Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: UncleBob on October 29, 2009, 02:36:23 AM
Title: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: UncleBob on October 29, 2009, 02:36:23 AM
For some time now, I have lamented the fact that my threads are overlooked while many unnecessary threads come up for consideration. Bumping, double tubes and cattank's family are major issues I have brought to the table, but you losers just kick the can down the alley.
Yet another year goes by without the major threads that Funhouse members overwhelmingly deserve. In light of this, and after careful consideration, I believe yo- u all suck and should do a better job replying to my posts.
Sincerely,
UncleBob
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 29, 2009, 02:55:52 AM
For some time now, I have lamented the fact that my threads are overlooked while many unnecessary threads come up for consideration. Bumping, double tubes and cattank's family are major issues I have brought to the table, but you losers just kick the can down the alley.
Yet another year goes by without the major threads that Funhouse members overwhelmingly deserve. In light of this, and after careful consideration, I believe yo- u all suck and should do a better job replying to my threats.
Sincerely,
UncleBob
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: Stratos on October 29, 2009, 03:24:49 AM
Do I sense a possible Funhouse election showdown between the UncleBobicrats and the BlackNMildicans? Or will the GoldenPhoenixtarians finally get the push they need to be propelled into Funhouse Political Power?
Who will you vote for? What does the Funhouse truly deserve?
I suggest each side pick an animal mascot from the Funhouse Zoo to help further your cause.
What are your platforms, guys? No mods in the Funhouse? New rule for changing the name? More picture threads? Old thread preservation and recovery? These issues and more are what the forum goers care about.
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: Dasmos on October 29, 2009, 05:47:44 AM
The Funhouse basically stinks now. Basically.
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: EasyCure on October 29, 2009, 09:02:59 AM
For some time now, I have lamented the fact that my threads are overlooked while many unnecessary threads come up for consideration. Bumping, double tubes and cattank's family are major issues I have brought to the table, but you losers just kick the can down the alley.
Yet another year goes by without the major threads that Funhouse members overwhelmingly deserve. In light of this, and after careful consideration, I believe yo- u all suck and should do a better job replying to my posts.
Sincerely,
UncleBob
DOES YOUR DECEIT KNOW NO BOUNDS?
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: vudu on October 29, 2009, 03:39:57 PM
At least now he can do something about it.
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on October 29, 2009, 03:46:26 PM
YOU
YOU'RE IN THIS AS WELL
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: Stratos on October 29, 2009, 03:47:40 PM
Vote for vudu for Funhouse Overlord!
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: EasyCure on October 29, 2009, 03:50:39 PM
The problem is that every UncleBob thread inevitably becomes a total quote sausage-stuffing fest. Just disgusting, really!
Problem? That's AWESOME.
AWESOME is only a problem if you're lame. Are you lame, thatguy?
I guess he is cuz i have no idea what he's talking about
;D
Yeah, weird...
I know. I've been mulling his post over all day and i still don't know what he means by that..
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on October 29, 2009, 03:52:43 PM
MUST I TRANSCEND INTO AN OLIVER CROMWELL, LORD PROTECTOR OF THIS REALM?
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 29, 2009, 03:55:50 PM
I'M TOTALLY looking forward to all the Threads UB creates or bumps and stickies to the top of the forum.
also all the warnings Vudu gives for posting in the wrong threads, not using search properly and the many other things that Vudu would usually arm chair mod about.
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: vudu on October 29, 2009, 03:59:07 PM
I CAN CREATE NEW THREADS IN TALKBACK. I HAVE THE POWER.
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: EasyCure on October 29, 2009, 04:00:13 PM
So much for the funhouse being FUN again. Back to the dark ages.
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: vudu on October 29, 2009, 04:01:50 PM
DAMN IT HOW DO I WARN YOU PEOPLE? I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT.
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: Stratos on October 29, 2009, 04:02:46 PM
Vudu's gone mad with power! What do we do?
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on October 29, 2009, 04:06:44 PM
OPERATION: `BALLERINA SAUSAGE` BEGINS NOW.
NOW.
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 29, 2009, 04:07:16 PM
I'M TOTALLY looking forward to all the Threads UB creates or bumps and stickies to the top of the forum.
also all the warnings Vudu gives for posting in the wrong threads, not using search properly and the many other things that Vudu would usually arm chair mod about.
« Last Edit: Today at 11:59:39 am by vudu »
my post has been RAPED!!!
::whistle::
I've been TEXTUALLY ABUSED!!! :tears;
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: vudu on October 29, 2009, 04:08:11 PM
Don't make me hurt you.
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: EasyCure on October 29, 2009, 04:08:48 PM
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: EasyCure on October 29, 2009, 04:23:05 PM
:OPERATION;
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: ThePerm on October 29, 2009, 07:42:45 PM
.....
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: ThePerm on October 29, 2009, 07:54:20 PM
Never ever have I read such an amazingly atrocious post in my entire life. Out of all the people, I would expect would write such a dastardly evil, insane, and maniacal post never would i suspect Unclebob to think that buttered camels and cattank would be the only thing that this guy could think about. No word could describe my unbearable disgust. Can we ever trust uncle bob ever again, i mean come on? Come on people this is crazy. Let the record show Uncle bob has truly wronged us. everyone of us.
but man oh my gosh, i am so upset. Buttered camels, buttered camels, on some occasion when I'm in the middle of the desert buttered camels would be quite delicious. Im sure I would eat them weather grilled, roasted, sautéed, braised, boiled, fried, smoked or maybe just dipped in lemon sauce with some wasabi on the side. unfortunately in this case I would be subjected to all sorts of parasitic infections through my food
clearly uncle bob you should learn about the glory of cattank, unless i misunderstood, and your praising cat tank. I think koalas are something we should really talk about. Koalas are amazing, and beutiful creatures. If there was a nuclear war you would all see that koalas and kangeroos would be the creatures to take over after the primates demise. However out of the many other creatures i think penguins would also be good candidates. unfortunately we'll be all gone before we find out.....
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: Dasmos on October 30, 2009, 02:10:01 AM
I agree. We need lots of threads linking to funny products (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=29634.0)/news (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=29635.0)/occurrences and random YouTube links (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=16627.0) to make it better.
Like These?
fixed?
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: ThePerm on October 30, 2009, 02:38:47 AM
TILF?
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: Plugabugz on October 30, 2009, 05:38:23 AM
Look at what you've done Pale! Look at the carnage you greenlighted Lindy! Director of Nintendo World Report dotcom! LOOK AT IT
WELL DONE. CONGRATULATE YOURSELVES. GIVE YOURSELVES A PAT ON THE FOREHEAD.
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 30, 2009, 05:49:35 AM
perfect. (http://i36.tinypic.com/wmfga9.jpg)
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: EasyCure on October 30, 2009, 08:19:16 AM
For some time now, I have lamented the fact that my threads are overlooked while many unnecessary threads come up for consideration. Bumping, double tubes and cattank's family are major issues I have brought to the table, but you losers just kick the can down the alley.
Yet another year goes by without the major threads that Funhouse members overwhelmingly deserve. In light of this, and after careful consideration, I believe yo- u all suck and should do a better job replying to my posts.
Sincerely,
UncleBob
now read my post commenting on it
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: EasyCure on November 06, 2009, 11:19:02 AM
For some time now, I have lamented the fact that my threads are overlooked while many unnecessary threads come up for consideration. Bumping, double tubes and cattank's family are major issues I have brought to the table, but you losers just kick the can down the alley.
Yet another year goes by without the major threads that Funhouse members overwhelmingly deserve. In light of this, and after careful consideration, I believe yo- u all suck and should do a better job replying to my posts.
Sincerely,
UncleBob
now read my post commenting on it
NOMUGNCCLEBOBRFUTCMKCYAOU
???
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: ThePerm on November 06, 2009, 06:25:37 PM
jeeze easycure what size is your font and or screen resolution? Browser? my message says "No Uncle Bob **** You"
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: UncleBob on November 06, 2009, 06:52:33 PM
jeeze easycure what size is your font and or screen resolution? Browser? my message says "No Uncle Bob **** You"
+20% for insulting a mod.
Oh gawd. I can't believe ThePerm fell for Easycures trick.... He lured into coming out and saying it.
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: ThePerm on November 06, 2009, 07:57:30 PM
im not even sure if he was a mod when I posted the message, nevermind his secret message is "**** you" and i picked it up right away
and who wouldnt want to **** this (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/TheUncleBob/Meagain.jpg)
or this
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/TheUncleBob/nipple.jpg) thats some TILF
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: UncleBob on November 06, 2009, 08:36:13 PM
I can't help it that you read too much into my message. :p Besides, the fact that it came from national headlines at the time should have gave it away... ;)
Anyway, I'm a mod now, so +20% for insulting me.
Although, I'll be nice and cancel it since you were so nice about my man-nipple. :)
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: Stratos on November 07, 2009, 03:00:41 AM
So your saying compliments to your man-nipple will bribe the mods now? ;)
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: UncleBob on November 07, 2009, 07:11:09 AM
Duh!
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: Plugabugz on November 07, 2009, 07:33:51 AM
BRIBERY AT NINTENDO WORLD REPORT.
THE LOW JUST GOT LOWER.
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: UncleBob on November 07, 2009, 07:38:58 AM
It's not bribery - it's about what makes a good poster.
For example, a post that does nothing but blindly criticizes a game is made of fail.
A post that talks about how great my man-nipple is is full of awesome!
Make the first type of post, and you're a bad poster.
Make the second type of post and you're a good poster.
See?
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: Plugabugz on November 07, 2009, 07:44:29 AM
A post that talks about how great my man-nipple is is full of awesome!
So, what if I make a post saying Unclebob's man nipple was not that great, if at all?
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: UncleBob on November 08, 2009, 11:28:06 AM
Then you are a terriable poaster.
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: ThePerm on November 08, 2009, 05:46:39 PM
see, what makes me a great poster nickmitch is that I had to search for Unclebob's nipple. I couldn't find it by searching, so I tried replacing the jpg name from his photobucket account with nipple. I didn't get his avatar, i got his whole Nipple! it was amazed. After Unclebob originally posted his nipple, i posted mine too, in my search it would seem someone saved my nipple on their own website...creepy
or at least it looks like my nipple...since the page wont load, idk wtf about it (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/nipple.jpg) http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FdEdvFQfwAU/SB5RGU-7OYI/AAAAAAAADgA/s-zyOBu_Jn4/s400/nipple.jpg
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: Stratos on November 08, 2009, 05:50:32 PM
Compare nipple prints to see if it is a match ;)
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: ThePerm on November 08, 2009, 05:51:40 PM
wait it isn't my nipple
(http://theperm.tetrametrics.com/Images/Comedy/lolnip.jpg) thats my nipple
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: EasyCure on November 08, 2009, 06:17:28 PM
that hair in the upper left-hand corner of the non-perm nipple looks gross as ****.
that pale ass nipple that DOES belong to theperm is gross as ****.
You live in arizona dude, go outside and try to get a tan.
Title: Re: To the Members of the Funhouse
Post by: ThePerm on November 08, 2009, 11:36:08 PM
