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Title: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
Post by: DAaaMan64 on June 23, 2010, 04:57:00 PM
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Title: Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
Post by: Crimm on June 23, 2010, 05:00:20 PM
If that's the over/under I take the over.
Title: Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
Post by: BeautifulShy on June 23, 2010, 05:03:37 PM
Hmm I am going to guess 14.
Title: Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
Post by: vudu on June 23, 2010, 05:22:15 PM
36 years, 29 days
Title: Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
Post by: Halbred on June 23, 2010, 06:09:10 PM
I know how old he is. I'm just not sayin'.
Title: Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
Post by: MegaByte on June 23, 2010, 06:17:01 PM
I know how old he is. I'm just not sayin'.
You would be most qualified, Staff Paleontologist.
Title: Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 23, 2010, 06:25:53 PM
I know how old he is. I'm just not sayin'.
You would be most qualified, Staff Paleontologist.

HAHAHA
Title: Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
Post by: NWR_Karl on June 23, 2010, 08:09:10 PM
Awww, come on, guys. This is mean, haha.
Title: Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
Post by: BeautifulShy on June 23, 2010, 08:40:30 PM
Karl is 76.:P
Title: Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
Post by: Mop it up on June 23, 2010, 08:41:25 PM
He's the oldest person on the forums. That's my guess.
Title: Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
Post by: Crimm on June 23, 2010, 10:13:07 PM
He's the oldest person on the Internet. That's my guess.
Title: Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
Post by: vudu on June 23, 2010, 10:56:21 PM
He's the oldest person on the forums. That's my guess.

Wrong--I remember someone here claiming to be in his 40s.  Can't recall who.
Title: Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
Post by: Mop it up on June 23, 2010, 11:24:53 PM
He's the oldest active member?
Title: Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
Post by: Shaymin on June 23, 2010, 11:34:20 PM
He's so old that he was there for the first set of Isner-Mahut (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isner%E2%80%93Mahut_match_at_the_2010_Wimbledon_Championships).
Title: Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 23, 2010, 11:35:52 PM
He's so old that he was there for the first set of Isner-Mahut (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isner%E2%80%93Mahut_match_at_the_2010_Wimbledon_Championships).

That match is insane!!! Records have been and are continuing to be smashed only to never be broken again.
Title: Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
Post by: NWR_Lindy on June 25, 2010, 11:54:13 AM
the answer is TIMELESS
Title: Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
Post by: Crimm on June 25, 2010, 12:20:48 PM
Dated!
Title: Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
Post by: Crimm on June 25, 2010, 12:21:24 PM
...Carbon dated
Title: Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
Post by: Halbred on June 25, 2010, 01:45:22 PM
James, carbon dating is only reliable for 50,000 years back.

We'd have to use something special on Jon. Volcanic ash or index fossils.

Jon, do you remember any herbivorous pig-like, semi-aquatic animals wandering around when you were little? Did they have tusks and beaks like a turtle? If so, that's Lystrosaurus, and I'd like know how you survived the Permian Extinction.
Title: Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
Post by: Plugabugz on June 25, 2010, 03:55:06 PM
the answer is TIMELESS

Are you a Time Lord?

Because then that would explain away your ageless-ness to wibbly wobbly timey wimey.. ness.
Title: Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
Post by: Stratos on June 25, 2010, 05:29:46 PM
Lindemann IS Father Time.