Brotha 2: Yeah my nizzle! Tha mutha f***in Milk Thistle
Brotha 1: Damn.... I remember when we used to add our own Milk Thistle...
Brotha 2: Shut the f**k up. You one to talk... over there mixing your (http://i31.tinypic.com/140dpch.jpg)
with your girls (http://i29.tinypic.com/4gqdkl.jpg) and you got the nerve to comment on my Milk Thistle..... Ni**a pleez.
Brotha 1: .....
Brotha 2: so you goin to da store or what!?
Brotha 1: ...yeah. I was just wondering what it would be like if we mixed all 3.
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: EasyCure on September 10, 2009, 08:39:17 AM
I can't believe the first one...
I've heard of the second one..
And i thought the 3rd was hilarious when i first heard of it. I'd love to get me a can of booty sweat!
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 10, 2009, 08:47:38 AM
Are you trying to say that you've never had "pussy" before but can't wait to taste some "booty sweat"?
As weird as all of this sounds, I still have a bottle of BAWLS from a few years back. Saw it at the liquor store, and had to get it. It was kinda lemony, like Squirt the energy drink (unintentional pun unintentional).
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: EasyCure on September 10, 2009, 08:56:42 AM
Are you trying to say that you've never had "pussy" before but can't wait to taste some "booty sweat"?
As weird as all of this sounds, I still have a bottle of BAWLS from a few years back. Saw it at the liquor store, and had to get it. It was kinda lemony, like Squirt the energy drink (unintentional pun unintentional).
I'm saying I've never had "Pussy" in a canned liquid form before, because I prefer the natural kind. As for "Booty Sweat", aside from wanting a can because its memorobilia from a funny movie (Tropic Thunder).. well I'd prefer "Booty Sweat" over "Bawls" any day. guess that depends whos booty its coming from
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: BranDonk Kong on September 10, 2009, 10:02:10 AM
BNM you totally botched the Half Baked quote for the Pussy drink, but still...good thread.
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 10, 2009, 10:47:44 AM
it wasn't supposed to be a direct quote, more my own interpretation with extra thirst quench.
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: MegaByte on September 10, 2009, 01:15:28 PM
I remember when they were giving out free Bawls at E3.
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: EasyCure on September 10, 2009, 01:16:56 PM
I remember when they were giving out free Bawls at E3.
Too bad they'd never give out free Super Smash Bros. Bawls
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: that Baby guy on September 10, 2009, 01:20:15 PM
Honestly, completely aside from the point of this thread, I don't get the appeal of an energy drink. I don't quite understand why so many energy drinks are marketed to gamers, and so many do drink them. Since gaming is more or less a hobby, you'd think when a player gets tired, he'd just go to sleep or take a break :/
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: Peachylala on September 10, 2009, 01:47:06 PM
Geek gamers who spend hours upon hours playing games cannot break away from their television sets due to wanting that level-up/killing the hooker/fragging someone.
This will be me when New Super Mario Bros Wii comes out.
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: vudu on September 10, 2009, 02:01:53 PM
Why isn't this in the Randon LOL of the day thread (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=27928.0)?
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: that Baby guy on September 10, 2009, 02:05:27 PM
It's not randon, maybe?
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: vudu on September 10, 2009, 02:14:09 PM
Technically, it wasn't LOL either.
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: that Baby guy on September 10, 2009, 02:27:22 PM
So why did you ask the question?
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: EasyCure on September 10, 2009, 02:42:54 PM
Geek gamers who spend hours upon hours playing games cannot break away from their television sets due to wanting that level-up/killing the hooker/fragging someone.
This will be me when New Super Mario Bros Wii comes out.
First of all, Who are you and what did you do with Trueblue?
Secondly, I'm sick of you and this new generation of whiny baby gamers. Back in my day if you wanted to play a game from start to finish, you did it WITHOUT saving and WITHOUT energy drinks. We'd be lucky if we got more than an hours sleep before going off to school the next day and thats the way we liked it!
I don't need energy drinks to stay up to all hours of the night leveling up or trying to get 100% completion in my games, i go on pure adrenaline!
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: vudu on September 10, 2009, 02:53:54 PM
Back in my day if you wanted to play a game from start to finish, you did it WITHOUT saving and WITHOUT energy drinks.
To be fair we also weren't afraid of leaving our systems turned on for a week (I actually went on vacation for a week while halfway through with World 8 of SMB3).
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: EasyCure on September 10, 2009, 03:02:11 PM
True. I never went on vacation, but there were plenty of times I'd have leave my systems on/game paused for hours on end because I had to go to school or whatever.
Those were the days.
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 10, 2009, 03:10:58 PM
the days we were complaining about not having a way to save the damn game and pick up where we left off.
How many times did someone have a lil sis/bro trip over the cord and accidentally unplug the system or a parent see that you left it on and turn it off?
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: EasyCure on September 10, 2009, 03:21:43 PM
the days were were complaining about not having a way to save the damn game and pick up where we left off.
How many times did someone have a lil sis/bro trip over the cord and accidentally unplug the system or a parent see that you left it on and turn it off?
Too many times... I watched my little sister spill a can of coke on our SECOND nes back in the day.. bitch.
Still, point is energy drinks are for wimps!
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 10, 2009, 03:27:29 PM
But now you can be a complete shut in loser with no female contact and still be able to have your breath smell like pussy and booty sweat.
::splash splash: "smell my finger"
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on September 10, 2009, 03:34:13 PM
I tried an alcoholic grape flavored energy drink and it was nasty, I took two sips and I was done.
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: nickmitch on September 10, 2009, 04:35:48 PM
You know the world economy's bad when a two pack of pussy is £5.99
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: Mop it up on September 10, 2009, 06:29:25 PM
I tried an alcoholic grape flavored energy drink and it was nasty, I took two sips and I was done.
Two sips? One should be enough to realize alcoholic energy drinks are some of the nastiest beverages in existence. I tried one called Sparks once and it was foul.
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: EasyCure on September 11, 2009, 07:32:13 AM
I tried an alcoholic grape flavored energy drink and it was nasty, I took two sips and I was done.
Two sips? One should be enough to realize alcoholic energy drinks are some of the nastiest beverages in existence. I tried one called Sparks once and it was foul.
I didn't even know they had those available. I really don't use any sort of energy drink unless i absolutely think I need it. Those rare cases are days like today when I had to be at work by 6:30am after going out to a friends wedding reception thingy and staying later than I thought. I worked from 6:30-5:30 yesterday, ran around after work to get stuff done (like gift wrap her present) then ran home to shower and change and head over to the party. By the time I got home I was shot, and I had that feeling of "Man, I'm probably gonna have to get a redbull in the morning".
I didn't get one though.. not yet. I'm really trying to make it thru the day without one because those things are disgusting to me. Last time I had one was because I knew I was going to pull an all nighter, so I took a Monster energy drink and mixed it with a sour apple flavored vodka which thankfully got rid of most of the taste!
Wait I lied, that wasn't the last time. Last time was when i went to a concert and mixed a Redbull with a strawberry rum I had, which also got rid of the medicine-y taste it normally has. It was pretty good actually!
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: ThePerm on September 11, 2009, 08:46:50 PM
im not saying pussy tastes delicious. Im just saying it can smell like old tuna or have no smell at all.
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: NWR_insanolord on September 12, 2009, 12:02:04 AM
Energy drinks are for people who suck at staying up too long. I, as someone who is an expert on the subject, someone who would be able to be a professional insomniac if there were such a thing, have never used them and probably never will.
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: Mop it up on September 12, 2009, 12:05:28 AM
If you find that you have to have an energy drink then you should get a 5 Hour Energy. Instead of overloading you with sugar and caffeine, it gives you actual real energy so you don't feel all hyper over its duration and don't feel burned out after its effect wears off. It's about the best substitute you'll find if you don't want to have something to eat for whatever reason.
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 12, 2009, 12:38:43 AM
I surprised at how this thread turned into a discussion on energy drinks.... with the way it started off (the OP) you would think it would have gone in a bad direction. Just goes to show how you just never know how a thread will turn out until you let it develop....
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: ThePerm on September 12, 2009, 12:56:13 AM
i don't drink them much anymore, but i did like the flavor.
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: NWR_insanolord on September 12, 2009, 01:00:18 AM
If you find that you have to have an energy drink then you should get a 5 Hour Energy. Instead of overloading you with sugar and caffeine, it gives you actual real energy so you don't feel all hyper over its duration and don't feel burned out after its effect wears off. It's about the best substitute you'll find if you don't want to have something to eat for whatever reason.
Yep, actual real energy. Pure, uncut Columbian energy.
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 12, 2009, 01:21:00 AM
If you find that you have to have an energy drink then you should get a 5 Hour Energy. Instead of overloading you with sugar and caffeine, it gives you actual real energy so you don't feel all hyper over its duration and don't feel burned out after its effect wears off. It's about the best substitute you'll find if you don't want to have something to eat for whatever reason.
Yep, actual real energy. Pure, uncut Columbian energy.
well a little cut, with some vitamin c & e. Energy can be good for you too.
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: ThePerm on September 12, 2009, 05:35:48 AM
yeah, to me that 5 hour energy stuff sounds shady, you want your stimulants without the fluff, might as well try coke while your at it.
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: EasyCure on September 12, 2009, 10:27:53 AM
I surprised at how this thread turned into a discussion on energy drinks....
I guess it just goes to show, slowly but surely my efforts to clean up the Funhouse are working...
No. not really. Just making a point that this thread could've gotten locked because of the suggested subject matter, but the thread didn't go in the direction that would have been offensive.
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: EasyCure on September 13, 2009, 02:54:16 PM
I surprised at how this thread turned into a discussion on energy drinks....
I guess it just goes to show, slowly but surely my efforts to clean up the Funhouse are working...
Kudos on the job well done! It's about time, I'd say..
On a related note:
Quote from: from Tropic Thunder Soundtrack
I love the pussy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p_nFzr7cRI)! (Hell yeah!) I love the pussy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p_nFzr7cRI) (Hell yeah!) I love the pussy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p_nFzr7cRI) drippin' down to the floor! (Oh no!) The wettest pussy! (Hell yeah!) I love the pussy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p_nFzr7cRI) (Hell yeah!) I'm drinkin' up your booty sweat (http://www.amazon.com/Booty-Sweat-8-4-Ounce-Pack/dp/B001D3O9SW) and bustin' a nut!
Now do the bunny hop! ( Turn it up!) Crank that kitty cat! (Hey!) It's the ghetto's thing!(Ho!) With the noodle leg! (Do it, do it, do it!) Now do the noodle legs! (Snap!) Now do the noodle legs! (Yeah!) Now can you give me seizures while I'm bustin' a nut?
Pussy, pussy, pussy, that is all on my mind! (Yep!) Alpa Chino without the kitty? You've lost your damn mind! (For Real!) And yeah! I make the world go 'round, I'm a pussy magnet! (Sticky!) I'm warm through the winter, check out my pussy jacket! I love the pussy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p_nFzr7cRI) (Hell yeah!) I love the pussy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p_nFzr7cRI) (Hell yeah!) I sniff it out just like a dog for the pussy! (Hell yeah!) I make 'em (Hey!) I make 'em (Ho!) Alpa Chino got that pussy Control! (Lockdown!)
Alpa Chino baby, put that pussy mack down, my drink and my noodle legs... Make that pussy come 'round! So cool! (So cool!) I'm so cool with it! When it comes to this pussy, I'm like glue with it! I get straight to the pussy will never leave my side! Ain't no pussy in the world Alpa Chino can't find! No, it can't hide and you can bet I... Love it shaved or bushy, I really don't mind! I love the pussy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p_nFzr7cRI) (Hell yeah!) I love the pussy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p_nFzr7cRI) (Hell yeah!) I sniff it out just like a dog for the pussy! (Hell yeah!) I make 'em (Hey!) I make 'em (Ho!) Alpa Chino got that pussy Control!
Now break it down now! Say it with me! Pussy real good! Break it down now! Say it with me! Pussy real good! Pussy real good! Pussy real good! Now can you give me seizures while I'm bustin' a nut
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: ThePerm on September 14, 2009, 01:48:36 AM
i remember one kid in 7th grade was like, "yeah I had pussy, tastes like Sweet and sour sauce." I believed him at the time, but obviously, he had never had pussy before.
(http://i25.tinypic.com/2uj14du.gif)
i am talking about the drink right?
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 14, 2009, 02:01:59 AM
Maybe, but probably not.
I've had one and not the other, so I know one definitely doesn't take like sweet & sour, and would think that the other wouldn't either.
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: Stogi on September 14, 2009, 02:12:48 AM
You know the world economy's bad when a two pack of pussy is £5.99
Quite the contrary. "If pussy were a stock, it would plummet."
On a related note, I was at a party last night and at some point in the night I decided to run a little social experiment (I'm not sure why, but when I get drunk, I like to do weird ****). This experiment was a simple one. I was going to ask all the girls I thought were cute and who potentially had the highest rate of compliments come their way, how many compliments they've actually received tonight. Turns out, the cuter the girl was, the less she was complimented; with the most attractive girl receiving none. Go figure.
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: ThePerm on September 14, 2009, 02:37:26 AM
You know the world economy's bad when a two pack of pussy is £5.99
Quite the contrary. "If pussy were a stock, it would plummet."
On a related note, I was at a party last night and at some point in the night I decided to run a little social experiment (I'm not sure why, but when I get drunk, I like to do weird ****). This experiment was a simple one. I was going to ask all the girls I thought were cute and who potentially had the highest rate of compliments come their way, how many compliments they've actually received tonight. Turns out, the cuter the girl was, the less she was complimented; with the most attractive girl receiving none. Go figure.
because you are the only one who talked to them the whole night. You know I had always hoped my friends when I was living with them would help bring in the girls, but it was not the case. If a girl was brought over it would be their GF or a girl no-body liked that we would had hoped would lure in her friends(only to find out they didn't have friends). Girls just don't get along with each other in these days, or at least where I live. As a lone wolf, I do alot better than with the pack. It just seems like there was a time when girls had (girl)friends, and you could network through them. Any girl we know that has friends that are girls now, is a lesbian...and they get way more action. Our friend Tiny...she had some cute girlfriends. I was so blessed to have attended a lesbian going away party a while back. There was no action, but I was surrounded by 20 mostly gorgeous women. It almost made up for the many sausage fests i've encountered. It was the total opposite. 3 guys 20 girls. Technically it was a sausage fest though as nobody was interested in men.
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: Stogi on September 14, 2009, 03:05:17 AM
Quote
because you are the only one who talked to them the whole night.
You know, I was talking with her about that and I hadn't realized so blatantly that alot of people are bitch made.
I suggest you guys/girls try it next time your out at a house party (no bars/clubs; need to keep the conditions the same) for two reasons. One, because I'm interested to see if it was just a fluke and two, because it's a great way to meet all the cute girls and give them the cheesiest, most underhanded compliment you can think of.
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: EasyCure on September 14, 2009, 10:33:06 AM
i remember one kid in 7th grade was like, "yeah I had pussy, tastes like Sweet and sour sauce." I believed him at the time, but obviously, he had never had pussy before.
(http://i25.tinypic.com/2uj14du.gif)
i am talking about the drink right?
Reminds me of one time I was walking home from the bus stop after school back in high school..
I passed by many elementary school bus stops on the way to my apartment building and I remember one day in particular because I was having such a shitty day, and it didn't help that as I walked home my headphones got caught on something and tore. So anyway, I'm walking the rest of the way home when I pass by some kids, couldn't be more than 8 years old, when I overheard one of them say "Man I tore that pussy up" and thought "My god, kids today are filthy." I'd had my mischief at that age but I don't ever recall bragging about getting laid, I still had a good 8 years a head of me before any of that.
Looking back though, the kid did seem a litle wired, perhaps he was reffering to chugging a few of these?
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: vudu on September 14, 2009, 01:43:03 PM
This experiment was a simple one. I was going to ask all the girls I thought were cute and who potentially had the highest rate of compliments come their way, how many compliments they've actually received tonight. Turns out, the cuter the girl was, the less she was complimented; with the most attractive girl receiving none. Go figure.
Maybe you just have bad taste in women?
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on September 14, 2009, 01:44:57 PM
i remember one kid in 7th grade was like, "yeah I had pussy, tastes like Sweet and sour sauce." I believed him at the time, but obviously, he had never had pussy before.
(http://i25.tinypic.com/2uj14du.gif)
i am talking about the drink right?
Reminds me of one time I was walking home from the bus stop after school back in high school..
I passed by many elementary school bus stops on the way to my apartment building and I remember one day in particular because I was having such a shitty day, and it didn't help that as I walked home my headphones got caught on something and tore. So anyway, I'm walking the rest of the way home when I pass by some kids, couldn't be more than 8 years old, when I overheard one of them say "Man I tore that pussy up" and thought "My god, kids today are filthy." I'd had my mischief at that age but I don't ever recall bragging about getting laid, I still had a good 8 years a head of me before any of that.
Looking back though, the kid did seem a litle wired, perhaps he was reffering to chugging a few of these?
I stopped reading when I seen the "elementary school bus".
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 14, 2009, 02:04:27 PM
All I got to say is that 3rd grade was a year of discoveries for me, and I didn't find it in no can.
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: Stogi on September 14, 2009, 03:28:06 PM
This experiment was a simple one. I was going to ask all the girls I thought were cute and who potentially had the highest rate of compliments come their way, how many compliments they've actually received tonight. Turns out, the cuter the girl was, the less she was complimented; with the most attractive girl receiving none. Go figure.
Maybe you just have bad taste in women?
Maybe I should bring back my friend's phat ass as an avatar?
All I got to say is that 3rd grade was a year of discoveries for me, and I didn't find it in no can.
For real? That's pretty fucked up.
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 14, 2009, 03:37:22 PM
Wasn't fucked up at all. Awkward and confusing? yes. Could have been better? definitely. Should that have been something that happened at that age? of course not.
But that's life, and some girls can be very persuasive ;)
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: Stogi on September 14, 2009, 03:42:57 PM
Hey, all I'm saying is kissing a girl at that age is confusing enough.
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: Plugabugz on September 14, 2009, 03:58:00 PM
WELL DONE PEOPLE.
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 14, 2009, 03:59:24 PM
For some reason I pictured you playing that stupid game where you do something with your fingers and make your friends look, and if they do you punch em.
Stupid game.
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 14, 2009, 08:42:04 PM
We play that game like Waiting.
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: EasyCure on September 14, 2009, 09:09:29 PM
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: ThePerm on September 15, 2009, 01:25:07 AM
I remember being a fowl mouth little 8 year old kid, when I knew grown up couldn't hear me, and then a sweet as sugar little boy when they were around. However, it never got further than verbally wicked. I remember we found a porn on the playground and my buddy and I were shocked! We told the teacher right away, but man there was a big green snake involved. Come to think of it I remember thinking of celebrities like Cindy Crawford and fantasizing about all the things i'd do to her. However, at the same time I had a crush on a girl, but never thought anything perverted about her. There was a disconnect. It wasn't until 7th grade or so that I realized I could do stuff with girls my age, but by then I had gotten shy. I was a late bloomer, a little dense. I didn't start talking to girls until I was 19, but I'm caught up now. I still have terrible social skills though.
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: bustin98 on September 15, 2009, 01:32:35 AM
Lets not turn this into another ThePerm sucks at girls thread.
I remember my first Playboy, found in the woods. There was a champaign bottle and pouring involved. Maybe it wasn't Playboy... Anyway, secret hideouts aren't really secret hideouts when it comes to mom. But she couldn't stop us from drawing naked ladies in there!
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 15, 2009, 02:14:29 AM
Speaking of 7th Grade and Playboy....
I had a science class, and in this class we were told that we would be doing sex education with videos and stuff. We sit down, the lights go out, most of us were kinda excited and ready see some sex on the TV. To all of our surprises, and utter disappointment, it was all about insects and their mating rituals. All the guys let out a huge groan, and some of the girls laughed, but I knew how to make things much more exciting. Right before the class ended, the teacher informed us that we would pick up the rest of the video tomorrow.... but not if I had anything to do with it.
The next day I show up to class about 2 minutes early, which is very uncharacteristic of me, and make my way up to the front of the classroom. The teacher was busy with students asking her questions, so she never even saw me enter the room. I approach the VCR and quietly switch her nature tape with a tape I brought from home. I quickly walk back towards the door into the classroom to dispose of the VCR tape case(in the garbage can outside), since I knew that I would be the 1st one blamed once it was known what was on the tape. I told my friend that he should come with me, so that we could both enter the class late on purpose, but he refused and wanted to be witness to everything going on.
I wait until the lights clicked off in the classroom and the teacher was standing next to tv before I entered the classroom and took my seat. The teacher commented on my being late again, like I planned and expected(alibi), then asked for a volunteer to start the movie. My friend, the one I asked to leave with me, volunteered and made his way up to the front of the class so that he could press the play button. What happened next went down as legendary in the middle school halls for many years to come...
The first scene was a lady riding bareback on a horse naked, bouncing all over the screen. Then it cut to a close up of a naked woman floating by on a floaty in a pool with her breast taking up the entire screen. A few more shot of naked woman dancing around the screen and then the previews were over. The teacher was still sitting at her desk completely oblivious to what was onscreen, and much of the class was sitting there with their jaws dropped to their desk. The room was completely silent, so silent that you could hear the teacher shuffling papers at her desk behind the TV set. What came next was a video on sensual massage of the female figure which sounded like a documentary as a soft voiced female instructed us on how to arouse your woman with the sensual touch on her most sensitive parts. We watched over 5 minutes of the massage video before the teacher started paying attention to what was being said on the video. The teacher stood up to say "This isn't the video that I put on!!!" as she rushed to turn the VCR off and turn the classroom lights back on.
This is where my alibi saved my ass and prevented me from getting a severe suspension. A girl that showed up to class early and was sitting at her desk, was the only person that saw me exchange the teachers video with my own, besides my friend and 2 girls that I asked to distract the teacher before I went in the classroom. When the teacher tried to call me out after the lone girl in the class that saw me tried to rat me out, everyone else in the class stood up for me by pointing out that I came to class late and couldn't have possibly done it since she(the teacher) made a point to call me out for it just before starting the video. This now makes everything fall upon the shoulder of my friend, the other trouble maker in the class (who was not as well liked as myself), since he refused to leave and show back up late with me.
He got sent directly to the principals office which led to a suspension and almost getting expelled for other unrelated reasons. By the time the next class was over, the entire school knew who put the tape in & what was shown. I was like some sort of hero and the story would come up for many many many years afterwards too.
p.s. For those interested in what the video was, it was Playboy's Art of Sensual Massage and the techniques on there have been helpful(more like ace up the sleeve) up to this day. I studied that tape before I sacrificed it towards my middle school legacy.
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: ThePerm on September 15, 2009, 02:55:37 AM
that is an awesome story! So good, im putting it in my script.
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: EasyCure on September 15, 2009, 08:00:53 AM
Energy drinks are for people who suck at staying up too long. I, as someone who is an expert on the subject, someone who would be able to be a professional insomniac if there were such a thing, have never used them and probably never will.
[tailor the above post to respond to this reply too]
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 10, 2009, 03:17:20 PM
If you find that you have to have an energy drink then you should get a 5 Hour Energy. Instead of overloading you with sugar and caffeine, it gives you actual real energy so you don't feel all hyper over its duration and don't feel burned out after its effect wears off. It's about the best substitute you'll find if you don't want to have something to eat for whatever reason.
Yep, actual real energy. Pure, uncut Columbian energy.
in a can (http://i46.tinypic.com/mw6q88.jpg)
make sure you use a straw ;)
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: EasyCure on December 10, 2009, 08:53:10 PM
Scarface woulda been sooooo fat..
Big Cock energy drinks? Really? Do they shrink when you chill them?
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: Stogi on December 11, 2009, 12:52:37 PM
That reminds me. Back in the dorm (weird way to start a story I know) I sold this kid who just happened to be Korean some of my Arabian tobacco (called Dohka). This tobacco was the ****. It was green, light and flaky and when you took one hit out of a special wooden pipe (called a Midwahk), it was like you were high as **** for 15 minutes. It was that good.
So this kid came around and tried it and loved it. He asked me if he could buy some and I said yeah. While making the transaction I also decided to tell him that it makes your penis grow...
He didn't believe me at first (as well he should have) but not two weeks later he comes rushing up to me while I'm smoking hookah in the courtyard with my homies and some girls and says "Holy **** man! I can't thank you enough!" and then started praising the **** out of me like some **** off of "Coming to America." You know..."I will remember this for the rest of my life....for the rest of my life!" He then turns to the girls and like a G says "Ladies." And then bounces.
I almost coughed laughed myself to death.
It was completely random.
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: EasyCure on December 11, 2009, 05:38:19 PM
did you ever see that unagi video i linked for you?
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: Stogi on December 11, 2009, 05:58:38 PM
Just watched it. lol I should have look at it sooner!
BTW, I had no idea unagi was an aphrodisiac. I was given the name by my japanese/american ex (you know the one). She called me that because of the metaphorical reasons -- ahem -- and not the medical one.
Funny though. Other than crab, unagi is my favorite type of sushi. It's especially delicious if the restaurant puts it in their dragon rolls (all dragon rolls are not made equal).
Title: Re: So Refreshing
Post by: EasyCure on December 11, 2009, 10:53:59 PM
