Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: King of Twitch on May 20, 2016, 03:16:48 PM
Title: THE ZAP is officailly no more
Post by: King of Twitch on May 20, 2016, 03:16:48 PM
Dear friends and frenemies
I, Zap, have recently become more aware (don't worry, not like Skynet; more like Lt. Data, but not the evil side of Lt. Data when Lore gets ahold of him and he goes berzerk--bezerk--**** I give up ever trying to spell that word right, anyways just the good and kindly android-man that strives to become more human, even if it means living to 1,000 years old and all your friends die off). For years, I have pursued a persona that is unlike any other known to man: partially the straight shooting Zap Rowsdower, part cranky Pac-Man, and maybe some Michael Scott thrown in for good measure with a penchant for poorly conceived posts, artwork, and music. Now I know that the true meaning of friendship is being true to yourself and so I will go back to being myself again. I'll just be . . . me.
Just to be clear, I have buried the old persona in a field where cicadas sing from the grass and wildflowers overlook a hilly mountainside that turns a beautiful orange and purple during summer evenings. It's beautiful to look on the gravestone now and wonder what might have been. I will never think of the past with anything other than a warm smile and bask in the sinking sun of an era that will never return. Yet I will always be thankful for the memories and how each one has helped me grow ever closer to humanity as a result.
-Zap
Title: Re: THE ZAP is officailly no more
Post by: Wah on May 22, 2016, 07:54:04 PM
ZAP! >:(
Title: Re: THE ZAP is officailly no more
Post by: King of Twitch on May 22, 2016, 08:40:58 PM
what? I'm sorry, I did the best I could with him.
Title: Re: THE ZAP is officailly no more
Post by: Phil on May 22, 2016, 09:37:09 PM
Your avatar is so mesmerizing.
On topic: This can only be a good thing. Lots of users were saying rude stuff about you, and that made me sad. You're a great poster, Zap. Then again, I sometimes think I'm playing Yahtzee instead of posting on a message board, so I'm no one to judge.
Title: Re: THE ZAP is officailly no more
Post by: King of Twitch on May 22, 2016, 09:48:15 PM
Sorry to hear that. I know I will do better from now on.
Guess that means someone should change my MVP status.
Title: Re: THE ZAP is officailly no more
Post by: Phil on May 22, 2016, 10:30:53 PM
Naw, you the real MVP, as the kids say.
Title: Re: THE ZAP is officailly no more
Post by: King of Twitch on May 23, 2016, 12:16:28 AM
Nope. No point in the title if it's not consensual.
Title: Re: THE ZAP is officailly no more
Post by: Mop it up on May 26, 2016, 04:17:04 PM
I can't say I've noticed a difference...!
Title: Re: THE ZAP is officailly no more
Post by: King of Twitch on May 26, 2016, 04:33:44 PM
Gimme some slack, jack. It takes awhile to start making good posts when you've been putting out nothing but trash for over a decade.
