: Now that's a guarantee you can trust!*
Post by: Khushrenada on July 25, 2016, 04:56:47 PM
Now Mop it up is ripping off my posts! In the console forum under upcoming NX games, I posted this on the Project Sonic 2017 game:
Look at the time stamps. I made this joke days ago! No wonder she has so many posts on this forum. She's just ripping off and repeating the posts of other members to boost her post count. For shame. I'd never make a redundant post! I make sure my posts have a reason to exist on this forum and are essential worthwhile reading.
Title: Re: Re: Now that's a guarantee you can trust!*
Post by: Khushrenada on July 25, 2016, 04:57:12 PM
robble triangle fart
Title: Re: Re: Now that's a guarantee you can trust!*
Post by: Phil on July 25, 2016, 05:17:54 PM
I dunno. Your shtick of being an egotist on the forums is a little offputting now that you're a mod. Comes across as desperately seeking attention. :/
Title: Re: Re: Now that's a guarantee you can trust!*
Post by: Khushrenada on July 25, 2016, 05:29:51 PM
Oh, I see how it is. I get a little bit of money and power and now everyone starts looking at me differently. I'm still the same guy I've always been. Mr. Humble. A man who respects personal boundaries. Mod powers haven't changed me. If anything, they've only made me worse. You're the one who's changed, man!
Title: Re: Re: Now that's a guarantee you can trust!*
Post by: Khushrenada on July 25, 2016, 05:33:22 PM
But really, I was just trying to keep the running joke of people ripping of my ideas going with my latest comment using Mop it up's post followed by the easy additional joke of making a useless post after claiming not to do so. I didn't think it would be taken as seeking attention but just trying to keep up some activity in this forum. Win some, lose some.
Title: Re: Re: Now that's a guarantee you can trust!*
Post by: Mop it up on July 25, 2016, 05:40:14 PM
Pfft, you're just too sacred to post your jokes in Talkback where people will actually see them.
Besides, it's a trite joke made about plenty of games in the past, so you just stole it from countless others anyway.
Title: Re: Re: Now that's a guarantee you can trust!*
Post by: Khushrenada on July 25, 2016, 05:46:29 PM
I don't know. I somehow feel like I'm still the first to make that joke....
Whadda ya mean, you doubt it? You can't prove otherwise. None of you can! I'm calling my agent!
Title: Re: Re: Now that's a guarantee you can trust!*
Post by: pokepal148 on July 25, 2016, 11:19:45 PM
I more shocked that you are reading the Twilight books. and already read upto the 4th one. I didn't even know there were 4 books. That better not translate into 4 movies.
Oh and BTW, from what I seen of the Twilight movie, those are not vampires. they are something much more... um, how you say... pansy.
Don't worry. It translated into 5 movies!
Title: Re: Re: How long can GoldenPhoenix stay sober? 9,575 days.
Post by: Stratos on July 26, 2016, 05:23:46 PM
This brings me back. Good times were had.
Title: Re: Re: Operation: get Lucario an Avatar!
Post by: Stratos on July 26, 2016, 05:24:34 PM
Lucario's back? Since when? Welcome back, buddy!
Title: Re: Re: Operation: get Lucario an Avatar!
Post by: Wah on July 26, 2016, 08:19:46 PM
and voting for you on mafia! :P
Title: Re: who wants a segment on the forum podcast??
Post by: pokepal148 on July 28, 2016, 03:11:43 AM
Hey Shaymin. Get me on. I promise not to break anything.
Title: Re: Re: How long can GoldenPhoenix stay sober? 9,575 days.
Post by: Evan_B on July 28, 2016, 10:21:49 AM
Sobriety is next to godliness.
Title: Re: Re: who wants a segment on the forum podcast??
Post by: broodwars on July 28, 2016, 02:57:43 PM
We tried a "Now Posted" segment. It didn't work. Too few threads worth talking about and the shows run too long anyway.
Title: Re: Re: How long can GoldenPhoenix stay sober? 9,575 days.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 29, 2016, 11:18:13 PM
one time i brought beer to some chick's house who said i couldn't bring beer into her house because she didn't drink and she hated the stuff. i then shotgunned the beers in about 4 minutes on her doorstep then went in.
best blind date ever.
Hahaha I remember this. I wonder why she never wanted to catch up again?
Title: Re: RetroMachoActive #1 Donkey Kong Country 2 - 102%
Post by: Khushrenada on July 31, 2016, 05:30:36 AM
Kleever. One thing that can definitely help your time is saving after every level, that way if things go badly you can hit reset and try again.
I'm looking forward to doing Echoes as soon as Mop_It_Up and Stratos are done with this (I think they were planning on it..)
You know, I'm glad I came across this topic today. I've been seriously thinking about popping in my copy of Prime 2 and reclaiming my 100% save data on it after losing it years ago. It's been ages since I played it and having redone MP1 last year and just about finishing MP3's Hypermode, it's been on my mind for awhile to have at it once more. Maybe Zap and I should try for another MachoActive game time.
Title: Re: Re: RetroMachoActive #1 Donkey Kong Country 2 - 102%
Post by: King of Twitch on July 31, 2016, 01:51:23 PM
This was fun. Was it really that long ago? Wow! We should def do this again sometime.
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL VUDU! WHAT THE HELL!
Post by: Wah on July 31, 2016, 07:16:16 PM
What happened to pale? Is he dead? :D
Title: Re: Re: WHAT THE HELL VUDU! WHAT THE HELL!
Post by: Khushrenada on July 31, 2016, 08:09:27 PM
Yes. He stole one too many Layton Hats from staff and they offed him. Pap64 is now doing time for his role in the murder of Pale.
Title: Re: Re: WHAT THE HELL VUDU! WHAT THE HELL!
Post by: Plugabugz on August 01, 2016, 10:31:02 AM
...who is actually posting away on the twitter webs.
Title: Re: It really bothers me that some people do not like Khushrenada
Post by: Wah on August 01, 2016, 08:59:50 PM
Not much has changed huh Khush?
Title: Re: Re: It really bothers me that some people do not like Khushrenada
Post by: Khushrenada on August 02, 2016, 12:22:29 AM
Oh, a bit has changed. Reading this old election gag situation was rather interesting. 9 years later, I'm still pulling off some of these same old stunts and using a "braggart" type personality for jokes on the Funhouse. But, I think I've been able to refine it better. Sometimes I was too overeager and came off as a bit of a little **** for lack of a better term. I'd like to think I reign that tendency in a bit more so that I don't turn something fun into something a bit sour and still keep my humor enjoyable for all.
Plus, it used to be that if I started something like the election thread, there were a lot more forumer's who'd jump in on the idea and cause it to blossom and spiral into some big funhouse antics. Look at the amount of threads that were created of other people suddenly running for office and how the conversation spilled all over into multiple threads. You don't see a lot of that anymore. Nowadays, stuff is pretty self-contained or might crossover into just one or two other threads. Closest we've come lately was all "the _ is officially no more" threads.
But I never stop dreaming and believing those type of shenanigans can happen here again. I just think the biggest thing needed is more young people here on the forums who have that extra time to engage in these things. This was 9 years ago when a lot of us were in our early 20's and had that time. In the present day, many people now have more real life commitments to be as active or enact the ideas they may have once had or still have for forum fun. That said, I think the biggest factor in getting younger users on here is through Nintendo and their sales. If NX can be a hit like Wii, then we'd probably see more new users around here. In the meantime, I've still got ideas to keep throwing out there to keep things interesting.
Title: Re: Re: It really bothers me that some people do not like Khushrenada
Post by: Wah on August 02, 2016, 12:28:37 AM
Well last time a made someone join they got banned..... (Harold Saxon was a real Person)
Title: Re: Re: It really bothers me that some people do not like Khushrenada
Post by: Khushrenada on August 02, 2016, 12:37:47 AM
I always believed that. Would he really want to hang around here if I unbanned him?
Title: Re: Re: It really bothers me that some people do not like Khushrenada
Post by: Wah on August 02, 2016, 12:44:04 AM
he probably forgot his password, he'd make a new account if I convinced him.
Title: Re: Random facts about Nintendo's Reggie
Post by: pokepal148 on August 02, 2016, 04:05:33 PM
I heard somewhere that Reggie Farts are the joke.
Title: Re: Posts Inspired by the Randomly Stickied Threads
Post by: nickmitch on August 03, 2016, 12:21:07 PM
Khushrenada will slowly become corrupted like all politicians and then no one will like him.
You say that as if he weren't already corrupted.
Title: Re: Re: It really bothers me that some people do not like Khushrenada
Post by: Khushrenada on August 04, 2016, 05:50:13 PM
Can a person be corrupted if they are already fully corrupted?
Looks like as your new mod, you don't have to fear that I will become corrupted from power. Finally, someone you can fully trust looking after these forums!
Title: Re: A blatent topic containing a thread about religious drug use
Post by: pokepal148 on August 05, 2016, 04:36:52 PM
No politics? Gosh Khushy, talk about teachers pet.
Title: Re: RE:Random Thoughts
Post by: Stratos on August 12, 2016, 12:29:24 AM
Well just incase no one read my answer in the other thread, a co-worker asked me what my answer was and I blurted out w/o thinking " Black Hoe". I got a couple of half glances after I realized how that could be misinterpreted by someone who had not taken the test.
Just retook the test and I answered black hoe... now my wife is mad at me. Curse me and my thinking out lout!
Title: Re: Great Moments in Forum Posting
Post by: Wah on August 17, 2016, 10:18:20 PM
wow RAbicle didn't realise you were such a dosh ;D
Title: Re: Re: It really bothers me that some people do not like Khushrenada
Post by: Stratos on August 20, 2016, 11:39:48 AM
I agree on the desire to cause bigger forum shenanigans. Really, I just cling to a hope that once I finish school I'll have a bit more wiggle room for forum fun. The probable reality is that when I finish school, no matter the balance I may have in my future job, things like kids will enter the picture. So this may be the best I can give to the internet barring vacation time and other reprieves.
But I make the most of what time I am given and take what I can get.
Title: Re: Re: It really bothers me that some people do not like Khushrenada
Post by: Phil on August 21, 2016, 11:50:35 PM
I think you're consistently a funny person who dedicates a lot of time to improving the quality of the forums. I'm too lazy to properly invest in really funny posts (I don't usually even make big posts), so I really appreciate what you do.
/not a typical Funhouse post, so I apologize for going against the grain here! :X
Title: Re: Re: It really bothers me that some people do not like Khushrenada
Post by: Wah on August 22, 2016, 12:14:59 AM
HEY! Sucking up to Khush is my job! >:(
Title: Re: Re: It really bothers me that some people do not like Khushrenada
Post by: Khushrenada on August 22, 2016, 12:17:13 AM
Now, now. There's plenty of suck to go around for everyone here.
Title: Re: Re: It really bothers me that some people do not like Khushrenada
Post by: Wah on August 22, 2016, 12:19:01 AM
I knew you were going to say that! XD You're getting predictable Khushy!
Title: Re: Re: It really bothers me that some people do not like Khushrenada
Post by: Khushrenada on August 22, 2016, 12:20:21 AM
I think you're consistently a funny person who dedicates a lot of time to improving the quality of the forums. I'm too lazy to properly invest in really funny posts (I don't usually even make big posts), so I really appreciate what you do.
/not a typical Funhouse post, so I apologize for going against the grain here! :X
Thanks Phil. I always enjoy your presence on here too when you stop by and decide to post for awhile. Don't worry about going against the grain. I welcome all posts made to these forums. Even if it's someone telling me I suck or am an idiot. Because then it means I can ban that person! lololololololol
Title: Re: Re: It really bothers me that some people do not like Khushrenada
Post by: Wah on August 22, 2016, 12:21:40 AM
tests the waters.... u suck KHUSH!
Title: Re: Re: It really bothers me that some people do not like Khushrenada
Post by: Khushrenada on August 22, 2016, 12:22:33 AM
I knew you were going to say that! XD You're getting predictable Khushy!
Why do we watch the same comedy shows over and over when we already know the jokes? Because it's still funny and the jokes are well done to make us laugh again. Sometimes being predictable is the right choice.
Title: Re: Re: It really bothers me that some people do not like Khushrenada
Post by: Wah on August 22, 2016, 12:23:47 AM
Wow it must take like 30 seconds for you to receive messages from me.
Title: Re: Re: It really bothers me that some people do not like Khushrenada
Post by: Khushrenada on August 22, 2016, 12:24:50 AM
See, I just said this would result in a banning but then you claimed I was too predictable so now banning just won't do. I'm going to have to do something crazy to you instead.
Title: Re: Re: It really bothers me that some people do not like Khushrenada
Post by: Phil on August 22, 2016, 12:25:36 AM
See, I just said this would result in a banning but then you claimed I was too predictable so now banning just won't do. I'm going to have to do something crazy to you instead.
I'll prepare my butthole Senpai.
Title: Re: Re: It really bothers me that some people do not like Khushrenada
Post by: Phil on August 22, 2016, 12:27:18 AM
Wow it must take like 30 seconds for you to receive messages from me.
Receiving messages is like an NWR forum version of a Christmas present! When I get a message from you, my friend, it is like a piece of coal! I treasure it always, and use it for barbecue in the summer.
Title: Re: Re: It really bothers me that some people do not like Khushrenada
Post by: Wah on August 22, 2016, 12:29:21 AM
Coal? huh.. at least I'll become a Diamond eventually...
Title: Re: Re: It really bothers me that some people do not like Khushrenada
Post by: Khushrenada on August 22, 2016, 12:42:30 AM
Eh, found a funny meme type image and just posted it in your thread instead. Good enough and I hope you learned your lesson.
Title: Re: Re: It really bothers me that some people do not like Khushrenada
Post by: Mop it up on August 22, 2016, 06:05:47 PM
I think you're consistently a funny person who dedicates a lot of time to improving the quality of the forums. I'm too lazy to properly invest in really funny posts (I don't usually even make big posts), so I really appreciate what you do.
/not a typical Funhouse post, so I apologize for going against the grain here! :X
