Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: NotΚhushrenada on March 05, 2015, 07:35:58 PM
Title: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on March 05, 2015, 07:35:58 PM
Hello to all the forum users and staff at NWR. My name is.... not important. You can call me.... NotKhushrenada. As you may have noticed, the real Khushrenada, the person that I am not, has not posted in the last 2 minutes. That is because he has been kidnapped and I am the one who has kidnapped him!
As the lifeblood and most precious part of NWR's identity and popularity, I am sure you will be most eager to get him back. Ah, but the price will not be cheap. Oh no. For such a precious commodity, it will require a ransom payment of $10,000,000 euros. You have 1 day with which to get this money together. I will contact you again in 24 hours for the instructions on where to deliver it. If you do not have the money, then you will never see your Khushrenada again! If you involve the police or any law enforcement, the deal is off and you will never see your Khushrenada again! If you try any funny business, it will fail because only Khushrenada is good at it and you will never see Khushrenada again!
Don't believe me. Then I will show you proof. Khushrenada has tried quite hard to keep any photos of himself from appearing on the internet but I will show you a photo of him now. Or should I say her. Who knows? This could be the last time you see Khushrenada if my instructions are not followed!
Title: Re: KHUSH IS A DIRTY ROTTEN CHEATER!!!
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on March 05, 2015, 07:36:49 PM
Title: Re: KHUSH IS A DIRTY ROTTEN CHEATER!!!
Post by: Stratos on March 05, 2015, 07:37:56 PM
Do you accept bells? He has lots of those laying about in his village. If he had shared with ME I could have maybe footed the bill...
Title: Re: KHUSH IS A DIRTY ROTTEN CHEATER!!!
Post by: NWR_insanolord on March 05, 2015, 07:45:16 PM
How much do we have to pay if we want you to get rid of him permanently?
Title: Re: KHUSH IS A DIRTY ROTTEN CHEATER!!!
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on March 05, 2015, 07:46:03 PM
Is this the funny business? ??? It better not be! I believe I have made myself very clear about the attempting of funny business during this SERIOUS time of crisis! >:( Of course, I have a hard time with the English language and what the emotion is behind the writing of the words so I have to ask to make sure I am not making the mistake. :-[
As you can see, I clearly stated Euros. Of course, it was not written in the bold in my message or with the big type letters but I made the change to better show the denomination of the monies that I am demanding in the release of the Khushrenada. However, if these Bells is worth more than the Euros than I may be willing to accept this other currency type. I also want to make clear crystal that I am only requesting the Euros because that is worth more than the American Dollars and not because of where my residence is located. I have been hired by someone and that is the price they have told me to demand so I am demanding it as I have been demanded to demand from you by demanding it on this forum.
Title: Re: KHUSH IS A DIRTY ROTTEN CHEATER!!!
Post by: NWR_insanolord on March 05, 2015, 07:48:35 PM
Time of crisis, eh? Well guess what, pal, I'm sending in the International Rescue Team! If anyone's going to destroy Khushrenada, it's going to be me!
Title: Re: KHUSH IS A DIRTY ROTTEN CHEATER!!!
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on March 05, 2015, 08:01:38 PM
What does the transportation of horse (http://www.irt.com/) have to do with the payings of ransom monies? Is this funny business? >:( It would seem like it is because of the horse action but it may be one of your advertisers who pay you for the running of the NWR and so you're referring to them of coming with the monies. :-\ As long as it Euros, it ok. But they better not be paying with the horsey crap or I will be one who does destroy Khushrenada! :(
Title: Re: KHUSH IS A DIRTY ROTTEN CHEATER!!!
Post by: pokepal148 on March 05, 2015, 08:05:04 PM
Say buddy... you seem to like killing people... would you like to join my mafia game? I think you'll have all sorts of fun.
Title: Re: KHUSH IS A DIRTY ROTTEN CHEATER!!!
Post by: Stratos on March 05, 2015, 08:15:14 PM
You were demanded to demand? Mr. NotKhush, are you being forced against your will to behave this way? Perhaps a loved one of yours is being held hostage and his release will be contingent upon you getting this ransom?
Title: Re: KHUSH IS A DIRTY ROTTEN CHEATER!!!
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on March 05, 2015, 08:20:23 PM
Not at all. While the details of my personnel life are not of the NWR's concern, I will state that I am strictly a man of the business in criminal matters and am hired for the job such as this. What you need to be doing is the demanding of the payment of money from the staff and other users.
Title: Re: KHUSH IS A DIRTY ROTTEN CHEATER!!!
Post by: pokepal148 on March 05, 2015, 08:31:39 PM
Question: Why is S-U-P-E-R holding himself hostage?
Title: Re: KHUSH IS A DIRTY ROTTEN CHEATER!!!
Post by: Anti-Kһushrenada on March 05, 2015, 08:37:50 PM
I'm afraid there will be no payment for you NotKhushrenada. As the one who hired you, I have no intention of setting Khushrenada free. It's why Insanolord is the best moderator here. He seems to be one of the few sane people here that realizes the forum is better off without him.
Title: Re: KHUSH IS A DIRTY ROTTEN CHEATER!!!
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on March 05, 2015, 09:06:40 PM
Oh dear. There has been a betrayal by the employer. I'm not sure what am to do now. This has never happened to me before. I am in the pickle as it were.
Title: Re: KHUSH IS A DIRTY ROTTEN CHEATER!!!
Post by: SatansNemesis on March 06, 2015, 12:03:14 AM
I'll bring the popcorn.
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: ObbyDent on March 06, 2015, 12:48:36 AM
K-Khush senpai! Please not him!
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on March 06, 2015, 12:49:00 AM
At the moment, I would almost be ready to make trade for popcorn, since I'm in the dilly of pickle.
But I think I have solution to still get paid some monies and not make this complete waste of effort. I will either keep or release hostage depending on who pay me more. If those who want this Khushrenada man free give me better offer, then he will be released. If those who want Khushrenada offed give me more monies, than I will off him. In this way, I very cleverly pit the two sides against each other to bring in the massive cash. NotKhushrenada is that smart.
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Anti-Kһushrenada on March 06, 2015, 01:06:24 AM
Fine. I'll give you two Club Nintendo pin codes to off the loser.
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Plugabugz on March 06, 2015, 02:51:10 AM
Why does this feel like Khush: Attack of the Clones in here?
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Shaymin on March 06, 2015, 06:33:37 AM
And this one sucks as big a meat missile as the original. Except there won't be a Mega Man sequence to save it.
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on March 06, 2015, 12:28:27 PM
Fine. I'll give you two Club Nintendo pin codes to off the loser.
I can not believe this is the best offer I have so far. I am going to be taking the loss on this job. That does not make me the happy camper. I had no idea this Khushrenada would be so useless. Still, there is the 7 hours until the deadline is up so perhaps there will be a good last minute offer. Or I could just carve him up and sell off his organs to recoup my expenses. It sounds cruel to most people since everyone has heart and feelings but NotKhushrenada.
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: ObbyDent on March 06, 2015, 12:50:20 PM
I'll give you a lifetime supply of my own sperm if you release him.
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Anti-Kһushrenada on March 06, 2015, 01:35:39 PM
Don't be gross. Besides, the offer is worthless anyways as ObbyDent is infertile anyways. I like the fact that you hate NWR Mafia games but your love affair of Khushrenada negates that goodwill. Let NotKhushrenada kill him off and harvest his organs. It just feels right.
And this one sucks as big a meat missile as the original. Except there won't be a Mega Man sequence to save it.
Why hello, Shaymin. So nice of you to stop by. May I just say as a long time fan of Nintendo Free Radio, (I've listened to the first podcast and every one there after) it is such an honor to be able to finally post to you in person. Love, love, love the show. I'm a real NFR-head! Please don't stop making it. I want more! I'm sorry you feel that getting rid of Khushrenada seems to be lousy and boring but I'm hopeful that a brilliant broadcaster like yourself will come around and realize what a good thing it is.
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on March 06, 2015, 01:43:19 PM
the offer is worthless anyways as ObbyDent is infertile anyways.
Ah no! Is this the truth? I just can't get a good price for this person. What is the problems with him that is causing this whole situation to be so little money potential?
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: ObbyDent on March 06, 2015, 01:44:09 PM
Infertile doesn't mean you still can't use the sperm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on March 06, 2015, 01:46:53 PM
What can I use it for if infertile? ???
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on March 06, 2015, 01:54:25 PM
Oh dear. I should not have been asking last question. ObbyDent has sent me most lewd pm as to what can be done with the infertile sperm. I fear he may be trying to proposition me. However, it does make case about accepting offer. However, I am about the monies before the pleasure and right now, organs of Khushrenada is still better money value than anything offered replacement wise. I must now try to unseen what I have see with my eyes from ObbyDent message. :-[
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Anti-Kһushrenada on March 06, 2015, 01:57:39 PM
I have a question. Why does your English seem to be getting worse the more you speak? This is America, bub! Learn to talk right!
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on March 06, 2015, 01:59:22 PM
I think mistaken are you! >:( My English is top class.
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: ObbyDent on March 06, 2015, 02:32:34 PM
Oh dear. I should not have been asking last question. ObbyDent has sent me most lewd pm as to what can be done with the infertile sperm. I fear he may be trying to proposition me. However, it does make case about accepting offer. However, I am about the monies before the pleasure and right now, organs of Khushrenada is still better money value than anything offered replacement wise. I must now try to unseen what I have see with my eyes from ObbyDent message. :-[
god dammit
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on March 06, 2015, 07:39:06 PM
Well, the deadline of the ransom demand has come and no good offer has arrived with it. Such a waste of day. Guess I sell the organs on the black market now and....
Hello? Is someone there?
Be warned. I am NotKhushrenada and this is my lair...........
Hmmm. Must be my imagina.. Whoooaoa, Ooof.
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Lady Une on March 06, 2015, 07:40:32 PM
Your Excellency! Are you alright?!
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Khushrenada on March 06, 2015, 07:41:08 PM
Lady. Why did you do that?
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Lady Une on March 06, 2015, 07:42:00 PM
Treize. One must fight the battle to understand its beauty.
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Khushrenada on March 06, 2015, 07:42:49 PM
Do you think anyone will recognize that as coming from Gundam Wing?
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Lady Une on March 06, 2015, 07:43:24 PM
Probably not. No one has ever recognized any quoted lines before.
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Khushrenada on March 06, 2015, 07:44:12 PM
Heh. It's been a long time, Lady Une. It's good to see you again.
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Lady Une on March 06, 2015, 07:46:05 PM
And you as well Treize.....
Sir I am very sorry I could not eliminate the Anti-Khushrenada in time.
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Khushrenada on March 06, 2015, 07:46:52 PM
What has happened while I've been held captive?
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Lady Une on March 06, 2015, 07:51:17 PM
The situation is not good. This is what's happened....
..and now the Anti-Khushrenada is becoming really popular.
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Khushrenada on March 06, 2015, 07:57:07 PM
So, he's got the mods on his side, the popular vote and he's turned people against me with his positive posting and smear campaign against me. I admit the odds don't look good but we've taken him down before. We just need to hurry before he's become too powerful.
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Phil on March 06, 2015, 08:04:12 PM
This is a nice song to read this topic to. Gets one in the mood.
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Stratos on March 06, 2015, 08:05:29 PM
Gundam was one of the few anime I saw that back in the day that I genuinely enjoyed. I should go back and rewatch it all.
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Anti-Kһushrenada on March 06, 2015, 08:08:45 PM
Well well well. What do we have here? So, you've managed to get free and live after all, Khushrenada? >:(
I suppose congratulations are in order to you. I thought Lady Une dead and forgotten but it appears she's been acting as a guardian angel over you. No matter. NotKhushrenada served his purpose by holding you back long enough for me to get the foothold I need on these forums to destroy you and them.
Ah, Khushrenada, my old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold?
It is very cold in space the interwebs!
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Khushrenada on March 06, 2015, 08:10:39 PM
Anti-K, you bloodsucker. You're going to have to do your own dirty work now! Do you hear me? Do you?
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Anti-Kһushrenada on March 06, 2015, 08:13:01 PM
To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!
Perhaps I no longer need to try to kill you, Khushrenada. 8)
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Khushrenada on March 06, 2015, 08:13:52 PM
What do you mean by that?
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Phil on March 06, 2015, 08:16:32 PM
Anti-K, you bloodsucker. You're going to have to do your own dirty work now! Do you hear me? Do you?
Whoa, Khush. You know better than to insult other members of the forum.
Still surprised at his behavior Phil? I think everyone secretly knows by this point that Khushrenada has no respect for his fellow posters here and displays quite boorish behavior.
Fortunately, I have become powerful enough to break free from the Funhouse confines that have currently been my only existence on NWR as seen here by the link from where this quote comes from:
The forum walls have begun to crumble down under my growing influence. I am already being named the best new poster on NWR (https://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=46688.0) which is going to allow me to keep posting in more and more forums here.
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Khushrenada on March 06, 2015, 08:27:30 PM
My god! By posting in another forum, he has caused a rip in the forum's fabric of space and time.
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Phil on March 06, 2015, 08:49:18 PM
Why am I thinking of this song all of a sudden?
Anyway, Khush taught me how to do that Youtube stuff properly, so I will always like him. He's my bud. You can be my bud, too, Anti-Khush. I just can't take sides in this argument. I'm Switzerland Phil here.
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Lady Une on March 06, 2015, 09:12:41 PM
If there's a hole in the forum's fabric of space and time, that means the whole forum code could be twisted and corrupted into another user's twisted nightmare. It could allow forums to bleed into one another. Dupe accounts could run free, matchmaking in the handheld forums, editing in Talkback.... mass hysteria! Everything the forums have built up is at risk.
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Anti-Kһushrenada on March 06, 2015, 09:18:38 PM
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Khushrenada on March 06, 2015, 09:22:04 PM
Yes, you may have some positive characteristics that you can play off be being my opposite but I know what you are really like and the negative side you've kept hidden. People just haven't taken it to their logical conclusion yet. When they do, there will be a mass calling for your banishment. I know how to expose you.
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Anti-Kһushrenada on March 06, 2015, 09:33:46 PM
You think what you want but there is no one else coming to join you. People want me here:
Honestly I think I'm going to ban all the Khushrenada accounts EXCEPT Anti-Khushrenada. I think this community could really benefit from having more members who are completely and totally the opposite of Khushrenada.
Even your supporters like what I'm doing and are making efforts to befriend. Perhaps they realize your time here is over. It turns out, I didn't have to kill you. In fact, I don't want to because I've done far worse than kill you, Khushrenada. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you have leave me, as you kept me; marooned for all eternity in the center of these forums... buried alive! Buried alive...!
It's time for a re-actment. I'll play the part of Megabyte and you'll play the part of Bob.
Your legacy is over.
*Anti-Khushrenada sends Khushrenada into the Space / Time rift*
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Khushrenada on March 06, 2015, 09:39:44 PM
Not agaiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...............................................
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Anti-Kһushrenada on March 06, 2015, 09:41:08 PM
The Funhouse is mine. 8)
Trieze is finally gone, Lady Une. Still dare to oppose me?
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Lady Une on March 06, 2015, 09:42:37 PM
There is no choice left but to battle. It’s the only way that remains. Without fighting, nothing can be created! What I can do, though, is to try to direct the future toward Mr. Treize’s ideals. I can sacrifice my life for that purpose. I will fight and try to win! For Mr. Treize’s future, and also for my own future, yes!
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Anti-Kһushrenada on March 06, 2015, 09:44:53 PM
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on March 06, 2015, 09:50:13 PM
Stop it right there, Anti-Khushrenada.
I believe some payback I owe you. No one has ever gotten away without paying me the monies owed for my services. You are not going to be the first. It's time to settle debts. >:(
It is NotKhushrenada who will be stopping of you now. 8)
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Anti-Kһushrenada on March 06, 2015, 09:55:40 PM
Good effort, NotKhushrenada. But this wasn't a fight you could win.
Well, Khushrenada has been banished, NotKhushrenada is knocked out and Lady Une has gone to lurker status. Looks like the Khushrenada Crisis is coming to an end.
And good news everybody! The hostage situation is now over! ;D
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: Stratos on March 06, 2015, 10:34:31 PM
This is pretty epic. I almost wanted Not Khush to win. The suspense!
Title: Re: Attention NWR! I have a hostage!
Post by: that Baby guy on March 07, 2015, 09:59:36 PM
