Community Forums => General-3 => Topic started by: EasyCure on September 03, 2009, 10:31:09 AM
Title: NWR Rehabilitation Center (Caterkiller PLEASE READ)
Post by: EasyCure on September 03, 2009, 10:31:09 AM
It's recently come to my attention that one of our own members has been hiding a drug problem from us. You've all probably noticed it too and were just too scared to bring it up, but something must be said and done.. so here it is.
I present to you all the following quotes from our beloved friend Caterkiller:
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! When I say I LOL'd I really mean I laughed out loud! What is with you guys lately!?
Oops! I think I read the rules wrong, we are NOT supposed to talk about Mario? Then why is it called "This thread is about mario?"
What is this zany section of the forums for anyway? Its just whole bunch of hollaballoo now that I think about it.
Clearly, his drug habit has gone too far. We should have all seen the signs.. Honestly, what sane and sober person would take a hammer fist to the chest? He even put it on youtube and posted the link for us all to see for Pete's sake! Now he's rambling incoherently among the forums, literally Laughing Out Loud and our every day conversations and discussions. This has to stop, and the first step is admitting there's a problem.
Caterkiller, when you read this, know we all love you and we're all hear to support you through this. We know you can get yourself clean!
As for everyone else, please show you care about our dear friend, nay, family member Caterkiller. He needs your support!
Title: Re: NWR Rehabilitation Center (Caterkiller PLEASE READ)
Post by: bustin98 on September 03, 2009, 10:48:35 AM
HEY! You leave Caterkiller alone. My kids need to eat and his habits..
er...
Dang it, just leave 'em be. He's expanding his horizons.
By the way, if you, you know, ever feel bored... let me know. I might be able to help out... ;)
Title: Re: NWR Rehabilitation Center (Caterkiller PLEASE READ)
Post by: EasyCure on September 03, 2009, 10:59:09 AM
HEY! You leave Caterkiller alone. My kids need to eat and his habits..
er...
Dang it, just leave 'em be. He's expanding his horizons.
By the way, if you, you know, ever feel bored... let me know. I might be able to help out... ;)
Well I could use some "cold medicine" ... but no, this is a thread for seeking out help dammit! Get your hippie dope outta here ya geezer!
Title: Re: NWR Rehabilitation Center (Caterkiller PLEASE READ)
Post by: Plugabugz on September 03, 2009, 11:01:41 AM
Please make sure you read this with your eyes.
Title: Re: NWR Rehabilitation Center (Caterkiller PLEASE READ)
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on September 03, 2009, 12:43:28 PM
Seems pretty rationale to me.
Quote
GoldenPhoenix are funny!
Yep seems fine to me.
Title: Re: NWR Rehabilitation Center (Caterkiller PLEASE READ)
Post by: Caterkiller on September 03, 2009, 12:50:36 PM
You know i've been on these forums since PGC, right after IGN started making people pay for their jibberish. I was probably around 15 or 16 I suppose, when ever Gamecube came out. And through the years some of you(many of whome I clearly remember from some time ago) have always had something funny to say, though I rarely wrote up what I thought was funny. I felt if I couldn't contribute to the forums like everyone else better not say anything. You all seemed too smart to me about the entire industry. But yesterday I don't know what happened! Every single post I looked at there was something posted that tickled me just right! I just had to respond!
I mean come on, I had a serious question about the Mario universe and I forgot who did it someone just wrote "Stuff"! Thats comedy! And GP said something about Old people needing to be left on an Ice Berg or something? How can one not laugh! And then the google picture? That was just too much!
Man I think all you funny people need to colaborate and need to write some kind of awesome sketch comedy! Either that or i'm gonna start swiping quotes, make my own thing, pitch it and credit you later for it. So when random checks start coming in the mail you'll know why.
When I read all this I imagine really lively personalities out of some of you. Are you like this in real life or does the forum bring out the best in you? I'd love to see how much of a mark some of you would make if you got into the entertainment industry.
And honestly I don't do any type of drugs! I'm clean and free of any devilish substance! It's funny this thread came up, because at my old job and high school my friends and co-workers would swear up and down I was high almost every day. Because they were all so funny to me. That and all I did was watch cartoons infront of them and play DK Jungle Beat. But I always did my job well, and that was what counted!
Title: Re: NWR Rehabilitation Center (Caterkiller PLEASE READ)
Post by: EasyCure on September 03, 2009, 01:06:58 PM
No drugs huh? Someones taken way too many drop kicks to the head then if you're think anything anyone here says is funny. Especially "Stuff".
Title: Re: NWR Rehabilitation Center (Caterkiller PLEASE READ)
Post by: Caterkiller on September 03, 2009, 01:14:26 PM
No drugs huh? Someones taken way too many drop kicks to the head then if you're think anything anyone here says is funny. Especially "Stuff".
Thats the stuff EasyCure! You guys are great!
You know why I think that particular line is funny? There was an episode of Spongebob where Squidward was hosting a talent show. Spongebob was so excited to be in it and Squidward told him he could mop up afterward. Naturaly Spongebob was so happy to be "apart" of the show. Later on Spongebob asks Squidward "Hey Squidward, what kind of soap should I use? Dr Clean or Mr Bubbles?" Squidward gets a real - I'm annoyed so much I just don't care anymore - look and just says "Yes" and walks away.
Thats how I imagined the person when they just said "Stuff"!
Title: Re: NWR Rehabilitation Center (Caterkiller PLEASE READ)
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on September 03, 2009, 01:19:23 PM
Your comical sensitivity is just a counterweight to balance out your bloodthirsty urge to hammer-fist everyday people, isn't it.
Title: Re: NWR Rehabilitation Center (Caterkiller PLEASE READ)
Post by: Plugabugz on September 03, 2009, 01:22:08 PM
Man I think all you funny people need to colaborate and need to write some kind of awesome sketch comedy! Either that or i'm gonna start swiping quotes, make my own thing, pitch it and credit you later for it. So when random checks start coming in the mail you'll know why.
I actually thought of making a sketch comedy show a few years back. When I was working at the company that I started the "It's All Work Related" (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=14706.msg208538#msg208538) thread about. I was gonna call it 'Cubicles' since we all worked in cubicles and all we did was talk about the most random stuff. Scenarios, Jokes, Stories or whatever. Everyday we made the best of a **** job, and half the reason most of us stuck around was because of each others company. I really wish I had started writing some of that stuff down like I planned to.
You all seemed too smart to me about the entire industry. But yesterday I don't know what happened! Every single post I looked at there was something posted that tickled me just right! I just had to respond!
By all means, join in. No need to be intimidated by any of us. It's All Jokes All The Time in the Funhouse. The more the merrier.
Title: Re: NWR Rehabilitation Center (Caterkiller PLEASE READ)
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on September 03, 2009, 01:30:41 PM
Every victim will react the way Caterkiller did in the video.
KA-POW! "AUUUURRRGHFFF!" *Flop*
Title: Re: NWR Rehabilitation Center (Caterkiller PLEASE READ)
Post by: Caterkiller on September 03, 2009, 01:34:34 PM
Daisy Punch it is!
I mean come on, do none of you chuckle at some of the jokes said around here? At least a little?
Lots of laughter extends the life! Thats how my body has been artificialy enhanced to withstand Daisy Punches.
Title: Re: NWR Rehabilitation Center (Caterkiller PLEASE READ)
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on September 03, 2009, 01:41:29 PM
I mean come on, do none of you chuckle at some of the jokes said around here? At least a little?
Lots of laughter extends the life! Thats how my body has been artificialy enhanced to withstand Daisy Punches.
Don't mind Easycure, he is just sad that it will never work out between him and Plugabugz.
LOL. I got a comic for that one too ;D
(http://i44.tinypic.com/2wqewsl.png)
Title: Re: NWR Rehabilitation Center (Caterkiller PLEASE READ)
Post by: EasyCure on September 03, 2009, 03:14:16 PM
GP's just reflecting her true feelings for Plugz on me because she's afraid to be hurt again. Don't worry GP, none of us will ever forget what Hugh Grant did to you and we'll be sure to make his ass pay when we see him.. *shakes fist*
No drugs huh? Someones taken way too many drop kicks to the head then if you're think anything anyone here says is funny. Especially "Stuff".
Thats the stuff EasyCure! You guys are great!
You know why I think that particular line is funny? There was an episode of Spongebob where Squidward was hosting a talent show. Spongebob was so excited to be in it and Squidward told him he could mop up afterward. Naturaly Spongebob was so happy to be "apart" of the show. Later on Spongebob asks Squidward "Hey Squidward, what kind of soap should I use? Dr Clean or Mr Bubbles?" Squidward gets a real - I'm annoyed so much I just don't care anymore - look and just says "Yes" and walks away.
Thats how I imagined the person when they just said "Stuff"!
I'm about to rename this thread "September is CATERKILLER MONTH" and hand out avatars...
Title: Re: NWR Rehabilitation Center (Caterkiller PLEASE READ)
Post by: BeautifulShy on September 03, 2009, 03:45:41 PM
You are hitting them out of the park EasyCure. I say you make this Caterkiller Month.
Title: Re: NWR Rehabilitation Center (Caterkiller PLEASE READ)
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 03, 2009, 04:27:15 PM
GP's just reflecting her true feelings for Plugz on me because she's afraid to be hurt again. Don't worry GP, none of us will ever forget what Hugh Grant did to you and we'll be sure to make his ass pay when we see him.. *shakes fist*
You've seen the comic, I'm sure she'll make his ass pay all on her own.
Title: Re: NWR Rehabilitation Center (Caterkiller PLEASE READ)
Post by: Stogi on September 03, 2009, 04:39:37 PM
GP's just reflecting her true feelings for Plugz on me because she's afraid to be hurt again. Don't worry GP, none of us will ever forget what Hugh Grant did to you and we'll be sure to make his ass pay when we see him.. *shakes fist*
LOL
Caterkiller is the man though; hating on him is just another way of saying that your life sucks.
Title: Re: NWR Rehabilitation Center (Caterkiller PLEASE READ)
Post by: Caterkiller on September 03, 2009, 05:21:04 PM
Wow I feel special! Hey if it does become Caterkiller Month I will hold a special contest to win an awesome Nintendo Prize... or maybe sega. I have a Shiek statue i'm just itching to get rid of and a Sonic the Hedgehog statue that I am willing to send away as well.
These are the real deal statues to from First4figures. But it has to be something I know I can win at... So I'll say it now, If this becomes my month I will give everyone the entire month of September a chance to face me in Brawl. Yeah I know most of you hate it online, but I have a decent connection. If anyone can beat me 2 in a row my Bowser and Donkey Kong I will send you ONE of those awesome statues! Well shiek is crap, but sonic is awesome! If you lose I will give you one more chance to try again.
If you bring any ringers and I find out... oh boy you'll be in for it. Only members who post regularly here. Not some Goon from Smash boards or something.
If more than one person beats me, they have to fight it out themselves. Anyone interested?
Title: Re: NWR Rehabilitation Center (Caterkiller PLEASE READ)
Post by: Stogi on September 03, 2009, 05:29:19 PM
I am, but I literally just gave my Wii to a friend.
Because I am so altruistic, maybe I should get a statue? Maybe?
Title: Re: NWR Rehabilitation Center (Caterkiller PLEASE READ)
Post by: EasyCure on September 03, 2009, 05:33:10 PM
GP's just reflecting her true feelings for Plugz on me because she's afraid to be hurt again. Don't worry GP, none of us will ever forget what Hugh Grant did to you and we'll be sure to make his ass pay when we see him.. *shakes fist*
LOL
Caterkiller is the man though; hating on him is just another way of saying that your life sucks.
No ones hating on The Man here (save for maybe BnM) and I agree that Caterkiller is the MAN (not THE man, he's half black afterall, all The Man's before him would be rolling in their graves), but the purpose of this thread is to seek out help before his drug abuse gets too serious and he starts Daisy Fisting everyone here!
wow that last part didnt sound right..
Title: Re: NWR Rehabilitation Center (Caterkiller PLEASE READ)
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on September 03, 2009, 05:53:11 PM
Not one bit.
Title: Re: NWR Rehabilitation Center (Caterkiller PLEASE READ)
Post by: Mop it up on September 03, 2009, 05:56:11 PM
Seems to me like Caterkiller's just high on life.
Title: Re: NWR Rehabilitation Center (Caterkiller PLEASE READ)
Post by: EasyCure on September 03, 2009, 06:04:08 PM
Wow I feel special! Hey if it does become Caterkiller Month I will hold a special contest to win an awesome Nintendo Prize... or maybe sega. I have a Shiek statue i'm just itching to get rid of and a Sonic the Hedgehog statue that I am willing to send away as well.
These are the real deal statues to from First4figures. But it has to be something I know I can win at... So I'll say it now, If this becomes my month I will give everyone the entire month of September a chance to face me in Brawl. Yeah I know most of you hate it online, but I have a decent connection. If anyone can beat me 2 in a row my Bowser and Donkey Kong I will send you ONE of those awesome statues! Well shiek is crap, but sonic is awesome! If you lose I will give you one more chance to try again.
If you bring any ringers and I find out... oh boy you'll be in for it. Only members who post regularly here. Not some Goon from Smash boards or something.
If more than one person beats me, they have to fight it out themselves. Anyone interested?
Sure I'll play you this weekend. So you are going to use Bowser then Donkey Kong. Can we use different fighters for each? Also is it time or stock?
Title: Re: NWR Rehabilitation Center (Caterkiller PLEASE READ)
Post by: vudu on September 03, 2009, 10:21:44 PM
funny how this thread got derailed. BTW, what if I'm already bald?
Caterkiller, we still love you. Don't change, and keep your drug habits.
this is one of the few instances where the derailing was for a good purpose. we can help caterkiller kick his drug habits by showing him love in his own thread, but use the rehab center to make sure you dont kill yourself and leave behind 4 beatiful bald kids.
