Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 13, 2009, 02:04:17 AM
Title: The Latest in FUN for the Whole Family!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 13, 2009, 02:04:17 AM
http://www.epasture.com/turdtwist.html
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How it works The Turd Twister is designed to fit comfortably up your butt during your morning constitutional. Insert the Extruder Ring, hold it tenderly between your butt cheeks, and let nature take its course. Now you can take advantage of sophisticated Turd Twister extrusion technology to craft incredible excremental designs whenever you like!
Imagine the beauty of your turd as it passes through the great designer patterns. And the Turd Twister's advanced design and breakthrough material specifications mean successful turds every time. Simply insert the apparatus, take a dump, and watch the results! Fun for the whole family!
I'm not even going to dignify that with a response.
But you just did :D
Title: Re: The Latest in FUN for the Whole Family!!
Post by: ThePerm on April 13, 2009, 05:35:48 AM
it sounds sort of fun, but like problematic. The real skill is being able to make all those shapes without the extruder
Title: Re: The Latest in FUN for the Whole Family!!
Post by: Stratos on April 13, 2009, 05:54:41 AM
Please tell me this is a fictional joke product and does not actually exist. Though imagine someone's reaction if you leave you little art project in a public toilet. Sounds like something a guy I knew in my school dorms would have done for fun.
Disturbing.
Title: Re: The Latest in FUN for the Whole Family!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 13, 2009, 06:21:22 AM
Please tell me this is a fictional joke product and does not actually exist. Though imagine someone's if you leave you little art project in a public toilet. Sounds like something a guy I knew in my school dorms would have done for fun.
