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Title: I've got a sandwich
Post by: Mario on November 14, 2008, 12:19:06 AM

I bought some bread and some meat and salad, and made a sandwich. Should I eat it?

Title: Re: I've got a sandwich
Post by: RABicle on November 14, 2008, 01:41:08 AM

No. Buy a pineapple instead.

Title: Re: I've got a sandwich
Post by: Mario on November 14, 2008, 02:50:50 AM

Then what?

Title: Re: I've got a sandwich
Post by: Shift Key on November 14, 2008, 03:59:49 AM

Eat the bloody pineapple! Christ, do you struggle with putting on pants too?

Title: Re: I've got a sandwich
Post by: Plugabugz on November 14, 2008, 05:48:32 AM

Don't forget to look at it with puppy eyes first.

Title: Re: I've got a sandwich
Post by: Bill Aurion on November 14, 2008, 07:11:56 AM

Stare at the pineapple until it grows legs and walks into your mouth!

Title: Re: I've got a sandwich
Post by: Mario on November 14, 2008, 08:05:13 AM

Well I waited for an hour and the pineapple didn't do anything so I took the plunge and ate it. What did it taste like anyone know?

Title: Re: I've got a sandwich
Post by: Plugabugz on November 14, 2008, 08:26:52 AM

Moist?

Title: Re: I've got a sandwich
Post by: EasyCure on November 14, 2008, 09:41:22 AM

at least you didnt go the Paris Hilton route...

Title: Re: I've got a sandwich
Post by: nickmitch on November 14, 2008, 10:40:06 AM

I was gonna suggest that he hollow it out and live inside, maybe move to a more scenic locale.

Title: Re: I've got a sandwich
Post by: EasyCure on November 14, 2008, 10:52:36 AM

sea-nic location?

Title: Re: I've got a sandwich
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on November 14, 2008, 11:09:15 AM

Paris Hilton's bikini bottom?

Title: Re: I've got a sandwich
Post by: EasyCure on November 14, 2008, 01:32:59 PM

Seinfeld's Elaine Contraceptive Sponge(Bob)

Title: Re: I've got a sandwich
Post by: nickmitch on November 14, 2008, 01:59:03 PM

Huey Lewis and the News' It's Hip To Be Square(pants)

Title: Re: I've got a sandwich
Post by: ThePerm on November 15, 2008, 08:15:09 PM

pork sandwhich!

Title: Re: I've got a sandwich
Post by: Hostile Creation on November 15, 2008, 11:16:48 PM

I once tore off the husk of a pineapple with my bare teeth and proceeded to eat the entire fruit without utensils or anything.

Actually, I've done that twice.

PS I love sandwiches. They are my favorite thing.

Title: Re: I've got a sandwich
Post by: ShyGuy on November 15, 2008, 11:32:34 PM

I was surrounded by all the pineapple I could eat for the last week. I didn't eat any pineapple because I don't like pineapple.

Title: Re: I've got a sandwich
Post by: EasyCure on November 16, 2008, 01:32:03 AM

Quote from: ThePerm on November 15, 2008, 08:15:09 PM

porkchop sandwhiches!
 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8)

Fixed for funny (warning; language)

Title: Re: I've got a sandwich
Post by: EasyCure on November 17, 2008, 10:15:34 PM

im posting this from my toilet.

i should be playing my DS but its still not charged

Title: Re: I've got a sandwich
Post by: Mario on November 17, 2008, 10:20:58 PM

keep us updated

Title: Re: I've got a sandwich
Post by: bustin98 on November 17, 2008, 11:01:13 PM

Are you still on your toilet? Give it hell. Show 'em who's boss. But don't forget the courtesy flush.

Title: Re: I've got a sandwich
Post by: ShyGuy on November 18, 2008, 03:23:06 AM

WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?