Title: Re: Most Effective Advertising Ever
Post by: oohhboy on July 25, 2011, 01:59:23 AM
Are you implying your some sort of Cougar?
Title: Re: Most Effective Advertising Ever
Post by: NWR_insanolord on July 25, 2011, 02:03:48 AM
No, I'm afraid I'm not. I meant to imply that I don't think there's one person reading these forums who would find that ad at all applicable. Though I don't know that, there could be someone I'm not considering. Given how uptight TJ Spyke can be, it's not that crazy to think he could actually be a lonely middle-aged woman.
Title: Re: Most Effective Advertising Ever
Post by: oohhboy on July 25, 2011, 02:26:36 AM
I MUST TELL TJ Spyke ABOUT THIS.
Title: Re: Most Effective Advertising Ever
Post by: Crimm on July 25, 2011, 02:30:56 AM
Please don't. He'll report it and then I'll have to ban a staff member for reasons unrelated to making myself laugh.
Title: Re: Most Effective Advertising Ever
Post by: NWR_insanolord on July 25, 2011, 03:14:55 AM
Don't give Crimm an excuse to ban me. I can tell he really wants to because I'm usurping his position on the forums and because I pester him and I tapped his phones, so I don't want him to have anything resembling a legitimate reason.
Title: Re: Most Effective Advertising Ever
Post by: TJ Spyke on July 25, 2011, 03:17:52 AM
Please don't. He'll report it and then I'll have to ban a staff member for reasons unrelated to making myself laugh.
Despite the popular misconception, I DO have a sense of humor about myself.
Title: Re: Most Effective Advertising Ever
Post by: NWR_insanolord on July 25, 2011, 03:19:44 AM
It was great, when I saw that TJ Spyke posted in this thread I actually said "Oh ****" out loud. But he's a good sport about it, which deserves an applaud.
Title: Re: Most Effective Advertising Ever
Post by: Urkel on July 25, 2011, 03:35:32 AM
Seeing as how Nintendo only makes games for middle-aged women these days, it makes a lot of sense to advertise it here.
Title: Re: Most Effective Advertising Ever
Post by: NWR_insanolord on July 25, 2011, 03:45:35 AM
But those middle-aged women would be enjoying their Wiis (hey now) instead of coming on here and whining about how there aren't any good games for them. The people who come to the forums are far more interested in complaining and blind speculation than with actually playing games.
Title: Re: Most Effective Advertising Ever
Post by: Crimm on July 25, 2011, 12:38:03 PM
Excite Truck is their only game for elite gamers such as myself.
Title: Re: Most Effective Advertising Ever
Post by: BranDonk Kong on July 25, 2011, 01:21:39 PM
It was great, when I saw that TJ Spyke posted in this thread I actually said "Oh ****" out loud. But he's a good sport about it, which deserves an applaud.
Which, of course, deserves a smite.
Title: Re: Most Effective Advertising Ever
Post by: NWR_insanolord on July 25, 2011, 05:14:53 PM
That's fine. The way I see it, if I have a high score, it's because the people love me, and if my score goes down it's because people are upset with me for doing my job as a moderator effectively. What I'm saying is I'm untouchable.
Title: Re: Most Effective Advertising Ever
Post by: apdude on July 25, 2011, 05:52:50 PM
I think he's a genetically altered India sleeper Agent. Set to activate if the US Defaults on its Debt and stops outsourcing and importing India's population.
Title: Re: Most Effective Advertising Ever
Post by: Crimm on July 26, 2011, 01:34:39 PM
I have an ad for Greyhound.
Greyhound: The most soul-crushing way to travel.
Title: Re: Most Effective Advertising Ever
Post by: Ceric on July 26, 2011, 02:15:26 PM
Beyond being driven in your Mother's Mini-van to the Prom.
Title: Re: Most Effective Advertising Ever
Post by: ShyGuy on July 26, 2011, 03:23:14 PM
I don't think that's very effective advertising because I don't think there are many menopausal women on the nwr forums so they are not reaching their target market.
Title: Re: Most Effective Advertising Ever
Post by: apdude on July 26, 2011, 04:11:47 PM
I don't think that's very effective advertising because I don't think there are many menopausal women on the nwr forums so they are not reaching their target market.
That's a terrible analogy.
Title: Re: Most Effective Advertising Ever
Post by: NWR_insanolord on July 26, 2011, 04:46:10 PM
I don't think that's very effective advertising because I don't think there are many menopausal women on the nwr forums so they are not reaching their target market.
That's a terrible analogy.
+1
Title: Re: Most Effective Advertising Ever
Post by: Oblivion on July 26, 2011, 04:48:12 PM
I don't think that's very effective advertising because I don't think there are many menopausal women on the nwr forums so they are not reaching their target market.
That's a terrible analogy.
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Title: Re: Most Effective Advertising Ever
Post by: Crimm on July 26, 2011, 06:39:04 PM
I don't think that's very effective advertising because I don't think there are many menopausal women on the nwr forums so they are not reaching their target market.
That's a terrible analogy.
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Title: Re: Most Effective Advertising Ever
Post by: Oblivion on July 26, 2011, 08:58:47 PM
I don't think that's very effective advertising because I don't think there are many menopausal women on the nwr forums so they are not reaching their target market.
That's a terrible analogy.
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-10
Bahaha. You do realize I can't actually smite or anything, right? :P
Title: Re: Most Effective Advertising Ever
Post by: Crimm on July 27, 2011, 12:43:18 AM
