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Title: The Euphemism Thread
Post by: Khushrenada on April 11, 2014, 12:01:20 PM
So, a few days ago, I was struck with an idea for a new funhouse thread but I waited on it to make sure the idea was solid. I'd never post anything that wasn't 100% top notch quality nor would I ever do anything that might seem like I'm spam posting. Much like how NWR tries to measure the weekly content they put out, I try and approach the funhouse the same way and make sure there is a little something happening every day to come back for. I'm the true community manager. Ha!
 
In this thread, someone posts a euphemism and then someone else posts what it means and can give the next euphemism. So, for instance, Shift Key would post: "Euphemism - I've got some crack to snort and prostitutes to please." Partybear would then post: "Translation - I've got get back to work. Euphemism: etc, etc." Of course, that won't happen since they no longer post here. That's where you come in and why this thread needs you. Get it? Got it? Good.

Let's begin!

Euphemism - I'll swim in that stream.
Title: Re: The Euphemism Thread
Post by: Fatty The Hutt on April 11, 2014, 01:42:16 PM
You would like to go swimming in a specific stream that is in front of you or that you are pointing to on a map?


Did I get it right?


Or, you like..."water sports"? (euphemistically speaking)
Title: Re: The Euphemism Thread
Post by: Khushrenada on April 11, 2014, 02:22:11 PM
Euphemism - Yeah, you got it "right".

Translation - Idiot.
Title: Re: The Euphemism Thread
Post by: nickmitch on April 11, 2014, 03:24:22 PM
Wait, if you do the translation, then what do I do?
Title: Re: The Euphemism Thread
Post by: Fatty The Hutt on April 11, 2014, 03:44:51 PM
Euphemism - Yeah, you got it "right".

Translation - Idiot.
and yet you completely glossed over "water sports", an actual euphemism. Who's the thing you said now, hmmm?
Title: Re: The Euphemism Thread
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 11, 2014, 03:50:19 PM
Let's begin!

Euphemism - I'll swim in that stream.

Translation:  She may be kinda ugly, but pussy is pussy and I'm not as picky as the rest of you...


Euphemism: There is not enough liquor in the world...

Title: Re: The Euphemism Thread
Post by: Khushrenada on April 11, 2014, 04:17:21 PM
Wait, if you do the translation, then what do I do?

You do things? Even I'm not following the thread rules anymore.
Title: Re: The Euphemism Thread
Post by: Khushrenada on April 11, 2014, 05:51:47 PM
Let's begin!

Euphemism - I'll swim in that stream.

Translation:  She may be kinda ugly, but pussy is pussy and I'm not as picky as the rest of you...


Euphemism: There is not enough liquor in the world...



Translation: I will never be NWR's community manager. Eh. It comes from another thread but it gets the job done. Sometimes, that's what you got to do to keep a thread moving.

Euphemism: I'm going to do some calculating with my calculator, if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: The Euphemism Thread
Post by: Oblivion on April 11, 2014, 08:37:14 PM
Translation: you have some math homework to get done.
Title: Re: The Euphemism Thread
Post by: Fatty The Hutt on April 14, 2014, 10:32:09 AM
Euphemism: The Euphemism Thread


Translation: The thread where every phrase is a thinly veiled double-entendre about sex or pooping.
Title: Re: The Euphemism Thread
Post by: Pixelated Pixies on April 14, 2014, 02:46:49 PM
Euphemism - Stay away from my special lady friend!
Title: Re: The Euphemism Thread
Post by: Khushrenada on April 14, 2014, 11:40:29 PM
Translation: Those roofies are mine!

Euphemism: I have a date this Thursday! Ooooo. He goes for the low blow.
Title: Re: The Euphemism Thread
Post by: Oblivion on April 15, 2014, 01:06:40 AM
Translastion: Khush is a meanie!


Ufamism: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
Title: Re: The Euphemism Thread
Post by: Fatty The Hutt on April 15, 2014, 10:32:39 AM
Translation: I can't believe I have to barf again. I shouldn't have drank so much.


Euphemism: Excuse me, I just have to go sharpen my skates.
Title: Re: The Euphemism Thread
Post by: Stogi on April 15, 2014, 10:51:48 PM
Translation: I'm about to cut a rug.

Euphemism: Two can play that game.
Title: Re: The Euphemism Thread
Post by: Pixelated Pixies on April 16, 2014, 07:10:31 AM
Euphemism: Two can play that game.

Translation - You're not the only one who is capable of committing adultery.

Alternate Translation - Let's play Street Fighter Sweetie!


Euphemism - He put's s*** on the table to keep the flies off the butter.

Title: Re: The Euphemism Thread
Post by: bustin98 on April 22, 2014, 02:44:55 AM
Translation - He whores out his mom while keeping his sister for himself.

Euphemism - I'm taking the kids to the pool

Title: Re: The Euphemism Thread
Post by: Khushrenada on April 22, 2014, 04:45:23 PM
Translation - He whores out his mom while keeping his sister for himself.

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH SNAP!
Title: Re: The Euphemism Thread
Post by: Wah on April 23, 2014, 09:02:43 PM
get a burn heal on that ::)
Title: Re: The Euphemism Thread
Post by: Pixelated Pixies on April 24, 2014, 02:25:33 PM
Ha!