Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: Khushrenada on April 11, 2014, 12:01:20 PM
Title: The Euphemism Thread
Post by: Khushrenada on April 11, 2014, 12:01:20 PM
So, a few days ago, I was struck with an idea for a new funhouse thread but I waited on it to make sure the idea was solid. I'd never post anything that wasn't 100% top notch quality nor would I ever do anything that might seem like I'm spam posting. Much like how NWR tries to measure the weekly content they put out, I try and approach the funhouse the same way and make sure there is a little something happening every day to come back for. I'm the true community manager. Ha!
In this thread, someone posts a euphemism and then someone else posts what it means and can give the next euphemism. So, for instance, Shift Key would post: "Euphemism - I've got some crack to snort and prostitutes to please." Partybear would then post: "Translation - I've got get back to work. Euphemism: etc, etc." Of course, that won't happen since they no longer post here. That's where you come in and why this thread needs you. Get it? Got it? Good.
Let's begin!
Euphemism - I'll swim in that stream.
Title: Re: The Euphemism Thread
Post by: Fatty The Hutt on April 11, 2014, 01:42:16 PM
You would like to go swimming in a specific stream that is in front of you or that you are pointing to on a map?
Did I get it right?
Or, you like..."water sports"? (euphemistically speaking)
Title: Re: The Euphemism Thread
Post by: Khushrenada on April 11, 2014, 02:22:11 PM
Euphemism - Yeah, you got it "right".
Translation - Idiot.
Title: Re: The Euphemism Thread
Post by: nickmitch on April 11, 2014, 03:24:22 PM
Wait, if you do the translation, then what do I do?
Title: Re: The Euphemism Thread
Post by: Fatty The Hutt on April 11, 2014, 03:44:51 PM
Translation: She may be kinda ugly, but pussy is pussy and I'm not as picky as the rest of you...
Euphemism: There is not enough liquor in the world...
Translation: I will never be NWR's community manager. Eh. It comes from another thread but it gets the job done. Sometimes, that's what you got to do to keep a thread moving.
Euphemism: I'm going to do some calculating with my calculator, if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: The Euphemism Thread
Post by: Oblivion on April 11, 2014, 08:37:14 PM
Translation: you have some math homework to get done.
Title: Re: The Euphemism Thread
Post by: Fatty The Hutt on April 14, 2014, 10:32:09 AM
Euphemism: The Euphemism Thread
Translation: The thread where every phrase is a thinly veiled double-entendre about sex or pooping.
Title: Re: The Euphemism Thread
Post by: Pixelated Pixies on April 14, 2014, 02:46:49 PM
Euphemism - Stay away from my special lady friend!
Title: Re: The Euphemism Thread
Post by: Khushrenada on April 14, 2014, 11:40:29 PM
Translation: Those roofies are mine!
Euphemism: I have a date this Thursday! Ooooo. He goes for the low blow.
Title: Re: The Euphemism Thread
Post by: Oblivion on April 15, 2014, 01:06:40 AM
Translastion: Khush is a meanie!
Ufamism: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
Title: Re: The Euphemism Thread
Post by: Fatty The Hutt on April 15, 2014, 10:32:39 AM
Translation: I can't believe I have to barf again. I shouldn't have drank so much.
Euphemism: Excuse me, I just have to go sharpen my skates.
Title: Re: The Euphemism Thread
Post by: Stogi on April 15, 2014, 10:51:48 PM
Translation: I'm about to cut a rug.
Euphemism: Two can play that game.
Title: Re: The Euphemism Thread
Post by: Pixelated Pixies on April 16, 2014, 07:10:31 AM