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Title: I'm writing a CGI Mario movie for Disney
Post by: BigScorsesefan on May 13, 2013, 10:04:38 AM
It will be a big improvement over that other Mario movie from the 90s, what do you think of these ideas?
Mario-Mark Wahlberg (w/o Italian accent)
Luigi-Robin Williams (Read Mario)
Bowser-Gary Oldman
Peach-Amy Adams
Daisy-Natalie Portman
Toad-Seth Rogen
Yoshi-Dana Carvey
Wario-Jack Black (Read Mario)
Waluigi-Adam Sandler (Read Mario)
Professor E.Gadd-Jim Carrey w/German accent
Donkey Kong-Arnold Schwarzenegger
Diddy Kong-Chris Tucker
Kamek-Ray Liotta
Lakitu-Joe Pesci
Boom Boom-Sylvester Stallone
Nabbit-Christopher Walken
Hammer Bro-Conan O'Brien
Sledge Bro-Jack Nicholson
Boomerang Bro-Jeff Dunham... and his friends
Fire Bro-Martin Scorsese
Ice Bro-James Woods
Bowser Jr-Justin Bieber
Toadsworth-Anthony Hopkins
with Angelina Jolie as Rosalina
and Robert De Niro as King Toadstool

King Toadstool is a ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom, he is also Peach's father

This will show how the Mario Bros and the Wario Bros ended up in the Mushroom Kingdom

It will mostly be family friendly, but it will contain dark and dramatic moments like Bowser kills Peach's mother in the beginning when she was 4, Bowser kills her father in the climax, Bowser kills Daisy's parents in a flashback when she was 6, Bowser's backstory will also be depressing, so will Daisy's backstory, and my ending

Boomerang Bro will have multiple personality disorder, he will constantly change voices, that means you'll also be hearing Walter, Jose, Peanut, Melvin, Achmed, Sweet Daddy Dee, and Bubba J do the voice of the Boomerang Bro

Bowser will be more entertaining and threatening than he was in the games (which by the way he wasn't either of those in the games)

This will be the first and only time Peach gets kidnapped,
It will not just be the Mario Bros who are rescuing Peach but also E.Gadd, Toad, Yoshi, Daisy, Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong (Nearing the end of the second act), and Wario and Waluigi (during the third act)

I'm also adding a musical number with Christopher Walken and Justin Bieber
Title: Re: I'm writing a CGI Mario movie for Disney
Post by: Dasmos on May 13, 2013, 10:07:45 AM
Haha this is the best thread in years.
Title: Re: I'm writing a CGI Mario movie for Disney
Post by: BigScorsesefan on May 13, 2013, 10:12:03 AM
Haha this is the best thread in years.
Glad you like this idea
Title: Re: I'm writing a CGI Mario movie for Disney
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on May 13, 2013, 11:01:31 AM
YES I CANT WAIT TO SEE GUFF HAMHAM IN HIS ANIMATED DEBUT AS A BONER BROTHER
Title: Re: I'm writing a CGI Mario movie for Disney
Post by: shingi_70 on May 13, 2013, 11:47:45 AM
Hmm I've seen this before but it doesn't get any less brilliant.
Title: Re: I'm writing a CGI Mario movie for Disney
Post by: Stogi on May 14, 2013, 12:57:43 AM
Haha this is the best thread in years.

I honestly didn't laugh that hard until I saw the very last sentence.
Title: Re: I'm writing a CGI Mario movie for Disney
Post by: ShyGuy on May 14, 2013, 01:21:49 AM
Joes Pesci as Lakitu is casting GENIUS!
Title: Re: I'm writing a CGI Mario movie for Disney
Post by: BigScorsesefan on May 14, 2013, 09:30:33 AM
Joes Pesci as Lakitu is casting GENIUS!
I am gonna have Lakitu yell
Title: Re: I'm writing a CGI Mario movie for Disney
Post by: Ceric on May 14, 2013, 10:42:28 AM
Though I think Daisy should still have parents.  Her Kingdom is so irrelevant that its funny.
Title: Re: I'm writing a CGI Mario movie for Disney
Post by: Fatty The Hutt on May 14, 2013, 03:58:36 PM
Joes Pesci as Lakitu is casting GENIUS!
or..Joe Piscopo? Think about it.
Title: Re: I'm writing a CGI Mario movie for Disney
Post by: BigScorsesefan on May 15, 2013, 09:35:13 AM
Joes Pesci as Lakitu is casting GENIUS!
or..Joe Piscopo? Think about it.
Who's that?
Title: Re: I'm writing a CGI Mario movie for Disney
Post by: NWR_insanolord on May 15, 2013, 02:56:11 PM
He was on Saturday Night Live during the worst era in the show's history.
Title: Re: I'm writing a CGI Mario movie for Disney
Post by: pokepal148 on May 15, 2013, 07:05:17 PM
John Barrowman as Birdo...
Title: Re: I'm writing a CGI Mario movie for Disney
Post by: BigScorsesefan on May 15, 2013, 07:35:07 PM
John Barrowman as Birdo...
My least favorite character
Title: Re: I'm writing a CGI Mario movie for Disney
Post by: pokepal148 on May 15, 2013, 07:41:31 PM
but it works so perfectly...
Title: Re: I'm writing a CGI Mario movie for Disney
Post by: Fatty The Hutt on May 16, 2013, 12:48:16 PM
Joes Pesci as Lakitu is casting GENIUS!
or..Joe Piscopo? Think about it.
Who's that?
I despair
unless this is sarcasm and in that case, well played
Title: Re: I'm writing a CGI Mario movie for Disney
Post by: BigScorsesefan on May 17, 2013, 01:44:57 PM
I'm also going to add a dramatic ending
Title: Re: I'm writing a CGI Mario movie for Disney
Post by: ShyGuy on May 18, 2013, 02:38:50 PM
Who dies?
Title: Re: I'm writing a CGI Mario movie for Disney
Post by: Sarail on May 18, 2013, 02:43:18 PM
Matt Dillon or Gary Busey, I would assume.