Apparently this type of fish killed two men by biting off their testicles and causing them to bleed to death. Is there any more awful way to die than this?
That link also provides a picture of what this sucker looks like.
Have you ever seen a fish with teeth like that? Sharks have teeth and Piranhas have teeth, but these teeth are different. These are eerily human like... and the fish also seems to have lips as well. Definitely not something you would want to be kissed by, though... :Q
This is some exotic fish from some far off country, but the fact that one was found in an Illinois lake means its probably just a matter of time before someone in this country gets their testicles nibbled off. This is what happens when idiots let their exotic pets loose in an ecosystem where they don't belong.
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Post by: Khushrenada on July 12, 2012, 04:53:30 PM
Good lord! This is just another reason why I hate, hate, hate fish.
Title: Re: Testicle-eating fish found in Illinois lake
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 12, 2012, 11:38:24 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/sZ7ch.jpg)
Title: Re: Testicle-eating fish found in Illinois lake
Post by: Sarail on July 13, 2012, 12:11:27 AM
OH EM GEE.
Stay outta the watah, folks!
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Post by: Oblivion on July 13, 2012, 12:12:56 AM
I wonder if those fish give good blowjobs...
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Post by: ShyGuy on July 13, 2012, 12:41:46 AM
Wait, is that the fish that has it's tongue replaced by a giant parasite?
What the hell?! Is that for real? What the hell is that thing? It looks like the Aliens from the movie Aliens.
that thing on the tongue looks like it has about 3-4 sets of arms and its got a weird expression on its face.
Title: Re: Testicle-eating fish found in Illinois lake
Post by: Oblivion on July 13, 2012, 01:30:44 PM
I think the parasite eat the tongue of the fish and essentially becomes its tongue but eats all the food that comes its way.
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Post by: Chozo Ghost on July 13, 2012, 01:44:17 PM
It looks kinda like a cross between a turtle but with a snake's head and with maybe a crab's body and almost humanlike hands. I don't doubt its legit, but it looks like something someone imagined.
Title: Re: Testicle-eating fish found in Illinois lake
Post by: nickmitch on July 13, 2012, 10:34:24 PM
