Title: Re: Calm Your Tits, People
Post by: BranDonk Kong on March 18, 2015, 09:34:56 PM
It's Unix! I know this!
Title: Re: Calm Your Tits, People
Post by: Stratos on March 18, 2015, 09:49:45 PM
I told you: I prefer to be called a hacker!
Title: Re: Calm Your Tits, People
Post by: marvel_moviefan_2012 on March 18, 2015, 11:34:08 PM
I think you misspelled slacker.
Title: Re: Calm Your Tits, People
Post by: Fatty The Hutt on March 19, 2015, 02:22:52 PM
It's a veggiesaur, Lex. Veggie!
Title: Re: Calm Your Tits, People
Post by: Stratos on March 19, 2015, 02:55:17 PM
And-ah you see-ah um...Life...finds a way.
Title: Re: Calm Your Tits, People AKA The Jurassic Park Quotes Thread! Dino-Riffic!
Post by: Fatty The Hutt on March 19, 2015, 04:18:53 PM
Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Sattler, Welcome .... blahbitty blah blah blah
Title: Re: Calm Your Tits, People AKA The Jurassic Park Quotes Thread! Dino-Riffic!
Post by: Khushrenada on March 19, 2015, 06:56:42 PM
Ok. Interesting little affect from this thread. I don't use an adblocker. (Spare me your outcries!) As such I see all the ads around these forums and once in a blue moon I click on one by accident but console myself at the belief that it hopefully recognizes my brief visit came from NWR allowing these forums the benefit of being able to say it increased traffic to the advertiser's site.
Anywho, clicking on this thread, there was this ad between the original post and second post.
It may not seem like much because I just took a screen image but in this ad, the lady's chest will twitch back and forth. I laughed because it is so appropriate for this thread. I should see if I can save the gif of it if I see it again to better show it but maybe some other people here who don't worry about ads have seen it themselves and can verify. We need to create more threads with suggestive titties titles in the funhouse, me thinks.
Title: Re: Calm Your Tits, People AKA The Jurassic Park Quotes Thread! Dino-Riffic!
Post by: Fatty The Hutt on March 19, 2015, 07:06:09 PM
100% free and 100% French? Pandareus must be in charge of ads.
Title: Re: Calm Your Tits, People AKA The Jurassic Park Quotes Thread! Dino-Riffic!
Post by: marvel_moviefan_2012 on March 19, 2015, 08:00:24 PM
I am pretty sure the ads are tailored to your off site traffic so it isn't what you read here it is what you do elsewhere buddy.
Title: Re: Calm Your Tits, People AKA The Jurassic Park Quotes Thread! Dino-Riffic!
Post by: Spak-Spang on March 20, 2015, 12:34:29 AM
He left us!!! He left us!!!
"But that's not what I'm going to do."
Title: Re: Calm Your Tits, People AKA The Jurassic Park Quotes Thread! Dino-Riffic!
Post by: Fatty The Hutt on March 20, 2015, 12:21:06 PM
Our chef, Alejandro, has prepared a delicious lunch for us. Chilean Sea Bass, I believe.
Title: Re: Calm Your Tits, People AKA The Jurassic Park Quotes Thread! Dino-Riffic!
Post by: Stratos on March 20, 2015, 03:12:39 PM
All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
Title: Re: Calm Your Tits, People AKA The Jurassic Park Quotes Thread! Dino-Riffic!
Post by: Khushrenada on March 20, 2015, 03:41:37 PM
Skinner: I finally have time to do what I've always wanted: write the great American novel. Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques. I call it "Billy and the Cloneasaurus".
Apu: Oh, you have got to be kidding, sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. Didn't you think this through...?
(time skip) ...was on the bestseller list for eighteen months! Every magazine cover had...
(time skip) ...most popular movies of all time, sir! What were you thinking?! ... I mean, thank you, come again.
Title: Re: Calm Your Tits, People AKA The Jurassic Park Quotes Thread! Dino-Riffic!
Post by: Fatty The Hutt on March 20, 2015, 04:49:55 PM
Title: Re: Calm Your Tits, People AKA The Jurassic Park Quotes Thread! Dino-Riffic!
Post by: Shaymin on March 23, 2015, 11:16:14 PM
After some consideration, I decided not to endorse his post.
Title: Re: Calm Your Tits, People AKA The Jurassic Park Quotes Thread! Dino-Riffic!
Post by: Khushrenada on March 23, 2015, 11:20:03 PM
Ha ha ha!
Title: Re: Calm Your Tits, People AKA The Jurassic Park Quotes Thread! Dino-Riffic!
Post by: Spak-Spang on March 24, 2015, 09:39:54 AM
Eventually there will be dinosaurs on this dinosaur tour.
"I really hate that man."
Title: Re: Calm Your Tits, People AKA The Jurassic Park Quotes Thread! Dino-Riffic!
Post by: Stratos on March 24, 2015, 12:31:21 PM
"God creates dinosaurs, God kills dinosaurs, God creates man, man kills God, man brings back dinosaurs." "Dinosaurs eat man...woman inherits the earth!"
Title: Re: Calm Your Tits, People AKA The Jurassic Park Quotes Thread! Dino-Riffic!
Post by: NWR_insanolord on March 24, 2015, 12:43:00 PM
Watch out there, now UncleBob's going to lock this thread for discussing religion.
