Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: EasyCure on April 01, 2010, 08:48:11 PM
Title: Me an UB's wife..
Post by: EasyCure on April 01, 2010, 08:48:11 PM
We got a special thing goin on..
WE JUST HAD PHONE SEX AND IT WAS HAWWWWWT. EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO CLEAN UP THIS POTATO SALAD
Amaritebob-o?
ph# for sale, she'll tell you what color they are in SECONDS FLAT
Title: Re: Me an UB's wife..
Post by: Stogi on April 01, 2010, 09:04:50 PM
ahahahahaha
"she'll tell you what color they are in seconds flat"
nice touch.
Title: Re: Me an UB's wife..
Post by: EasyCure on April 01, 2010, 09:19:20 PM
They were black with red roses, or so she claims. I told her to tell bob to swipe a camera phone for her from the job so next time we can trade.
Title: Re: Me an UB's wife..
Post by: UncleBob on April 01, 2010, 09:30:14 PM
Someone's not very good at pranks. ;)
Title: Re: Me an UB's wife..
Post by: EasyCure on April 01, 2010, 10:04:01 PM
Someones too whipped to keep a secret long enough for a stranger to call back their wife.
Yet not whipped enough to even know when she's in her "office" you know, that room where the window goes up if you put a quarter in? That one
Title: Re: Me an UB's wife..
Post by: UncleBob on April 01, 2010, 10:28:40 PM
Well, I was slightly concerned that when she got back to the office, she'd tell her mom/boss about it and they'd have a panic attack. It's been two weeks of catering hell and I wanted to make sure I was there to break the joke to her. ;)
Title: Re: Me an UB's wife..
Post by: EasyCure on April 01, 2010, 10:39:46 PM
And I was there to break her back :)
*shakes hands*
Title: Re: Me an UB's wife..
Post by: Mop it up on April 01, 2010, 10:52:49 PM
Too easy.
Just like his wife.
/EasyCure post
Title: Re: Me an UB's wife..
Post by: UncleBob on April 01, 2010, 11:08:33 PM
Raise your hands if you think it's a good idea to insult the wife of a moderator?
Title: Re: Me an UB's wife..
Post by: Mop it up on April 01, 2010, 11:13:41 PM
Hey I didn't start it.
Title: Re: Me an UB's wife..
Post by: Stogi on April 01, 2010, 11:22:31 PM
What about your mom?
Title: Re: Me an UB's wife..
Post by: UncleBob on April 01, 2010, 11:27:15 PM
My mom started it?!?
Title: Re: Me an UB's wife..
Post by: Mop it up on April 01, 2010, 11:32:23 PM
Make me "UncleBob's mom" and I'll help establish a great reputation for her.
Title: Re: Me an UB's wife..
Post by: EasyCure on April 03, 2010, 01:28:39 PM
you just added to her bad reputation.
Title: Re: Me an UB's wife..
Post by: Stratos on April 04, 2010, 04:43:13 PM
How did I miss this thread on the 1st? Now I know why Mop it up became UB's mom that day.
Title: Re: Me an UB's wife..
Post by: Mop it up on April 04, 2010, 05:14:06 PM
Title: Re: Me an UB's wife..
Post by: EasyCure on April 05, 2010, 12:05:41 PM
how did you fool me?
Anyway the point of this thread is to proclaim UBs wife has a seductive voice. Also, this is a good virtual bathroom stall where we can put up her ph# and inform others of the "good time" that can be had. However, instead of just posting the # for strangers to see, I'm putting it up for sale for lurkers (regulars get it free*)
*the ph# is free, not sure what Mrs. Bob would charge
Title: Re: Me an UB's wife..
Post by: King of Twitch on April 05, 2010, 01:58:19 PM
Completely inappropriate, EasyCure
Title: Re: Me an UB's wife..
Post by: EasyCure on April 05, 2010, 02:29:58 PM
Your sig is too big, so there.
Title: Re: Me an UB's wife..
Post by: Mop it up on April 05, 2010, 08:01:18 PM
Title: Re: Me an UB's wife..
Post by: EasyCure on April 05, 2010, 08:24:50 PM
Oh, yeah that makes sense. Who would give a stranger their wife's cell # anyway and NOT expect them to write dirty things about her on the internet? Seriously Bob.. seriously?
Title: Re: Me an UB's wife..
Post by: Crimm on April 05, 2010, 09:26:00 PM
As an admin: I'm okay with this.
Title: Re: Me an UB's wife..
Post by: EasyCure on April 05, 2010, 09:54:52 PM
SWEET! Wanan be the first to 3-way* UB's wife wit me?
*call
Title: Re: Me an UB's wife..
Post by: Crimm on April 05, 2010, 09:59:19 PM
I'm not okay with this anymore.
Title: Re: Me an UB's wife..
Post by: EasyCure on April 05, 2010, 10:00:04 PM
STOP RACING TO REPLY TO MY POSTS!
Title: Re: Me an UB's wife..
Post by: Crimm on April 05, 2010, 10:03:28 PM
It's not like I have four separate things to write for the site.
...because I do.
Title: Re: Me an UB's wife..
Post by: EasyCure on April 05, 2010, 10:09:00 PM
you're gonna write about UB's sex scandal aren't you?
AREN'T YOU!?
Title: Re: Me an UB's wife..
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 05, 2010, 10:11:56 PM
I've got a 5th piece for you.
It's a compelling piece on Procrastination: the Life Blood of the Funhouse. I was gonna write it myself, but I never sent in that application to work on the site since I never got around to taking journalism down at the local college since I was too busy updating the Joke Thread and the Work Related thread.
