Reading through that thread, I totally don't remember any of it, even though I posted several times through out. Some funny, lots of bombs. Were we really that young?
Title: Re: James Jones's XL Unit
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 24, 2011, 12:54:51 PM
Reading through that thread, I totally don't remember any of it, even though I posted several times through out. Some funny, lots of bombs. Were we really that young?
That thread makes more sense because I couldn't see why this thread would want to make him bump the thread I linked to.
Title: Re: James Jones's XL Unit
Post by: Stogi on March 24, 2011, 01:10:41 PM
hahaha that thread is hilarious! I'm bout to bump it.
Title: Re: James Jones's XL Unit
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 24, 2011, 01:16:18 PM
I already did.
Title: Re: James Jones's XL Unit
Post by: Crimm on March 24, 2011, 03:18:51 PM
Really, nothing about showing off how big my XL really is? Nothing about Jon's comment about having "never seen one before?" Nothing about trying to impress the ladies? No "Touching is good" references?
You guys are slipping.
Title: Re: James Jones's XL Unit
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 24, 2011, 03:26:21 PM
His girlfriend wishes it was bigger and came in black.
Title: Re: James Jones's XL Unit
Post by: apdude on March 24, 2011, 04:07:45 PM
It's easier for him to break blocks with it since it's so big.
Title: Re: James Jones's XL Unit
Post by: Mop it up on March 24, 2011, 06:13:03 PM
He isn't ashamed to play with it in public.
Title: Re: James Jones's XL Unit
Post by: Oblivion on March 24, 2011, 06:18:40 PM
His mama has a bigger XL unit than he does.
Title: Re: James Jones's XL Unit
Post by: Crimm on March 24, 2011, 08:32:56 PM
He pulled it out during the PAX panel and Jon couldn't take his eyes off of it because of how big it was.
Title: Re: James Jones's XL Unit
Post by: NWR_insanolord on March 24, 2011, 08:41:32 PM
Is it just me, or is this a lot less fun now that Crimm not only approves, but is taking part in it himself?
Title: Re: James Jones's XL Unit
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 24, 2011, 08:45:48 PM
It's no fun because not only is he in here with approval, but you're all complimenting him when you should be trying to make him feel ashamed and very uncomfortable. Make him go and stand in front of the mirror and re-evaluate himself..... then go lock himself in the bathroom and cry for a little bit.
Title: Re: James Jones's XL Unit
Post by: NWR_insanolord on March 24, 2011, 08:47:59 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again: the staff should not be allowed in the Funhouse.
Title: Re: James Jones's XL Unit
Post by: apdude on March 24, 2011, 08:50:28 PM
He may have imagined babysitters or worse babyz on it. (too far??)
Title: Re: James Jones's XL Unit
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 24, 2011, 09:33:20 PM
His favorite thing to put in his XL unit is MM's Break 'Em.
I'm going to give you a do-over on this one.
Title: Re: James Jones's XL Unit
Post by: NWR_insanolord on March 25, 2011, 03:53:54 PM
James Jones has a game he plays with his XL Unit called Mystery Dungeon.
Title: Re: James Jones's XL Unit
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 25, 2011, 03:58:14 PM
If you put what he refers to as his XL unit next to an actual XL unit, you will realize that he was actually playing with a micro this whole time.
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Title: Re: James Jones's XL Unit
Post by: apdude on March 25, 2011, 04:33:00 PM
When Jon was playing with James's XL unit he probably spit all over it when trying to give it a blow.
Title: Re: James Jones's XL Unit
Post by: Crimm on March 25, 2011, 08:37:53 PM
Jon didn't play with it. He didn't understand how it could be so big.
Title: Re: James Jones's XL Unit
Post by: NWR_insanolord on March 25, 2011, 09:18:08 PM
My question, then, is how Jon has seen enough of the units to be able to be that amazed by your unit's immense girth.
Title: Re: James Jones's XL Unit
Post by: apdude on March 25, 2011, 09:22:57 PM
While you claim it's an XL, isn't it true its lacking in the depth department?
Title: Re: James Jones's XL Unit
Post by: NWR_insanolord on March 25, 2011, 09:39:13 PM
Yeah, after tomorrow it'll be hard to find someone interested in having James Jones' XL unit.
Title: Re: James Jones's XL Unit
Post by: Shaymin on March 25, 2011, 09:47:10 PM
For what it's worth, someone at PAX East was allegedly using James's XL unit to touch the dead.
Title: Re: James Jones's XL Unit
Post by: nickmitch on March 25, 2011, 10:32:48 PM
James has tried to use hi XL unit to kill people and has used it to try and not kill people.
Title: Re: James Jones's XL Unit
Post by: Crimm on March 26, 2011, 01:13:15 PM
It's most impressive when the sun hits it and it shines.
Title: Re: James Jones's XL Unit
Post by: ShyGuy on March 26, 2011, 02:59:52 PM
JAMES JONES LIKE TO PLAY WITH HIS WII
GET IT
Title: Re: James Jones's XL Unit
Post by: Scatt-Man on March 27, 2011, 01:49:23 PM
James' XL unit is recommended for the elderly with vision problems--stimulating their mind at least once a day with the recommended exercises. Some doctor perv in Japan thinks it'll prevent all types of mental diseases if the old peoples do them a lot. Frankly, I'm inclined to believe said diseases would actually be induced via too much of James' unit.
I've got a unit similar to James. It's brown, though I'm white. It's probably due to too much man-handling I guess. My aunt loves it though. :-X
Neal's had his new unit for a week now and has been playing with it furiously, as he mentioned on the latest Newscast. There are growing concerns that extended sessions with units similar to Neal's may cause eye damage, and that special precautions must be taken when children under six play with it.
Title: Re: James Jones's XL Unit
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 27, 2011, 02:35:05 PM
James Jones' XL unit comes with a custom skin. It's textured with 100's of small bumps which he says is for better grip.
If you'd like a textured skin of your own all you have to do is (come into) contact (with) James Jones (and his XL unit).
Title: Re: James Jones's XL Unit
Post by: Plugabugz on March 28, 2011, 08:00:21 AM
He likes to stroke his extra large fondleslab.
Title: Re: James Jones's XL Unit
Post by: ShyGuy on March 28, 2011, 08:43:20 PM
