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Title: Whom would win a fight?
Post by: AV on September 13, 2008, 09:37:03 PM
Batman

(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/10/18/batman_begins_big_051018100848275_wideweb__300x371,1.jpg)

VS.

Warf

(http://www.celebritypuke.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/celebritypuke-klingon1.jpg)

 ;D 8) ;D


This should be a fun discussion. I won't detail ANY context.
Title: Re: Whom would win a fight?
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on September 13, 2008, 09:53:43 PM
"Warriors don't wipe."
Title: Re: Whom would win a fight?
Post by: NWR_insanolord on September 13, 2008, 10:20:36 PM
My money's on the guy with the phaser, bat'leth and many years of combat training.
Title: Re: Whom would win a fight?
Post by: Shift Key on September 13, 2008, 10:27:50 PM
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Whom would win an emo fight?

Fixed. And thus, Batman would win because I have no idea who the other person is (proud to not a Trekkie too).
Title: Re: Whom would win a fight?
Post by: NWR_insanolord on September 13, 2008, 10:35:32 PM
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Whom would win an emo fight?

Fixed. And thus, Batman would win because I have no idea who the other person is (proud to not a Trekkie too).

You have some idea of who Worf is if you know he's from Star Trek, though you called him emo which no one who'd ever seen any episode of Star Trek he was in would do.
Title: Re: Whom would win a fight?
Post by: D_Average on September 13, 2008, 10:46:57 PM
What the hell is "Star Trek"??
Title: Re: Whom would win a fight?
Post by: NWR_insanolord on September 13, 2008, 10:56:01 PM
What the hell is "Star Trek"??

I refuse to believe that anyone could be oblivious to popular culture to the point that they haven't heard of Star Trek.
Title: Re: Whom would win a fight?
Post by: ShyGuy on September 13, 2008, 11:08:37 PM
Batman has taken down the following:

Alien(s)
Predator
Superman
Spiderman
The Incredible Hulk
Lex Luthor
Grendel
Dracula
Jack the Ripper
Area 51
The Demon
Green Lantern(s)
Lobo
Bullseye
The Punisher
Spawn
Bruce Lee recreated
The Flash
Wonder Woman
White Martians
Green Martians
Clones of Doomsday
Desaad
Darkseid by proxy

It's what he does. Batman for the win.
Title: Re: Whom would win a fight?
Post by: NWR_insanolord on September 13, 2008, 11:13:48 PM
Batman in this fight is like the Black Knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Worf will cut all his limbs off with his bat'leth and he'll only be able to hop around bleeding on things.
Title: Re: Whom would win a fight?
Post by: ShyGuy on September 13, 2008, 11:37:09 PM
Batman just has to mention that Worf's wife is dead and then Worf will get all moody and sulk in the corner.
Title: Re: Whom would win a fight?
Post by: NWR_insanolord on September 13, 2008, 11:42:04 PM
Or he'll get even angrier that Batman is dishonorable enough to bring that up and use a phaser on maximum setting to vaporize him.
Title: Re: Whom would win a fight?
Post by: ShyGuy on September 13, 2008, 11:50:08 PM
Batman nullified the phaser weeks ago during his PREP TIME.
Title: Re: Whom would win a fight?
Post by: NWR_insanolord on September 14, 2008, 12:08:26 AM
It's set on a rotating modulation, and if a phaser set up like that can get through a Borg shield it can get through whatever preparations Batman can make.
Title: Re: Whom would win a fight?
Post by: ShyGuy on September 14, 2008, 12:42:01 AM
You're assuming Batman is going to let someone shoot him with a phaser.
Title: Re: Whom would win a fight?
Post by: NWR_insanolord on September 14, 2008, 01:00:38 AM
How exactly would he stop it?
Title: Re: Whom would win a fight?
Post by: ShyGuy on September 14, 2008, 01:25:24 AM
- Change it before hand
- Change Worf before hand
- Make Worf unable to use it
- Move out of the way
- Make Worf fire at something else
Title: Re: Whom would win a fight?
Post by: NWR_insanolord on September 14, 2008, 01:34:43 AM
- Change it before hand
Yes, because I'm sure a Klingon warrior is going to let his opponent anywhere near his weapons before a fight

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- Change Worf before hand
I have no idea what you mean by this.

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- Make Worf unable to use it
How?

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- Move out of the way
Not possible, phaser blasts travel at the speed of light.

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- Make Worf fire at something else
How?
Title: Re: Whom would win a fight?
Post by: nickmitch on September 14, 2008, 01:38:29 AM
Batman knows EVERYONE'S weakness and has ample supplies ready. Just. In. Case.

Besides, you act like Batman can't just don some kind of suit of armor protecting him from Trekkie loserness beams.
Title: Re: Whom would win a fight?
Post by: NWR_insanolord on September 14, 2008, 01:50:41 AM
Well since Vega refuses to detail the context we don't know what time period they're in so I don't know if anything like that exists. Also, someone who is that familiar with Batman calling Trekkers (the proper term) losers is the pot calling the kettle black.
Title: Re: Whom would win a fight?
Post by: Shift Key on September 14, 2008, 02:08:09 AM
You have some idea of who Worf is if you know he's from Star Trek, though you called him emo which no one who'd ever seen any episode of Star Trek he was in would do.

Well, the badge on his suit kinda gives it away, and that's the extent of my knowledge of Star Trek.
Title: Re: Whom would win a fight?
Post by: RABicle on September 14, 2008, 03:16:51 AM
have you guys heard of M.U.G.E.N?
Title: Re: Whom would win a fight?
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on September 14, 2008, 11:57:41 AM
Worf's only job is to get beaten up by everyone he meets. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWorfEffect)
Title: Re: Whom would win a fight?
Post by: Pale on September 14, 2008, 12:28:05 PM
Did you really do this in General Chat?  Sheesh.