Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: Plugabugz on March 02, 2009, 09:39:12 AM
Title: How to be politically correct
Post by: Plugabugz on March 02, 2009, 09:39:12 AM
No blinking No referring to a woman as a female - she is a person No referring to a man as a male - he is a person No facial expressions indicating entertainment or disapproval of any nature No vocal implications citing satisfaction or dissatisfaction of a particular topic No "abbreviations" referring to a persons nationality No remarks of a personality/appearance-specific nature (not saying what but you get the idea..) No remarks of a human nature (you earthling, you person etc) Stiff upper lip at all times No haircuts that signify independence No slouching
and lastly - if you work in a call centre or an office with no windows - no outwardly expressions of emotion.
Have i missed any?
Title: Re: How to be politically correct
Post by: BranDonk Kong on March 02, 2009, 10:42:20 AM
Yes,"Be a communist".
Title: Re: How to be politically correct
Post by: King of Twitch on March 02, 2009, 01:16:02 PM
You must be at least this tall >>> --------------------------------------------------- to be offended by j*p, ch*nk, or g*y
Title: Re: How to be politically correct
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on March 02, 2009, 02:13:49 PM
tall or "long"?
Title: Re: How to be politically correct
Post by: nickmitch on March 02, 2009, 05:55:53 PM
I think you have to be long to be offended by another racial slur. (Stogi, back me up on this.)
Title: Re: How to be politically correct
Post by: oohhboy on March 02, 2009, 06:34:54 PM
Bloody sod off you wanking commie. You will have to get it out of my cold dead brain.
Title: Re: How to be politically correct
Post by: EasyCure on March 02, 2009, 07:48:16 PM
i hate all you stupid Ames and all those freaking Cans can go to hell too!
Title: Re: How to be politically correct
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on March 02, 2009, 08:13:14 PM
You are all goobers
Title: Re: How to be politically correct
Post by: Mop it up on March 02, 2009, 08:19:28 PM
No hitting on a co-worker unless you're beautiful/handsome.
Title: Re: How to be politically correct
Post by: ThePerm on March 03, 2009, 01:04:12 AM
no post threads with politics?
Title: Re: How to be politically correct
Post by: vudu on March 03, 2009, 01:48:58 PM