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Title: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: Chozo Ghost on June 16, 2011, 04:31:56 PM
Wii will Wii will rock U!
Wii will Wii will rock U!
Wii will Wii will rock U!
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: ShyGuy on June 16, 2011, 04:33:34 PM
haha

Wii are the world, U are the children. Wii are the ones who make a better day.
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: Chozo Ghost on June 16, 2011, 04:59:33 PM
Wii are one, U and I
Wii
are like the earth and sky
One family under the sun

All the wisdom to lead
All the courage that U need
U
will find when U see
Wii
are one
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: Chozo Ghost on June 16, 2011, 05:14:27 PM
Wii're not gonna take it
No, Wii ain't gonna take it
Oh, Wii're not gonna take it anymore

Wii've got the right to choose and
There ain't no way Wii'll lose it
This is our life, this is our song
Wii'll Fight the powers that be just
Don't pick our destiny 'cause
U don't know us, U don't belong

Wii're not gonna take it
No, Wii ain't gonna take it
Oh, Wii're not gonna take it anymore

Oh, U're so condescending
Ur gall is never ending
Wii don't want nothing, not a thing from U
Ur life is trite and jaded
Boring and confiscated
If that's Ur best, Ur best won't do
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 16, 2011, 05:47:24 PM
Wii and U, your momma and your cousin too....
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on June 16, 2011, 05:51:22 PM
Wii and U, and U and Wii
No matter how they toss the dice, it has to be
The only one for Wii is U, and U for Wii
So happy together!
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: Chozo Ghost on June 16, 2011, 05:53:18 PM
Wii and U, and U and Wii
No matter how they toss the dice, it has to be
The only one for Wii is U, and U for Wii
So happy together!

*applaud*

That was awesome!
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: Mop it up on June 16, 2011, 06:47:43 PM
What can Wii do for U?
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: Adrock on June 16, 2011, 07:02:24 PM
Close this thread. If there's a prize to give, award it to Mop it up.
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: ThePerm on June 16, 2011, 07:08:22 PM
I am he as U are he as U are Mii and Wii are all together!
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: Kytim89 on June 16, 2011, 07:59:15 PM
Wii U get me a beer?
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: Drizzt on June 17, 2011, 12:51:19 PM
Wii would like to play with U.
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: Stratos on June 17, 2011, 05:00:17 PM
Wii University: The only online school that offers courses in:

>Waggleology
>Casualism
>Blue Ocean Market Strategy
>Shovelware Management Services
>iPad Gaming Dynamics
>Math: Friend Code Distribution
>StreetPass Studies

While the school has officially launched, the online courses will not be available for another four to six months as Wii University staff work on finalizing the updates for their eRegistrar services.
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: Shaymin on June 17, 2011, 06:34:50 PM
Wii would like to play... with U.

*cue people running away screaming*
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: Chozo Ghost on June 17, 2011, 11:57:01 PM
Would U like to play with our Wii?
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: Oblivion on June 18, 2011, 12:24:55 AM
Would U like to play with our Wii?

No. Just...no.
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: Sarail on June 18, 2011, 12:32:17 AM
Jump in to the Stream.


Still hoping for a name change. Wii U is horrid. >_<
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 18, 2011, 04:10:54 AM
Wii and U, your momma and your cousin too
playing games on the living room floor
or from behind the bathroom door.
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: JasonMaivia on June 19, 2011, 02:01:56 AM
Why not just show popular video game characters in their environment, getting into trouble, then whipping out the Wii U tablet controller to finish the job.  I personally think it'll be better to have random celebrities playing on living room couches, like the first Wii.  It may be a good way to get the attention of dedicated gamers.

I think that Nintendo should use a short jingle.  Maybe just the company name, like SEGA, or a short phrase.  Just hearing it on TV will have people knowing that it's for a Nintendo system.
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: Stogi on June 23, 2011, 01:49:10 AM
This is the fuckin **** I be talkin about
Half rappin' ass mothafuckers
U think it's a game?! U think it's a fuckin GAME?!


D-M-X
If U want it Wii got it
Come and get it nigga Wii wit it
All U gotta do is set it baby
Ryde or die
What'cha niggas want, uh, uh
What'cha niggas want
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: Chozo Ghost on June 23, 2011, 03:41:52 AM
LOL

Here's one from the Offspring:


Wii are one, U know it's true
Don't **** with us or Wii'll **** with U
 
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: Ceric on June 23, 2011, 09:59:44 AM
Here Wii are.
Rock U like a Hurricane.

While this is amusing I will go to say most of these are horrible advertisement wise to establish that WiiU is its own beast.
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 23, 2011, 10:12:26 AM
We've expanded the funhouse. did you not get the memo?
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: Ceric on June 23, 2011, 10:13:58 AM
We've expanded the funhouse. did you not get the memo?
Ah man.
I didn't get that one and what is this Memo thing your talking about is it like a Meme?
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: Lithium on June 27, 2011, 12:08:30 AM
Nintendo Revolution

*sigh*
Title: Wii U Party Rap
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 21, 2011, 01:05:13 PM
Ain't no party
like a WiiU Party
'cause a WiiU party
don't stop!

You can move it
to the kitchen
you can move it
to the bedroom
you can even
play with the TV off

you can play
5 players
with one on the controller
and the other four on the TV

They all use
motion
while you control the
action
on a private screen
that they can't see

you can play by yourself
or maybe 2 players
placing the controller on the table top

But there ain't no party
like a WiiU party
'cause a Wiiu Party
don't stop!


imagine it being rapped by a RunDMC like group
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: Ceric on July 21, 2011, 01:08:12 PM
Ain't no party
like a WiiU Party
'cause a WiiU party
don't stop!


You can move it
to the kitchen
you can move it
to the bedroom
you can even
play with the TV off


you can play
5 players
with one on the controller
and the other four on the TV

They all use
motion
while you control the
action
on a private screen
that they can't see

you can play by yourself
or maybe 2 players
placing the controller on the table top

But there ain't no party
like a WiiU party
'cause a Wiiu Party
don't stop!



imagine it being rapped by a RunDMC like group
I imagine the bolded parts to be multiple people and the none bolded to be the main one.
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: Caterkiller on July 26, 2011, 05:08:19 PM
Wrong thread sorry!
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: Mataata on August 01, 2011, 11:09:32 PM
What can Wii do for U?

Give this man 20 Green Mushrooms. Now.
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: nickmitch on August 02, 2011, 12:58:03 AM
Wii U: There's games. We promise.
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: ThePerm on August 03, 2011, 08:32:45 PM
money hats
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: hrdcrgamer on August 05, 2011, 02:00:46 AM
Nintendo should market it a console for both hardcore and casual gamers. Then, I believe, everyone would be satisfied.
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: Ceric on August 05, 2011, 10:10:26 AM
Wii U.  We don't have Ads.  Ever.
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: Chozo Ghost on May 28, 2012, 05:10:00 PM
I heard this on the Radio recently courtesy of Hootie and the Blowfish. :cool;


U and Wii
 Wii come from different worlds
 U like to laugh at Wii
 When I look at other girls
 Sometimes U're crazy
 And U wonder Wii
 I'm such a baby
 Cause the Dolphins make Wii cry

 [Chorus:]
 Well there's nothing I can do
 I only wanna Wii with U
 U can call Wii your fool
 I only wanna Wii with U
 Put on a little Dylan
 sitting on a fence
 I say that line is great
 U ask Wii what I meant by
 "Said I shot a man named Gray
 Took his wife to Italy
 She inherited a million bucks
 And when she died it came to Wii
 I can't help it if I'm lucky"
I only wanna Wii with U
 Ain't Bobby so cool
 I only wanna Wii with U
 [Solo]
 Yeah I'm tangled up in blue
 I only wanna Wii with U
 You can call me your fool
 I only wanna Wii with U
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: Uncle_Optimus on May 29, 2012, 10:32:27 AM
Nintendo should market it a console for both hardcore and casual gamers. Then, I believe, everyone would be satisfied.

How does one do this? When you go for one market it sometimes alienates another...especially when we are talking about a fickle market like "hardcore gamer" of which many denizens resent sharing a common platform with "family".

Also..."Wii-U!" said quickly is like the sound of relief...or satisfaction
Title: Re: How Nintendo should market the Wii U
Post by: Adrock on June 04, 2012, 08:36:42 AM
Looks like Nintendo is going with: Together Wii U

I like it.