Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: nickmitch on April 17, 2009, 11:19:00 PM
Title: The Bastard Game
Post by: nickmitch on April 17, 2009, 11:19:00 PM
Rules: Just follow the formula! If you're_______ and you________, then you're a bastard.
Example, If you're someone's ex-roommate and they let you crash, and you thank them by changing their facebook status to something blatantly homosexual, then you're a bastard.
Title: Re: The Bastard Game
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 17, 2009, 11:53:54 PM
If you're born and your parents aren't married, then you're a bastard.
Am I doing it right?
Title: Re: The Bastard Game
Post by: EasyCure on April 18, 2009, 12:34:37 AM
if you promise to email a fellow member of your online community an okami cover, but send some goatse with it, youre a bastard.
Title: Re: The Bastard Game
Post by: Plugabugz on April 18, 2009, 01:22:32 PM
If you're moist and encourage other people to embrace the wetness, then you're a bastard.
Title: Re: The Bastard Game
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 18, 2009, 01:30:54 PM
If you're eaten by a bass and then you were crapped out, then you're a bass terd.
Am I still doing it right?
Title: Re: The Bastard Game
Post by: EasyCure on April 19, 2009, 02:30:42 PM
if you're a man and enjoys putting fishdicks in your mouth, themn you're a gay fish
Title: Re: The Bastard Game
Post by: nickmitch on April 19, 2009, 03:49:51 PM
If you steal all the change off someone's floor and then promise them pizza later, and you don't comeback with any pizza, you're a bastard.
Title: Re: The Bastard Game
Post by: EasyCure on April 19, 2009, 06:47:38 PM
if you steal "you might be a redneck" jokes, and turn it into a horrible bastard joke, you're a bastard
Title: Re: The Bastard Game
Post by: nickmitch on April 19, 2009, 07:26:50 PM
Yeah, I just needed to vent about how much of a bastard my ex-roommate is. That bastard.
Title: Re: The Bastard Game
Post by: Smash_Brother on April 19, 2009, 08:14:30 PM
Yeah, I just needed to vent about how much of a bastard my ex-roommate is. That bastard.
if you let your roomate get away with it, and take the humiliation, you're a bastard
get that mofo back son!
Title: Re: The Bastard Game
Post by: nickmitch on April 19, 2009, 10:03:18 PM
Well, when he was taking a nap on my bed (like the bastard he is) I put a literal teabag right on his mouth. I also made him look like a pedophile in public.
Title: Re: The Bastard Game
Post by: EasyCure on April 19, 2009, 11:14:07 PM
i'm sick of the word teabag! you sir are a bastard!
Title: Re: The Bastard Game
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 20, 2009, 01:12:49 AM
If you're born and your parents aren't married, then you're a bastard.
Am I doing it right?
That's too right for the purpose of this thread.
That was the joke.
Title: Re: The Bastard Game
Post by: Stogi on April 20, 2009, 02:09:17 AM
If your playing WoW and your suppose to be entertaining your roommates guests, your a bastard.
Title: Re: The Bastard Game
Post by: Khushrenada on April 20, 2009, 02:27:23 AM
If you post on NWR and your username is Vudu, then you are a bastard.
Rimshot!
Title: Re: The Bastard Game
Post by: EasyCure on April 20, 2009, 09:29:33 AM
If you're an NWR regular and you use a rimshot in your joke without linking to www.instantrimshot.com (http://www.instantrimshot.com), then you're a DUMB bastard.
Title: Re: The Bastard Game
Post by: Spinnzilla on April 20, 2009, 09:55:42 AM
If you posted above me and have a Dalton avatar, then you're a bastard.
Title: Re: The Bastard Game
Post by: Khushrenada on April 20, 2009, 10:34:37 AM
If you think making fun of Timothy Dalton is cool and you do so, then you are an insecure pathetic little man. Oh, and a bastard as well.
Title: Re: The Bastard Game
Post by: EasyCure on April 20, 2009, 10:51:41 AM
I believe the proper term is "double-bastard," you bastard.
which sounds really funny when you say it with a french accent
Doobill busteard!
If you read that post, and didnt laugh, you're a bastard!
also, if you sign up for a forum, then sign up to a secret santa gift exchange but don't send out your gift (even though you got yours!), you're a bastard! we gotta lure this dude outta hiding!
Title: Re: The Bastard Game
Post by: bustin98 on April 23, 2009, 05:14:32 PM
I should have thought of this earlier
If you complain about someone not replying to your PMs, then not reply to PMs yourself, you are a bastard.
Title: Re: The Bastard Game
Post by: NWR_insanolord on April 23, 2009, 08:29:11 PM
If you work for Time Warner Cable and you aren't actively sabotaging them from the inside you're a bastard.
Title: Re: The Bastard Game
Post by: Mop it up on April 24, 2009, 09:21:27 PM
If you have your own unique vocabulary and poke fun at me for having differing opinions, then you're a meaniehead.
