Title: Re: I'm a horrible, evil, terrible monster...
Post by: Stratos on January 05, 2015, 10:30:52 PM
Sound like bitter, lazy parents who never got the memo that you can't buy your child's happiness.
Title: Re: I'm a horrible, evil, terrible monster...
Post by: Ceric on January 05, 2015, 10:35:31 PM
You consumerist White Devil. The Hand of Capitalism was not meant for this type of Flapping. See you January 22nd. XO
Title: Re: I'm a horrible, evil, terrible monster...
Post by: Khushrenada on January 05, 2015, 10:42:37 PM
But at least the Skylander's people love ya!
Title: Re: I'm a horrible, evil, terrible monster...
Post by: Stratos on January 05, 2015, 10:46:15 PM
That was UncleBob's big break. He'll probably become their spokesperson or something.
Title: Re: I'm a horrible, evil, terrible monster...
Post by: UncleBob on January 05, 2015, 10:48:52 PM
I doubt it. I'm not very people friendly. ;)
Title: Re: I'm a horrible, evil, terrible monster...
Post by: nickmitch on January 05, 2015, 11:02:36 PM
You think you buy Skylanders.
But it is they who have bought your soul.
Title: Re: I'm a horrible, evil, terrible monster...
Post by: Adrock on January 06, 2015, 08:29:08 PM
I love how so many parents are like, "Ugh, this why my kid can't find this or that Skylander." I'm glad their stupid, ugly kids can't get the figures they want.
Title: Re: I'm a horrible, evil, terrible monster...
Post by: Khushrenada on January 06, 2015, 08:58:36 PM
Let's face it. We all know that if they truly loved their kid, they'd find a way to get them the Skylander they want. They're just using this as a convenient excuse to hide how they don't actually care about their children.
Title: Re: I'm a horrible, evil, terrible monster...
Post by: Plugabugz on January 07, 2015, 04:25:07 AM
I think the unsung moral of this story really is "don't post things to facebook"
Title: Re: I'm a horrible, evil, terrible monster...
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 07, 2015, 04:47:55 AM
UB, you have problems.
think of the children. let them have an opportunity to purchase that 1 copy that you got instead. sell them to the bitter parents that didn't scour all available stock to find what they were looking for at an inflated price.
Title: Re: I'm a horrible, evil, terrible monster...
Post by: pokepal148 on January 08, 2015, 10:55:17 PM
I'm happy to see chain posting is still a thing.
Copy this to 12 other topics or unclebob will maim you with a rusty spade.
Quote from: What appears to be the official Skylanders Facebook Page
Wow! This is fantastic! We'd love to use it. Please message us your email for more info.
Unclebob is making it big.
Title: Re: I'm a horrible, evil, terrible monster...
Post by: Ceric on January 23, 2015, 03:55:26 PM
UncleBob. I just saw your Picture on the Skylander's Twitter feed.
Quote
We can't believe this amazing collection from Portal Master 'Uncle Bob!' WOW!
Title: Re: I'm a horrible, evil, terrible monster...
Post by: Khushrenada on January 23, 2015, 04:21:04 PM
You made it, UncleBob!
Hope it was worth crushing all those other children's dreams by preventing their parents from buying them all those Skylander toys on display.
Title: Re: I'm a horrible, evil, terrible monster...
Post by: UncleBob on January 23, 2015, 04:46:12 PM
Wow. and even more people being jerks.
I posted a reply, but I'm not sure it'll help much. https://www.facebook.com/SkylandersGame/photos/a.253523511339479.72748.191825297509301/1136546219703866/?type=1&comment_id=1136603363031485&offset=0&total_comments=72
Title: Re: I'm a horrible, evil, terrible monster...
Post by: Stratos on January 23, 2015, 04:55:16 PM
That was a very well thought out and level-headed response on your part. Don't let anything they say going forward get to you. You are not the target of their hate even if they do not know it. The Scalpers are their true target.
Title: Re: I'm a horrible, evil, terrible monster...
Post by: UncleBob on January 23, 2015, 05:02:36 PM
Oh, it doesn't bother me. Much. (http://s.mlkshk-cdn.com/r/FUN9)
Title: Re: I'm a horrible, evil, terrible monster...
Post by: Mop it up on January 23, 2015, 07:41:06 PM
They're probably just jealous.
Title: Re: I'm a horrible, evil, terrible monster...
Post by: Ceric on January 23, 2015, 09:11:02 PM
I know something was off when I saw you last night. It look like the weight of the world had been put on you should portal master. Luckily Tingle saved you.
Title: Re: I'm a horrible, evil, terrible monster...
Post by: pokepal148 on January 24, 2015, 04:42:02 AM
Quote from: some lady on Facebook
Unclebob has a problem.
We've noticed.
Title: Re: I'm a horrible, evil, terrible monster...
Post by: NWR_insanolord on January 24, 2015, 04:50:48 AM
UncleBob's only problem is haters like her standing in the way of him getting more tiny plastic figures.
Title: Re: I'm a horrible, evil, terrible monster...
Post by: UncleBob on February 01, 2015, 02:05:48 PM
Because Skylanders are clearly fun and totally not a waste of money...
Aw crap! Really?! Man.... I've had this whole Skylanders thing wrong all this time?!? Well, forget you Animal Crossing Amiibo Cards. I need to get to the store and get some Skylanders merchandise pronto!
Title: Re: I'm a horrible, evil, terrible monster...
Post by: Wah on October 21, 2015, 10:38:25 PM
Well they are better then the pieces of Animal Crap that Nintendo says are "Amiibo's". Still a waste of money and time, and whoever has them is either 2 years old, a man-child, or an Idiot.
Title: Re: I'm a horrible, evil, terrible monster...
Post by: NWR_insanolord on October 21, 2015, 11:22:48 PM
There's no need to resort to personal insults.
Title: Re: I'm a horrible, evil, terrible monster...
Post by: Stratos on October 21, 2015, 11:51:07 PM
At least I can now say I'm younger than my wife. Her friend asked if she was 5 because her birthday gift highlight was the Eeyore pillow pal I got her. That'll grind her gears. ;)
Title: Re: I'm a horrible, evil, terrible monster...
Post by: Wah on October 22, 2015, 08:23:40 PM
wow a warning for that, Jesus! Bob nows I'm joking he's not that much of a douche.
