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Title: Did UncleBob ever tell you about the time...
Post by: Mop it up on April 01, 2010, 11:53:12 PM
    ..when he had his 6th grade play?
They were reenacting Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory for the younger children, and Bob happened to have been playing Willy Wonka, himself. He was a dashing Willy Wonka, with his purple suit, cane, and top-hat! Anyway, his big line came up, right before he was about to yell at Charlie and his Grandpa for drinking the Fizzy-Lifting Drinks...
And, oh my stars, if his face didn't turn a bright shade of red! He stood up on the stage, as red as a cherry, standing frozen, stiff as a board! Then all of a sudden, there was a bit of a wet spot in his pants! Next thing you know, a little girl in the audience started shouting "He peed!  He peed!"
And little Bob ran off the stage crying!

/posted under username "UncleBob's Mom"
Title: Re: Did UncleBob ever tell you about the time...
Post by: Stogi on April 02, 2010, 01:19:39 AM
If you haven't pissed yourself, you haven't lived.
Title: Re: Did UncleBob ever tell you about the time...
Post by: nickmitch on April 02, 2010, 03:00:41 AM
If you haven't pissed yourself, you haven't lived.

So true.
Title: Re: Did UncleBob ever tell you about the time...
Post by: Shorty McNostril on April 02, 2010, 03:21:23 AM
I so need a life.....
Title: Re: Did UncleBob ever tell you about the time...
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 02, 2010, 03:32:04 AM
and I need another change of pants!!

Title: Re: Did UncleBob ever tell you about the time...
Post by: Mop it up on April 02, 2010, 03:53:52 AM
I'll just say this now, Thatguy put me up to this. I didn't want to do it...
Title: Re: Did UncleBob ever tell you about the time...
Post by: Halbred on April 02, 2010, 01:38:03 PM
Gah. I've been charged by several irate moose and came out the other side with dry britches. Don't tell me I haven't lived!
Title: Re: Did UncleBob ever tell you about the time...
Post by: Stogi on April 02, 2010, 02:10:24 PM
Moose are like the retarded cousin of the animal kingdom. They might hurt you, but they are never scary.
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Post by: RABicle on April 02, 2010, 02:22:03 PM
If you haven't pissed yourself, you haven't lived.
I can now proudly say I've lived.
Title: Re: Did UncleBob ever tell you about the time...
Post by: Halbred on April 02, 2010, 02:27:53 PM
Moose are like the retarded cousin of the animal kingdom. They might hurt you, but they are never scary.

A million people are killed by moose EVERY SECOND.
Title: Re: Did UncleBob ever tell you about the time...
Post by: BeautifulShy on April 02, 2010, 02:36:09 PM
Moose are like the retarded cousin of the animal kingdom. They might hurt you, but they are never scary.

A million people are killed by moose EVERY SECOND.
What are you talking about Halbr...
Title: Re: Did UncleBob ever tell you about the time...
Post by: bustin98 on April 02, 2010, 03:01:30 PM
Alas poor Maxi, we knew thee well. From now til eternity, shall you ever be known for the hoofprints on your forehead that were meant for Halbred.
Title: Re: Did UncleBob ever tell you about the time...
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 02, 2010, 04:30:26 PM
Maxy LOL
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Post by: Mop it up on April 02, 2010, 09:52:49 PM
The plural of moose isn't meese?
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Post by: NWR_insanolord on April 02, 2010, 10:39:38 PM
The plural of moose is mousse.
Title: Re: Did UncleBob ever tell you about the time...
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 02, 2010, 11:46:30 PM
The meeses flock  in the woodses [/Brian Regan]
Title: Re: Did UncleBob ever tell you about the time...
Post by: that Baby guy on April 03, 2010, 12:20:58 AM
One time I gave a meese a moffun.
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Post by: nickmitch on April 03, 2010, 01:36:15 AM
Meeses peeses.