Community Forums => General Chat => Topic started by: UncleBob on May 26, 2011, 11:05:16 PM
Title: I gots the dew....
Post by: UncleBob on May 26, 2011, 11:05:16 PM
So, I got this e-mail the other day...
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Hey TheUncleBob,
1 of the 500 lucky ones!! The Mystery Flavor activity is over, and Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner, you were chosen!! You are one of the 500 that will be receiving a delicious taste test can with a mystery DEW flavor. They will start arriving in a couple of weeks, and here's what we want YOU to do:
Tweet/Post on Facebook: We want you to cover every step, and tell the world what DEW sent you! Video: We want to see your OFFICIAL TASTE TEST on Facebook and in DEW Labs' Mystery Flavor Video activity! DEW Labs: Login, post on our Mystery Flavor Reax discussion that we will share with the rest of DEW Labs on what you THINK!
We want YOU to tell the world about your experience in these three easy ways and tell the world how much YOU love DEW!
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Post by: Ceric on June 08, 2011, 08:55:25 AM
You know what was the flavor?
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Post by: oohhboy on June 08, 2011, 09:25:10 AM
We were promised entertainment, I demand satisfaction!
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Post by: Stogi on June 08, 2011, 11:48:05 AM
You should freeze it and make Dew Pops.
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on June 08, 2011, 11:18:47 PM
It's regular Mountain Dew, only it turns you gay(er).
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Post by: NWR_insanolord on June 09, 2011, 12:51:56 AM
Brandogg, you just keep calling things and people gay despite the site's strict bans on sexual orientation discussion. If you care so much that you brazenly disregard my laws and do it anyway, you must really need to overcompensate for something.
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Post by: ShyGuy on June 09, 2011, 08:07:39 PM
WHERE IS MY MOUNTAIN DEW REPORT RICHARD???????????????????????????
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Post by: Morari on June 09, 2011, 11:59:26 PM
Brandogg, you just keep calling things and people gay despite the site's strict bans on sexual orientation discussion. If you care so much that you brazenly disregard my laws and do it anyway, you must really need to overcompensate for something.
That's exactly the kind of thing I'd expect to hear from some breeder! Damn heteros, ruining the world for the rest of us!
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Post by: Ceric on June 10, 2011, 12:10:11 AM
Brandogg, you just keep calling things and people gay despite the site's strict bans on sexual orientation discussion. If you care so much that you brazenly disregard my laws and do it anyway, you must really need to overcompensate for something.
That's exactly the kind of thing I'd expect to hear from some breeder! Damn heteros, ruining the world for the rest of us!
Morari took the ultimate pledge of the Eunuch.
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Post by: NWR_insanolord on June 10, 2011, 09:45:38 AM
Brandogg, you just keep calling things and people gay despite the site's strict bans on sexual orientation discussion. If you care so much that you brazenly disregard my laws and do it anyway, you must really need to overcompensate for something.
That's exactly the kind of thing I'd expect to hear from some breeder! Damn heteros, ruining the world for the rest of us!
Just because you're so annoying that no woman will have you doesn't make you gay.
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Post by: Stogi on June 10, 2011, 12:45:53 PM
You should freeze it in the winter and skate on it, then melt it in the spring and drink it.
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Post by: ShyGuy on June 10, 2011, 12:50:21 PM
STILL WAITING RICHARD
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on June 10, 2011, 11:37:13 PM
Clearly insanolord is gay for me.
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Post by: NWR_insanolord on June 10, 2011, 11:44:12 PM
I'm not gay. And I assure you, if I were, I could do much better than you.
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Post by: bustin98 on June 11, 2011, 01:27:10 AM
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Post by: ShyGuy on June 11, 2011, 04:31:12 AM
DONT LET THIS THREAD GET LOCKED UNCLEBOB I MUST KNOW ABOUT THE MYSTERY DEW
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on June 11, 2011, 08:25:08 AM
Clearly insanolord is upset that I turned him down at the non-denominational holiday party 4 years ago. In fact he said "I'm gay, and I can't do any better than you" to which I did 3 snaps in a Z-formation and said "bitch please, this va-jay-jay is spoken for." He's been upset ever since.
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Post by: NWR_insanolord on June 11, 2011, 02:28:47 PM
Clearly insanolord is upset that I turned him down at the non-denominational holiday party 4 years ago. In fact he said "I'm gay, and I can't do any better than you" to which I did 3 snaps in a Z-formation and said "bitch please, this va-jay-jay is spoken for." He's been upset ever since.
Next up... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N6QfuIh0g)
WTF Japanese people.... I think I would rather starve.
I say that now, but I would probably order a double with a side of corn if I had no other choice
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Post by: oohhboy on June 15, 2011, 10:51:07 PM
I kept dry heaving throughout that video. You have problems when you make "Meat" out of sewage, require an "Exploder" in the process and even the inventor calls it a "**** burger".
The **** would have hit the fan a long time ago if we have to resort to eating **** anything.
BTW, thanks, I was happy today until you show me that video.
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Post by: Oblivion on June 15, 2011, 10:57:21 PM
I swear Uncle Bob is purposefully avoiding this thread.
Oh, and thanks for that **** burger video. Is it weird that I got hungry AFTER watching that video? Tasty!
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Post by: Ceric on June 24, 2011, 04:28:52 PM
So where is this Test Extravaganza?
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on June 25, 2011, 06:12:22 PM
For the **** burger? It was fake.
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Post by: Ceric on September 25, 2011, 02:08:50 PM
