Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: UncleBob on December 26, 2014, 10:33:58 PM
Title: Luv Connection: Funhouse Edition
Post by: UncleBob on December 26, 2014, 10:33:58 PM
I need four volunteers, please.
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Post by: pokepal148 on December 27, 2014, 12:00:20 AM
I'm going to regret this.
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Post by: ObbyDent on December 27, 2014, 12:43:39 AM
Sure
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Post by: Khushrenada on December 27, 2014, 01:20:32 AM
Romeo reporting for duty.
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on December 27, 2014, 01:51:40 AM
Juliet here.
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Post by: UncleBob on December 27, 2014, 11:14:25 AM
So, here's the plan.
Three of you will be given bachelor roles, while one will be the bachelorette. The bachelor has to play a secret role he's been given - he cannot come out and flatly say who/what he is, but he must do his best to answer his questions in-character.
The bachelorette gets to ask each bachelor three typical bachelorette-esque questions, then has to try and guess who/what the bachelors are.
I will PM out the roles shortly.
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Post by: UncleBob on December 27, 2014, 11:28:08 AM
Hello, and welcome to the Luv Connection, where we will set up one ... lucky bachelorette ... with one of our ... charming and amazing bachelors.
Brandogg is our lovely bachelorette. Brandogg, tell us a little about yourself and start this off by asking your first question!
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on December 28, 2014, 09:58:09 AM
Well first I'm a sassy young lady who knows what she wants and knows how to get it. I enjoy long walks on the beach, mountain climbing, and scat porn.
Bachelor number one - what is your idea of a perfect first date?
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Post by: pokepal148 on December 28, 2014, 10:04:20 AM
oh good lord.
I'm a rough tough type of guy who constantly jams to my favorite beat.
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Post by: UncleBob on December 28, 2014, 11:04:25 AM
That question was directed to Bachelor #1. Wait your turn, pokepal. :D
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Post by: Stratos on December 28, 2014, 05:07:55 PM
I'll be the audience:
*Laughs*
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on December 28, 2014, 05:29:12 PM
Ok, I guess I'll just keep asking rather than wait for a response.
Bachelor number two - if you were stranded on a desert island, what three things would you bring with you (apparently people are given a head's up when they are about to be stranded on desert islands...)?
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Post by: Khushrenada on December 28, 2014, 05:40:37 PM
Sorry for the delay. My internet connection was down for a bit there.
Every date is perfect for me. I don't know why you would think otherwise. As such, you would enjoy the perfect entertainment of watching a basketball game with me, taking in a military parade and laughing at the outrage of the international community when I launch a couple ballistic missiles into the sea for fun. Then, of course, you would pleasure me for as long as I command and, if you do it well, I won't kill you and your family making it a perfect date for you.
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Post by: pokepal148 on December 28, 2014, 05:53:56 PM
Thank you very much, I'll take a stereo with that forementioned song, some innocent civilians that I can scare, and a test tube from the dark spooky lab that I was born in.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 28, 2014, 08:13:17 PM
::writes down identity of Khush for later reference::
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on December 28, 2014, 08:18:22 PM
I don't want to answer early so...
Bachelor number three - what is your favorite position for making whoopee and why?
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Post by: Crimm on December 29, 2014, 10:41:24 AM
I'm legit scared of where this thread ends up...
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Post by: pokepal148 on December 29, 2014, 11:11:37 AM
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on December 29, 2014, 10:11:08 PM
I'm getting all wet over here. Time for rapid fire questions...
Bachelor number one - if I were Sony Pictures, would you authorize a cyber attack against me?
Bachelor number two - if you could be any type of animal, which would you be?
Bachelor number three - who is your role model?
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Post by: pokepal148 on December 29, 2014, 10:42:39 PM
You ask that question as if I am not some sort of animal :D :D
I'll go with a chicken, I dunno, I always felt like, whenever I saw one of those we were like family ;)
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Post by: Khushrenada on December 29, 2014, 10:45:45 PM
Some people like to look up who they're dating on Facebook. Maybe that's too intense for some people but I like to think cyber attacks are just due diligence in dating. I'd hate for there to be any secrets between us. But as long as you are making movies that are loving tributes to me, I'm sure we'd get along just fine.
(Oh, who am I kidding? I'd launch a cyber attack anyways in order to free Spiderman from you and let Marvel Studios get him back!)
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Post by: ObbyDent on December 30, 2014, 02:09:53 AM
My role model is definitely Unclebob. I've learned my skills from the best. His collection of toys is what inspired me...
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Post by: Stratos on December 30, 2014, 07:19:29 PM
My role model is definitely Unclebob. I've learned my skills from the best. His collection of toys man nipple photos is what inspired me...
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on December 31, 2014, 11:40:31 AM
Bachelor number one - what is your favorite item at fast food restaurants and why?
Bachelor number two - what is your favorite movie and why?
Bachelor number three - A/S/L?
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Post by: Khushrenada on December 31, 2014, 03:07:18 PM
Big macs. Oh man, I love me some big macs. There's nothing better than big macs, vodka and a smoke or two while driving a Mercedes. Ah, that takes me back. But honestly, I'd probably eat anything that has a lot of cheese on it. I love cheeessseeee! It is the supreme leader of all dairy!
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Post by: ObbyDent on December 31, 2014, 05:01:35 PM
37, Male, Midwest
M'lady.
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Post by: pokepal148 on December 31, 2014, 06:23:56 PM
Jurassic Park, it's like it's telling my story.
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Post by: Crimm on December 31, 2014, 06:50:33 PM
Nobody in this thread is dateable.
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Post by: Khushrenada on December 31, 2014, 07:11:21 PM
I guess that's true since you're in this thread.
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Post by: pokepal148 on December 31, 2014, 07:15:57 PM
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Post by: Khushrenada on December 31, 2014, 08:23:46 PM
This heart's up for sale, yeah, this heart's on the stand Mix and match and melt in my mouth Nothin' ever goes quite as planned You fly north and I'll sail south
So redevelop product, redesign this package Still refuse to reach in your pocket Everything is temporary written on that sand Lookin' for the girl that meets supply with demand
Love has no guarantee (Yes I'm date stamped) Promise me eternity (Guess I'll fade away) Even with a pedigree (Yes I'm date stamped) Love has no guarantee
That heart's on display, yes, that heart's off the rails A ship in the harbor with wind in its sails Chain up love inside the chain-store girl Chain up love and exchange it
Is monsieur a connoisseur or just short changed? Off the rack or custom fit it all seems the same Look but don't touch in paradise Dont let them catch you damagin' the merchandise
Love has no guarantee (Yes I'm date stamped) Promise me eternity (Guess I'll fade away) Even with a pedigree (Yes I'm date stamped) Love has no guarantee
I get sales talk from sales assistants When all I want to do girl, is lower your resistance Everything is temporary, written on that sand Lookin' for the girl that meets supply with demand
Love has no guarantee Brings out the woman in me Even with a pedigree Love has no guarantee
No chance of subtlety No promise of eternity Even with a pedigree Love has no guarantee
Title: Re: Luv Connection: Funhouse Edition
Post by: ObbyDent on January 01, 2015, 12:40:54 AM
I can't compete with that.
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on January 01, 2015, 09:38:52 AM
Bachelor number one - you are Kim Jong Un (or perhaps just a dictator in general)
Bachelor number two - you are a dinosaur...I think.
Bachelor number three - you are that dude with the largest video game collection, perhaps?
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on January 02, 2015, 03:24:37 PM
TEH SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
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Post by: UncleBob on January 02, 2015, 03:28:21 PM
1 is correct. 2 is pretty close. I wouldn't expect you to get any closer than you guess. 3 isn't right.
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on January 02, 2015, 08:53:17 PM
Do we keep going?
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Post by: UncleBob on January 02, 2015, 09:00:59 PM
We'll open up to let the folks at home try and guess what #3 was supposed to be... then, we'll do another round. :D
Title: Re: Luv Connection: Funhouse Edition
Post by: pokepal148 on January 02, 2015, 10:16:41 PM
I'm guessing #3 is unclebob... I dunno...
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on January 02, 2015, 11:12:57 PM
Wrong age.
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Post by: Khushrenada on January 05, 2015, 03:27:24 PM
My guess for number #3 is a person crazy about collecting Skylander toys or Amiibo figures.
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Post by: ObbyDent on January 05, 2015, 04:40:13 PM
My guess for number #3 is a person crazy about collecting Skylander toys or Amiibo figures.
Gotcha. Technically I'm an Amiibo scalper but close enough.
Like I said, Unclebob
I have only ever resold a single amiibo - a Wii Fit Trainer - and resold it for a few cents more than I paid (it ran me $14.xx after tax and the person who got if off my hands gave me $15 even). So, no, not UncleBob. :D
Do folks want to try a second round here? Do I have volunteers?
