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Title: Skittles?
Post by: UncleBob on June 19, 2010, 02:13:45 PM
Where are you Skittles?
Title: Re: Skittles?
Post by: ThePerm on June 19, 2010, 02:55:49 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/tiger-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Skittles?
Post by: UncleBob on June 19, 2010, 03:28:04 PM
Ah!  There you are!  Hey, that tickles! Stop!
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Post by: NWR_Neal on June 19, 2010, 04:49:35 PM
Come here, Skittles! Play dead! *hides* Shh! Don't tell him I'm here!
Title: Re: Skittles?
Post by: UncleBob on June 19, 2010, 05:00:20 PM
Seriously, what the heck was Microsoft thinking?
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Post by: Toruresu on June 19, 2010, 05:00:45 PM
*gets out his shotgun*

Taste the rainbow Skittles!

*BANG BANG*

*shoots Skittles*

Now your saved little girl. *poses proudly*


-My thoughts during this whole fiasco-
Title: Re: Skittles?
Post by: UncleBob on June 19, 2010, 05:03:45 PM
*BANG BANG*

*shoots Skittles*

I would have shot the girl.

To be fair, I didn't watch MS's conference.  Then, I read elsewhere about how disastrous it was and, more importantly, about the little girl that kept saying "Skittles".  I imagined some little girl playing a game and mumbling something about "Skittles" - as if she just had to get through that presentation and they were going to give her some Skittles backstage or something.

This was almost as bad.
Title: Re: Skittles?
Post by: BeautifulShy on June 19, 2010, 05:18:58 PM
I'd like to see a tiger made out of Skittles.

Yeah the whole Kinect presentation was bad.
Title: Re: Skittles?
Post by: Toruresu on June 19, 2010, 05:23:51 PM
*BANG BANG*

*shoots Skittles*

I would have shot the girl.

To be fair, I didn't watch MS's conference.  Then, I read elsewhere about how disastrous it was and, more importantly, about the little girl that kept saying "Skittles".  I imagined some little girl playing a game and mumbling something about "Skittles" - as if she just had to get through that presentation and they were going to give her some Skittles backstage or something.

This was almost as bad.

To be fair, the girl did an excellent job in her performance, excellent, Oscar worthy! Look it up in YouTube.
Title: Re: Skittles?
Post by: Mop it up on June 19, 2010, 06:12:59 PM
I missed the conference. What's the deal with all this Skittles stuff?
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Post by: ThePerm on June 19, 2010, 06:17:52 PM
there was this little girl calling for her pet tiger, which was named skittles. It was for a game that was essentially Nintendogs with Zoo animals called Kinectimals. All i could think of was that one day Skittles will grow up and eat her, or if Skittles didn't get a chance mama cat would.

yesterday i watched a movie called Prey about lions who attack a family going on a safari. It was awesome, it was like Jurassic Park only instead of dinosaurs it was real animals.
Title: Re: Skittles?
Post by: UncleBob on June 19, 2010, 06:43:29 PM
I missed the conference. What's the deal with all this Skittles stuff?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jxUZL_6N40
Title: Re: Skittles?
Post by: Stratos on June 19, 2010, 07:24:45 PM
The crowd sure seemed to ooh and ahh a lot.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 19, 2010, 08:50:13 PM
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2vl7gq9.gif)


Come here, Skittles! Play dead! *hides* Shh! Don't tell him I'm here!

(http://i48.tinypic.com/54eg5d.jpg)
Title: Re: Skittles?
Post by: Crimm on June 20, 2010, 08:26:12 AM
The girl herself was cute, so yeah the audience ate it up.
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Post by: broodwars on June 20, 2010, 10:25:52 AM
I actually feel rather sorry for that little girl.  She was just fine in that demonstration, if a bit creepy when she was cuddling an invisible tiger on stage, and you could tell she was really into it (or at least really good at acting like it).  Sadly, that girl is never going to live that demo down for many years, as I doubt the internet's going to let that one go anymore than "giant enemy crab" and Nintendo's Wii Music demonstration.
Title: Re: Skittles?
Post by: Crimm on June 20, 2010, 10:47:19 AM
Eh, I don't think it will follow her personally. People online don't know her themselves
Title: Re: Skittles?
Post by: UncleBob on June 20, 2010, 12:56:45 PM
Eh, I don't think it will follow her personally. People online don't know her themselves
It'll be one of those things like Randy from My Name is Earl and the Game Gear commercial.  People will be all like "That was her?"
Title: Re: Skittles?
Post by: ThePerm on June 20, 2010, 04:48:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP04XzC-GkA
yeah where the **** is the other guy who was playing gamegear?

Ethan Suplee was just more efficient with his money, thats why hes got award nomiations

Title: Re: Skittles?
Post by: Pale on June 21, 2010, 03:58:21 PM
Why is pedofilia a joke on the internet? It's seriously freaking creepy.
Title: Re: Skittles?
Post by: ThePerm on June 21, 2010, 04:18:54 PM
huh? lol...i just re-read the whole thread...i didn't see a pedophilia joke ?
Title: Re: Skittles?
Post by: broodwars on June 21, 2010, 04:22:54 PM
Why is pedofilia a joke on the internet? It's seriously freaking creepy.

I'd blame Jim Sterling of Destructoid considering how much he jokes about it on the various Destructoid podcasts, but sadly people on the internet are just that sick.
Title: Re: Skittles?
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 21, 2010, 04:29:55 PM
On the internet we are desensitized to reality.
and on the internet everything is a joke.... until it happens to you!!!
Title: Re: Skittles?
Post by: nickmitch on June 21, 2010, 04:58:29 PM
Endanger the rainbow.
Taste the rainbow.
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Post by: vudu on June 21, 2010, 04:58:40 PM
huh? lol...i just re-read the whole thread...i didn't see a pedophilia joke ?

(http://i48.tinypic.com/54eg5d.jpg)
Title: Re: Skittles?
Post by: ThePerm on June 21, 2010, 05:02:27 PM
pedobear? I've heard the name before...but i had to just now look up 4chan antics
Title: Re: Skittles?
Post by: Pale on June 22, 2010, 12:15:39 PM
The fact that you all apparently don't think the other gif has anything to do with pedofilia further cements how freaking upsetting the internet can be sometimes.
Title: Re: Skittles?
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 22, 2010, 12:25:08 PM
The fact that you all apparently don't think the other gif has anything to do with pedofilia further cements how freaking upsetting the internet can be sometimes.
your saying that this gif
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2vl7gq9.gif)
has to do with pedophelia?
how?
Title: Re: Skittles?
Post by: nickmitch on June 22, 2010, 12:39:36 PM
Molest the rainbow.
Taste the rainbow.
Title: Re: Skittles?
Post by: Crimm on June 22, 2010, 12:41:06 PM
Alright, and we close this up now.

Goddamn you guys for actually making me moderate stuff.