If this has happened to you, then you've most likely come in contact with a post made by the most negative person on NWR. This is a poster who just can't seem to be pleased by anything Nintendo related. A poster who constantly seems to take an opposing and negative viewpoint compared to what others are stating in a thread. This barrage of downer posts will leave even the most optimistic person feel like giving up life.
I'm sure this little introduction has immediately made anyone reading this think of the same one person I'm here to talk about. I'm talking, of course, about Mop It Up who seems to have finished mopping up whatever it was she was here to mop up and has become a wet blanket from it. Now, if you are new to these forums, you may not know who Mop It Up is or have thought of her as your first choice for most negative poster. So, allow me to bring you up to speed as to why she has this distinction.
It's only been recently that I've seen other people show some criticism of Brawl; when the game originally released and for several years after, it seemed like everyone loved the game and I was the only one who could see all of its problems. Better late than never I guess
(Man she's even negative about the similar negative response of other people on the same subject.)
On the upcoming Nintendo Direct for Super Smash Bros. Wii U:
the worst part of my day was reading posts on a forum
(Yikes. And yet she still comes here anyways.)
The case is clear. You won't find a more negative poster anywhere else. And if you still don't believe, allow me to post the only true statement she's ever made on this site:
So there. What has made her so bitter? We may never know. What can be done about the problem? Well, unfortunately, there is no cure available just yet. Scientists are still working around the clock to find a solution but at present we must live in fear of coming in contact with one of these numerous negative posts.
However, to borrow from another recovery program, sometimes the first step to healing is admitting you have a problem. The second step is identifying the problem. The third step is hiring a contract killer to eliminate the problem. Now, I've already done steps 1 and 2 which means I've done 66.66666667% of the work. But I can't be expected to do it all. I've got a life outside of these forums too, you know. It involves setting up surveillance equipment and spying on all the NWR forum users. That takes a lot of time. I'm sure the other 10,000+ 8 people using this forum could step up and show some initiative for once in making these forums a better place.
Anyways, I'm not sure where this conversation is now going. I'd just wanted to point out this revelation I just had regarding the forums and it somehow led to this point. While I'd like to find a way to wrap it up in a neat tidy package, camera 3 is out in Shyguy's kitchen so I need to get that replaced asap. I need to clone Insanolord's phone to make sure he hasn't discovered any trace of the massive frame-up job I'm doing on him and I have to meet up with stevey to help him bury another body. (Between you and me, he needs a new hobby.) Gotta go.
Title: Re: The Most Negative Person on NWR
Post by: BranDonk Kong on October 23, 2014, 03:11:40 PM
Do you get paid to research forum members?
Title: Re: The Most Negative Person on NWR
Post by: NWR_insanolord on October 23, 2014, 03:17:14 PM
If he does I'll be pissed. If anyone here gets paid it should definitely be me and not some random delusional malcontents on the forums.
Title: Re: The Most Negative Person on NWR
Post by: Khushrenada on October 23, 2014, 03:30:41 PM
Then you're not going to like my next topic "Make $56,472 a month at home by spying on forum users."
Title: Re: The Most Negative Person on NWR
Post by: Fatty The Hutt on October 23, 2014, 03:41:44 PM
tl;dr...something something about IanSane I assume
Title: Re: The Most Negative Person on NWR
Post by: Mop it up on October 23, 2014, 03:56:40 PM
Ha ha, wow, way to take everything way out of context!
I'm feeling content Smash-wise so getting more info on another Smash game hasn't got me excited... right now I'm indifferent to the news and would be more interested in what future products may be coming out next year for the 3DS.
Yeah, yeah, we get it, you hate the Wii U and everything on it.
I'm sorry Lucariofan99 but I just don't like how Lucario handles. In my personal tier list, Lucario goes to the bottom. He just seems lacking in power and attacks.
Yeah right, he's not sorry at all. He loves to poke at Lucariofan99.
It could be like one of those movie posters. "The Wii U brought about...one of...Nintendo's best years."
If it is a movie poster then it shouldn't have any ...'s in the middle of it. They can be at the front or end but in the middle is too much word manipulation. The only thing I added in Mop it up's quotes was an [and] in order to bridge from where I lopped off one sentence in order to get to another sentence in that same post. Everything else is in that exact order and a real quote. That is the type of rule Mop it up is talking about following as well, I do believe.
Title: Re: The Most Negative Person on NWR
Post by: Khushrenada on October 23, 2014, 04:18:56 PM
The Wii U has been out long enough that's accumulated enough decent games (all first party of course) that if I bought one this Christmas I would have a good amount of games to play.
Sounds like he plans to get a Wii U this Christmas!
Nintendo publishing a game like Bayonetta is great.
He thinks the Wii U getting Bayonetta is great, and he said it with no added backhanded compliments, condescension, or tacked-on complaints about other stuff. Honest.
And lastly, a comment on an article about an N64 game:
I remember being really psyched about Killer Instinct and Cruis'n USA. One year they had arcade versions of KI and Cruis'n on free play. COOL! The first group of games were an Mortal Kombat style fighter, an arcade racing game and an FPS. That is super hip stuff for the late 90's. Aside from the previous three titles the early titles included Star Wars, jet ski racing and blowing up **** with bulldozers to clear a path for a nuclear bomb.
Well at least he seems to recognise the N64 as the best system ever, which it is!
Title: Re: The Most Negative Person on NWR
Post by: NWR_insanolord on October 27, 2014, 03:55:51 PM
I may have to reinstitute the karma system just to applaud that post.
Title: Re: The Most Negative Person on NWR
Post by: Ceric on October 27, 2014, 03:59:20 PM
Then you're not going to like my next topic "Make $56,472 a month at home by spying on forum users."
I bet they only pay you in Disney Dollars (http://disneydollars.net).
actually they pay him in Buttcoin (http://www.buttcoinfoundation.org).
Title: Re: The Most Negative Person on NWR
Post by: marvel_moviefan_2012 on November 02, 2014, 01:53:19 AM
I can't sleep. Stupid time change has me wide awake and now I have a whole extra hour to try to sleep. I hate this it sucks I wish we didn't need sleep or else I never would anyways, never do so whats the damn point.
