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Title: Come in here and I'll tell you something about your mom.
Post by: UncleBob on February 01, 2013, 03:12:37 AM: Just ask and I'll post some deep, dark secret about your mom that she told me over some cheap wine the other night.
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Post by: Stogi on February 01, 2013, 03:15:52 AM: Your mom once told me she had a deep, dark secret. It turned out it was her vagina.
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Post by: UncleBob on February 01, 2013, 03:21:31 AM: Quote from: Stogi on February 01, 2013, 03:15:52 AM
Your mom once told me she had a deep, dark secret. It turned out it was her vagina.

Your mom's vagina is no secret - it's well known to most every man in town.
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Post by: Shaymin on February 01, 2013, 06:35:26 AM: Yo mamma's so fat I rolled over twice and was still on top of her.
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Post by: UncleBob on February 01, 2013, 09:36:39 AM: Your mother is so smooth and fine that I rolled over her twice as well.

And again this morning.

Hope we didn't wake you. She's quite the screamer.
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on February 01, 2013, 09:44:16 AM: Your mother is so nice that she tipped her server 25% on her bill at lunch the other day.
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on February 01, 2013, 09:44:48 AM: Your mother is so nice she donates to Good Will all the time and helps old ladies cross the street.
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Post by: UncleBob on February 01, 2013, 09:51:09 AM: Quote from: Brandogg on February 01, 2013, 09:44:16 AM
Your mother is so nice that she tipped her server 25% on her bill at lunch the other day.

Your mother is so nice that she tipped me the other night... Though, I gave her much more than just the tip.
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Post by: Oblivion on February 01, 2013, 10:37:09 AM: Damn, that was a good one.
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Post by: Stogi on February 01, 2013, 04:50:52 PM: Your mother is so nice she blew me and called it African Relief.
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Post by: UncleBob on February 01, 2013, 05:34:03 PM: Quote from: Stogi on February 01, 2013, 04:50:52 PM
Your mother is so nice she blew me and called it African Relief.
So many people ride your mother each day, in New York, they call her E-Train.
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Post by: Stogi on February 01, 2013, 05:42:42 PM: We have a nick-name for your mom too. We call her "Slip n' slide" cuz we always go head first.
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Post by: EasyCure on February 01, 2013, 06:12:41 PM: Those last 3 were awesome.

This one is a personal favorite only because Mr. Ed O'neil (aka Al Bundy) himself uttered it on television:

Yo Mama's so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
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Post by: Stogi on February 01, 2013, 06:32:28 PM: Your mom's so stupid, I told her I'd be back and she believed it.
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Post by: Sarail on February 01, 2013, 08:12:08 PM: Quote from: Stogi on February 01, 2013, 05:42:42 PM
We have a nick-name for your mom too. We call her "Slip n' slide" cuz we always go head first.
It's definitely the wettest and wildest ride I've ever been on.
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Post by: UncleBob on February 01, 2013, 08:24:14 PM: Quote from: Stogi on February 01, 2013, 05:42:42 PM
We have a nick-name for your mom too. We call her "Slip n' slide" cuz we always go head first.

Sounds about right. My mother's classy enough to make you work for it.

Your mom makes it so easy, a caveman can do her.

Seriously, tell her to stop trying to have sex with the wax cavemen at the museum. It's creepy.
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on February 02, 2013, 12:42:58 AM: Quote from: UncleBob on February 01, 2013, 09:51:09 AM
Quote from: Brandogg on February 01, 2013, 09:44:16 AM
Your mother is so nice that she tipped her server 25% on her bill at lunch the other day.

Your mother is so nice that she tipped me the other night... Though, I gave her much more than just the tip.

You keep my mom out of this and I'll keep this out of your mom.
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Post by: UncleBob on February 02, 2013, 12:58:57 AM: Actually, Brandogg, I'm glad you and my mother found each other. She's had a hard life and could really use a sweet, sensitive, gentle lover.

Or, at least, I assume that's what your mom was talking about when she mentioned you always spend a lot of time in your room masturbating and crying afterwards.
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on February 02, 2013, 08:52:38 AM: Tears = lube.
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Post by: Stogi on February 02, 2013, 05:02:23 PM: Your mom is so easy she enjoys being raped.
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on February 02, 2013, 06:52:45 PM
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Post by: ThePerm on February 02, 2013, 08:32:30 PM: Quote from: Stogi on February 02, 2013, 05:02:23 PM
Your mom is so easy she enjoys being raped.

5 out of 6 people enjoy gang rape -a joke funny on its own

your mom is one of them - a new twist to the joke
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on February 02, 2013, 09:11:58 PM: The real question is do you consider it a "legitimate rape" or a "gift-from-God rape?"
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Post by: Oblivion on February 02, 2013, 10:26:41 PM: Quote from: ThePerm on February 02, 2013, 08:32:30 PM
Quote from: Stogi on February 02, 2013, 05:02:23 PM
Your mom is so easy she enjoys being raped.

5 out of 6 people enjoy gang rape -a joke funny on its own

your mom is one of them - a new twist to the joke

4 out of 6 when your uncle finishes.
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Post by: Shaymin on February 02, 2013, 11:06:23 PM: Quote from: Brandogg on February 02, 2013, 09:11:58 PM
The real question is do you consider it a "legitimate rape" or a "gift-from-God rape?"
I am so glad that the mods have ways to shut this down.
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Post by: NWR_insanolord on February 02, 2013, 11:13:32 PM: Quote from: Shaymin on February 02, 2013, 11:06:23 PM
Quote from: Brandogg on February 02, 2013, 09:11:58 PM
The real question is do you consider it a "legitimate rape" or a "gift-from-God rape?"
I am so glad that the mods have ways to shut this down.

That implies that I believe Brandogg is a legitimate troll, which I'd definitely argue against.
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Post by: UncleBob on February 02, 2013, 11:58:30 PM: I dunno... Your mom jokes are one thing... joking about rape kinda makes me uncomfortable... :(
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Post by: Crimm on February 03, 2013, 04:19:58 AM: INDEED I DO.

FOR GOD'S SAKE PEOPLE!

DO NOT DISCUSS RAPE