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Post by: ThePerm on August 04, 2008, 10:47:12 PM
Hey do you ever go out to eat dinner with your ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend.....

awkward!
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Post by: D_Average on August 04, 2008, 11:00:46 PM
Helllzzzzzzz no
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Post by: nickmitch on August 04, 2008, 11:25:08 PM
Is this like that show on MTV? You know, the one with the adulterous whores and the sexual tension?
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Post by: bustin98 on August 04, 2008, 11:26:38 PM
Lets ask Maverick if he's into it.
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Post by: DAaaMan64 on August 04, 2008, 11:51:18 PM
Get some self-esteem for Christ's sake.  If the girl is letting that happening, she's a bitch and stop playing her game.
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Post by: Maverick on August 05, 2008, 12:02:21 AM
Lets ask Maverick if he's into it.

Actually, I have a somewhat similar yet still awkward story.  After I stole my last girlfriend (who I just recently broke up with) from her old boyfriend a couple years ago, me and him went out to have some coffee and discuss what had happened.  While there, I ran into my other ex who I had just broken up with a few months prior (who I had denied making up with just that week due to being in a new relationship) sitting with a "guy friend". 

A double dose of awkward, if you will.
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Post by: ShyGuy on August 05, 2008, 12:19:14 AM
Are you bringing a date? The only way to get hilarious sitcom hijinks is to bring your own date. obvious bonus points if she has a critical flaw like kleptomania or is in a coma.
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Post by: Crimm on August 05, 2008, 12:32:04 AM
I have, but it wasn't my immediate ex, it was a few years after, and we had returned to our friend status.

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Post by: ThePerm on August 05, 2008, 06:04:08 PM
it wasn't a totally bad night, i stopped dating her a long time ago. Her current BF wasn't a weirdo like all the other guys she dated(the last guy she dated was a born again Christian who dumped her because he decided to go back to being gay). We just spent the whole time making fun of her because she complains about everything and also discussing our contempt for the girl that shat in my car. Also, i fixed her computer. By fixing her computer i mean i ran system restore like any idiot should know how to do
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Post by: DAaaMan64 on August 05, 2008, 06:05:31 PM
booo

There's a million better girls. Get as far from her as possible.
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Post by: Plugabugz on August 05, 2008, 06:15:02 PM
When your best friend is clearly having a good time in the bedroom next door, and the walls between is thinner than a plank of wood, then it's awkward.
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Post by: EasyCure on August 05, 2008, 06:42:57 PM
When your best friend is clearly having a good time in the bedroom next door, and the walls between is thinner than a plank of wood, then it's awkward.

For some reason this reminded me of a story my friend told me just a few weeks ago when he was back in town from college:

(Short-Short version)

After hanging out with a guy friend and some chick that happened to be a security gaurd for his campus that they just met that evening and getting super wasted...

They go back to her house to watch movies, somehow ended up in bed with the chick in the middle. He had his back to them and felt her hands running up and down him, peeked over and she was doing the same to him so after a bit they both have the same idea and start feeling her up some. He claims all he grabbed was boob (i bet it was less cuz he's a loser).

I forget how but he stopped fooling around cuz "it was weird" so he turns his back to them again and hears them fooling around. Says it took him 10 mins to realize they were screwing RIGHT NEXT TO HIM in her bed. He leaves, goes to the couch in the living room to sleep.

They come out and start screwing around in the other couch, he leaves again and goes back to the room.

Freaking idiot.
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Post by: Plugabugz on August 05, 2008, 07:00:22 PM
I can top that.

There was only 3 of us in the house - me plus the other 2. BANG BANG BANG from where the bed is slamming against the wall. I can here that PLUS all the associated noises coz the walls are that thin.

I had to put up with about 2 hours of it until they finally had enough. The following morning i (happily!) reminded them that the walls are an inch thick and i'm an incredibly light sleeper - Footsteps can wake me. The look on their faces was priceless.
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Post by: EasyCure on August 05, 2008, 07:08:48 PM
i like mine (my friends) story better because he was almost part of a threesome and blew it. you were just a witness to sex.
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Post by: Maverick on August 05, 2008, 07:27:07 PM
Threesomes are gross if there are anymore than one man involved.  I would have gotten the hell up out of there, or at least asked if we could take turns instead of double-teaming.
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Post by: EasyCure on August 05, 2008, 07:49:24 PM
Threesomes are gross if there are anymore than one man involved.  I would have gotten the hell up out of there, or at least asked if we could take turns instead of double-teaming.

i agree with you but in his case, this is probably the closest he's ever been to having sex so if i were him i would of bit the bullet (and nothing else!) and gone thru with it. Besides, the way he told the story it sounds like the chick was so drunk it didnt matter who she screwed as long as she got off. He could of easily been the one to initiate and get more action than just grab a boob, and his friend would of been the one to back off at the thought of The Devil's Threesome and left the room.

but no, he's a freakin idiot.
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Post by: ThePerm on August 05, 2008, 08:24:10 PM
lol, when i lived with my roommate Leroy he'd get drunk and then high and then he'd call over this really fat red head. sure enough me and my other roommate Andrew were sitting on the couch and all of a sudden we thought the roof was going to collapse, we could hear Leroy and the chick banging upstairs. Loud bed screeching.
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Post by: Maverick on August 05, 2008, 09:10:56 PM
i agree with you but in his case, this is probably the closest he's ever been to having sex so if i were him i would of bit the bullet (and nothing else!) and gone thru with it.

If he's a virgin, I doubt he'd want his first sexual experience to be a three way with a slutty chick and his friend.  I know from personal experience that I'm very grateful that I lost my virginity to a girl who I was deeply in love with, and her me.

I'm weird, though, so you never know...
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Post by: EasyCure on August 05, 2008, 09:18:08 PM
he claims he's not but if he isnt.. he's only had one experience before and since he's at college while all his friends are back in this shitty town, he should be the one having wild crazy drunken sex, not us but i'm not complaining, i just want him to live a little
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Post by: Maverick on August 05, 2008, 09:27:56 PM
Eh, everyone goes at their own pace.  Hell, my two best friends have never had a girlfriend I don't think they've even kissed a girl, but I'm afraid to ask. and they're 21 years old.  Kind of sucks that I can never discuss any relationship related things with them when I'm having girl problems, 'cause there's just no way they can possibly understand.

But I don't tease them about it.  They'll get there eventually.  Or fall in love with each other.  :o

Either way. 
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Post by: EasyCure on August 05, 2008, 09:35:52 PM
hahaha i know what you mean. i worry about him sometimes...

the only reason i tease him about it is cuz he's always complaining that he's not getting any. Thats when i remind him of all the times he COULD have but blew it. Hell another friend and i took him out clubbing once cuz he was "dying to get drunk and party" with us, he had ONE beer and didnt even dance with anyone though he claims to do this all the time in college.

i'd talk him up to all these girls and basically drop them on his lap, and he'd end up blowing it in five mins and the girls would go back to hanging out on their own. Then my night gets ruined cuz i dont want to have fun if he's not, the puss.
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Post by: Maverick on August 05, 2008, 10:06:18 PM
Damn... will you take me clubbin'?  I could use a few girls dropped in my lap.

5 minutes is all I need GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY!
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Post by: EasyCure on August 05, 2008, 10:18:36 PM
you ever in NY, you drop me a line. word!

turns out i'm a smoother talker and charmer when i'm drunk but since i have a gf i can't do more than talk to a group of girls and get them to hang out for a bit and hope one of my single friends doesnt ruin it
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Post by: Maverick on August 05, 2008, 10:29:08 PM
Funnily enough, me and McFuckNuts were planning a trip to NY before "the incident".  :(

I actually have problems meeting women, 'cause I don't really give a **** about them.  I expect them to fall into my lap and/or chase me around.  I tend to get into relationships with girls who I've known for awhile already due to some other circumstance.  I'm terrible at meeting ANYONE new, let alone anyone of the female persuasion.

It probably doesn't help that I don't drink and refuse to drink, which is very difficult for a lot of girls my age to put up with, it seems.
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Post by: EasyCure on August 05, 2008, 11:15:57 PM
maybe they think you're purposely trying to stay sober so even if they're a little drunk, you're much more comprehensive then them and they fear you'll take advantage of them?

i think i put too much thought into it. Oh and **** McFuckNuts we coulda had our own thing going while RAB is off in lalla-land and americas hat.
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on August 06, 2008, 12:15:57 AM
Wow...you guys are so emo.
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Post by: Maverick on August 06, 2008, 12:47:16 AM
I'm sorry, I forgot this was the Funhouse for a second.  My posts shoulda read:

"Yo dawg I be bustin' a nut in a different bitches face every night!  Come on EasyCure let's go to da club and run the train on some hos!"

You're the caboose.
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Post by: ThePerm on August 06, 2008, 03:02:27 AM
lol, i remember the last time i went clubbing, it was hillarious. i got plastered and was telling everyone how it felt like i had robot boots. I danced with a bunch of girls who didn't dance back... i dont really remember much after leaving the club, i think i went right to sleep. The next day we had a party and i drank so much i started to hyperventilate...so i cut down on drinking, and rarely drink now.
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Post by: EasyCure on August 06, 2008, 09:19:23 AM
I'm sorry, I forgot this was the Funhouse for a second.  My posts shoulda read:

"Yo dawg I be bustin' a nut in a different bitches face every night!  Come on EasyCure let's go to da club and run the train on some hos!"

You're the caboose.

i find that offensive!

lol, i remember the last time i went clubbing, it was hillarious. i got plastered and was telling everyone how it felt like i had robot boots. I danced with a bunch of girls who didn't dance back... i dont really remember much after leaving the club, i think i went right to sleep. The next day we had a party and i drank so much i started to hyperventilate...so i cut down on drinking, and rarely drink now.

i find that hilaaaaaaaaaarious. What a loser! :P

i kid, i kid because i love
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Post by: Maverick on August 06, 2008, 10:42:41 AM
i find that offensive!

Which part?  I need to know for my research in how to offend the most people in the least amount of time.
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Post by: EasyCure on August 06, 2008, 11:17:10 AM
i find that offensive!

Which part?  I need to know for my research in how to offend the most people in the least amount of time.

the part where you'd "bust a nut in different bitches faces" because i prefer it on their chest

this conversation ends now.
Title: Re: ex
Post by: Maverick on August 06, 2008, 11:48:56 AM
this conversation ends now.

Preemptive strike?
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Post by: EasyCure on August 06, 2008, 12:16:02 PM
this conversation ends now.

Preemptive strike?

before it rains ban-hammers? I think so.


Back on topic:

i never had an awkward dinner moment with an ex but there was this one time that she walked into a pool hall my gf and i were at. She came in with two friends; One whom i havent seen since graduating highschool, The other is a mutual friend from high school and one we worked with.. and i later found out she made out with (and possibly screwed) him towards the end of our relationship together.

They fucking walk over to our table and make small talk which i didnt want because the reason i was there in the first place was to blow off some steam. I have to introduce my gf to them and my ex acts all super friendly as if she wasnt a huge bitch when we broke up, and i know the main reason they came over was the friend who i hadnt seen in years wanted to catch up.

I wasnt comfortable though, it wasn't so much an akward moment.. i was just mad to see them. I wasnt in the mood to run into anyone i knew. So they're talking to me and i just pretend to be super concentrated on my game. I make a few shots in a row until my only good shot is a risky one.

We're playing 8 ball. Lets just say i was solid, she was stripes. One of her striped balls was in the way of an easy side pocket shot for me, I didnt wanna miss anything becuase if i did i'd have to stand around during her turn while my ex and company kept blabbing on and on about random ****. At the time i was a regular at the pool hall, i was seriously there almost every day of the week, so i was pretty good, but i wasn't that god to do a masse shot when i really needed one. Did i pull it off?

Yes. Perfectly. Hop the cue ball over the striped ball, hit it in such a way that it knocked my ball into the pocket, and the cueball didnt move an inch. It barely bounced upon landing. Sweetest shot i ever made (on purpose).

After making that shot my ex goes "whoa.... uhm.. we're gonna go start our game, we're just wasting money standing here and we dont wanna break your concentration." Shut them all up, they just said bye and walked across the hall to their table.
Title: Re: ex
Post by: ThePerm on December 16, 2008, 02:50:16 PM
:) I had a good night last night, it was actually more like 6:30 to 6:35
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Post by: D_Average on December 16, 2008, 03:49:39 PM
???
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Post by: EasyCure on December 16, 2008, 04:15:19 PM
he went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2?
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Post by: ThePerm on December 16, 2008, 04:20:26 PM
what something that can take 5 minutes to do?
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Post by: nickmitch on December 16, 2008, 04:46:50 PM
Quick Draw McGraw.
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Post by: ShyGuy on December 16, 2008, 10:03:08 PM
You had sex with your ex girlfriend and it only took five minutes? Then you posted about it on the internet? Classy...
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Post by: GoldenPhoenix on December 16, 2008, 10:15:10 PM
I think you guys need to find better women.
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Post by: EasyCure on December 16, 2008, 10:25:09 PM
i think his ex needs to find a better guy.
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Post by: RABicle on December 16, 2008, 10:35:19 PM
My ex girlfriend felt awkward just when I waved and said hi the last time I saw her. Her new boyfriend wasn't even present. I feel sorry for the guy.
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Post by: EasyCure on December 16, 2008, 11:30:08 PM
last time i saw my ex i wanted to punch her in the face because a few weeks prior one of her friends had been sending me crude and vulgar text messages often.

I didn't confront her about it directly, i just hinted that someone she knows has been saying filthy things to me via text, and she gave me an "oh, really? hm i dunno who it would be, i didnt give your number to anyone.." answer and the vulgar text continued, her replies to me had stopped. Cheating whore.
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Post by: ThePerm on December 17, 2008, 12:06:51 AM
no it wasn't my ex No one of my friends has a sister who i talked to on he internet. Than one day she tells me how she wants to bang me. She's in wisconsin, but is from tucson, and is visiting for the week. So I try to take her on a date, and i pretty much get the impression all she wanted was to bone. So we bone. I was like yay, now im sure i've had sex. Cus the first time with my ex was kinda iffy.

so im talking to my ex right now, and apparently with her current boyfriend she finally caved and its a weekly thing. 1-upped damnit! I must become a total man whore, damn competition gene!
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Post by: Dasmos on December 17, 2008, 05:48:42 AM
You had the sex for 5 minutes? Please teach me.
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Post by: RABicle on December 17, 2008, 09:51:16 AM
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Cus the first time with my ex was kinda iffy.
DETAILS NOW
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Post by: EasyCure on December 17, 2008, 10:58:47 AM
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Cus the first time with my ex was kinda iffy.
DETAILS NOW

eh... keep yourself out of the details, or make it as vague as possible in regards to you and your anatomy please.

You had the sex for 5 minutes? Please teach me.

He never said she was satisfied so i'm sure you could beat his time if you really wanted to..

So I try to take her on a date, and i pretty much get the impression all she wanted was to bone. So we bone. I was like yay..

At first i was envious of this until i read the rest of the post...

Quote
so im talking to my ex right now, and apparently with her current boyfriend she finally caved and its a weekly thing. 1-upped damnit! I must become a total man whore, damn competition gene!

Well you don't have to be a manwhore, you could just find a girlfriend. Manwhoring isn't worth it, trust me!
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Post by: nickmitch on December 17, 2008, 01:01:00 PM
I have a friend who went down that path.  It took some time, but he's better now.  The meantime wasn't pretty.
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Post by: Dasmos on December 18, 2008, 09:40:26 AM
You had the sex for 5 minutes? Please teach me.

He never said she was satisfied so i'm sure you could beat his time if you really wanted to..

Maybe one day!

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Cus the first time with my ex was kinda iffy.
DETAILS NOW

Ahahaha, didn't catch that. I need to know this story too.
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Post by: KnowsNothing on December 18, 2008, 10:06:51 AM
hurk hurk hurk
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Post by: bustin98 on December 18, 2008, 01:18:03 PM
Did you guys catch the SNL skit 'jizz in my pants'? If not, you need to google it and watch. Funny stuff, I bet some of us can relate ;)

I'm kidding EC
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Post by: ThePerm on December 18, 2008, 01:58:44 PM
well crap, i'd been at my parents house for 3 days before. So, i didn't do my usual maintenance. Thats why I didn't last too long. I was hoping we'd go more than once, but she wanted to go home. She goes back to Wisconsin tommorow, and it doesnt seem like she wants to do another get together.

Which brings us to today's lesson. Don't get together with a girl on the rebound, you will feel used. Although, you will really win.

As for man whoring, there is an appeal but it is right to say i should just get a girlfriend.

oh yeah, and i almost got hit by a car yesterday. If i was walking a little bit slower i'd be dead. I felt great right afterward, until the adrenaline wore off
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Post by: EasyCure on December 18, 2008, 02:03:17 PM
Did you guys catch the SNL skit 'jizz in my pants'? If not, you need to google it and watch. Funny stuff, I bet some of us can relate ;)

I'm kidding EC

I don't take offense since Its never happened to me and I've never indicated something similar has happened to me on the boards, so the joke doesnt make much sense.

Also i saw that video in the youtube thread, didnt like it :(

Oh and jizz jokes coming from a guy who goes by the handle "Bustin" are so cliche.
Title: Re: ex
Post by: EasyCure on December 18, 2008, 02:05:19 PM
well crap, i'd been at my parents house for 3 days before. So, i didn't do my usual maintenance. Thats why I didn't last too long.

My first thought was "ew he's got more than one perm!" but that didnt make much sense. Then I realized i was trying to hide the truth of myself becuase its WAY more disgusting to think of.
Title: Re: ex
Post by: ThePerm on December 18, 2008, 03:02:56 PM
i used the word maintenance broadly, don't worry though if all goes according to plan then most of you will pay 7.95 or more to see all of my past bad experiences portrayed in humorous light on the big screen
Title: Re: ex
Post by: EasyCure on December 18, 2008, 03:20:32 PM
$10.50... thats how much i'd have to pay here... :(
Title: Re: ex
Post by: vudu on December 18, 2008, 03:20:55 PM
Don't threaten me.
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Post by: D_Average on December 18, 2008, 03:36:03 PM
Did you guys catch the SNL skit 'jizz in my pants'? If not, you need to google it and watch. Funny stuff, I bet some of us can relate ;)

I'm kidding EC

Yes, and that damn chorus has been in my head ever since!     :o
Title: Re: ex
Post by: ThePerm on December 18, 2008, 05:16:30 PM
i used the word maintenance broadly, don't worry though if all goes according to plan then most of you will pay 7.95 or more to see all of my past bad experiences portrayed in humorous light on the big screen
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Post by: RABicle on December 18, 2008, 09:29:26 PM
I still dont have details as to why sex with your ex was iffy.
Title: Re: ex
Post by: ThePerm on December 19, 2008, 04:07:27 AM
with my ex, while i heard a pop while i was going, and then pulled out noticed the condom was broken. Then we never finished. I was so freaked out about maybe getting her pregnant that i pretty much forgot about all the happenings.

She said months later "yeah my boyfriend can't believe i'm still a virgin", and i was like "cus your not". Then she said, but "you didn't get in all the way" Then i wasn't sure for a while, because I couldn't remember what exactly happened. I had heard from my sister in law she read some article about how some guy screwed some chick legs once and i thought that might have been what happened. Than when i was with the second girl it all came back to me. Its funny how you remember things you forgot when your in a similar situation later on. Its like realizing your still awesome at goldeneye having not played it in 3 years. I'm certainly better at goldeneye than i am with women, and i challenge you all if it ever ends up on some sort of download service with online multiplayer.
Title: Re: ex
Post by: EasyCure on December 19, 2008, 10:40:23 AM
see i didnt want any of THOSE details, now i can't get the mental image out of my head.. ugh.

Now please don't answer this, cuz then Pale will come in here and do his thing but i really just feel like exclaiming this: how the hell do you screw someones leg!?

My first time wasn't that long ago and i had no troubles, cept my arm started getting shakey (lol)

By the way i challenge you at goldeneye AND women!
Title: Re: ex
Post by: ThePerm on December 20, 2008, 08:36:13 PM
whats funny is talking to my ex's little sister who is personality wise an exact copy of what she was at the time.
Title: Re: ex
Post by: EasyCure on December 21, 2008, 04:20:06 PM
.... how 'little' is she??

you know what, no matter how old she is i'll just say this;

DONT DO IT
Title: Re: ex
Post by: Stogi on December 22, 2008, 02:04:17 AM
What a hilarious topic. Perm, thank you. Because of you, no matter how hard my life seems, no matter how embarrassing a situation may be, I can always say "Hey, it could be worse. At least I'm not the Perm."
 
And EC, sorry buddy. That's exactly why I can't do long relationships anymore. It always turns into who's going to cheat on the other first. That's the exact reason why I broke up with my last girlfriend. I was probably going to end up doing something stupid and cheat on her. Of course, I was doing myself the favor. But seriously, how many relationships that are forged at young ages actually last till marriage and beyond? 3? 8?

The way I think is, do you really want to be in a relationship when your abroad in some beautiful part of the world and you see the most gorgeous woman you've ever seen? Who knows, this chick could be the one, but you'll never know if you keep to your responsibilities. So what do you do?
Title: Re: ex
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on December 22, 2008, 02:06:49 AM
You guys repulse me. Let me say I don't feel the least bit sorry for any of you that have relationship or other problems. Disgusting.
Title: Re: ex
Post by: Stogi on December 22, 2008, 02:13:31 AM
Your just too optimistic.
Title: Re: ex
Post by: ThePerm on December 22, 2008, 02:35:52 AM
my ex's younger sister is 19, but having dated her older sister I wouldn't date her younger sister because i know she would be 80% the same. Always whining about how their in constant pain because they did ballet growing up, always tired for no reason, obsessive compulsive neat freak, likely to cheat, doesn't put out, likely to get fat because they splurge on candy, completley non confident..at least unless they've used you as a stepping stone for their self esteem, completely clueless on some basic relationship knowledge, used to not driving, daddy's girl(although their dad is a very cool dude), not likely to make friends with your friends, resentful, introverted, etc.

this compares to my friend A, who was a marine, and is in perfect shape, does drugs and dates strippers. Friend B is chubby but hilarious, he dates a fat girl who we rarely ever see, but she does put out.

I've had the really long relationship, and then the really long self induced single time.

In statistics we have things called runs. These are occurrences that happen consecutively in a period of time. Then there is frequency, runs that happen on such a regular basis as to be expected. Then there are events, things that happen randomly without any sort of rhyme or reason. My love life could be classified under events. I just want to meet someone that i can have a good run with. Something steady and something good.

i would feel more hurt by Stogi's implications that it could be worse and that he could be theperm, but i know that its all a learning experience and in the end i have nothing but knowledge to gain.

Title: Re: ex
Post by: Dasmos on December 22, 2008, 07:14:37 AM
You're a joke, perm.
Title: Re: ex
Post by: EasyCure on December 22, 2008, 10:06:53 AM
And EC, sorry buddy.

Don't be. By the end of that relationship we were both sick of eachother, it just came down to who was going to break up with who first and my only regret is that i wasn't stronger then and pulled the trigger myself. Maybe i was naive but i thought maybe it was just a rough patch and things would get better so even though my eyes might of wondered i never strayed from her. I'm not saying i would have if i had knowledge of her cheating either, just saying I wouldn't of let myself be closed off to other people cuz i was stuck in this empty relationship where arguing was a constant norm.

You guys repulse me. Let me say I don't feel the least bit sorry for any of you that have relationship or other problems. Disgusting.

a part of me wants to argue this but the other, smarter, part of me knows I shouldn't even bother.


Perm: Maybe this will make you feel better, at least you were good enough to be someone elses ego booster! That counts for something right? I'm sure you'll meet someone with a nice perm out there thats right for you, and you'll take what you've learned and be the best damned Permed boyfriend ever! *high five*
Title: Re: ex
Post by: Stogi on December 22, 2008, 05:56:16 PM
You guys repulse me. Let me say I don't feel the least bit sorry for any of you that have relationship or other problems. Disgusting.

a part of me wants to argue this but the other, smarter, part of me knows I shouldn't even bother.

hehe. I like the way you think. I, however, love to argue, especially against women. :)
Title: Re: ex
Post by: EasyCure on December 22, 2008, 07:34:37 PM
First its arguing.

Then its beating.
Title: Re: ex
Post by: nickmitch on December 22, 2008, 09:33:00 PM
Someone here knows the motions.
Title: Re: ex
Post by: EasyCure on December 22, 2008, 10:01:57 PM
yeah... sorry for that black eye :-P
Title: Re: ex
Post by: Stogi on December 22, 2008, 11:13:28 PM
First its arguing.

Then its beating.

Why do you think I smoke so many trees? lol
Title: Re: ex
Post by: ThePerm on December 23, 2008, 12:29:14 AM
You're a joke, perm.

and your a mean doody head
Title: Re: ex
Post by: RABicle on December 23, 2008, 02:11:00 AM
my ex's younger sister is 19, but having dated her older sister I wouldn't date her younger sister because i know she would be 80% the same. Always whining about how their in constant pain because they did ballet growing up, always tired for no reason, obsessive compulsive neat freak, likely to cheat, doesn't put out, likely to get fat because they splurge on candy, completley non confident..at least unless they've used you as a stepping stone for their self esteem, completely clueless on some basic relationship knowledge, used to not driving, daddy's girl(although their dad is a very cool dude), not likely to make friends with your friends, resentful, introverted, etc.
So she is ALSO a girl then?
Title: Re: ex
Post by: ThePerm on December 28, 2008, 11:31:51 PM
my ex's younger sister is 19, but having dated her older sister I wouldn't date her younger sister because i know she would be 80% the same. Always whining about how their in constant pain because they did ballet growing up, always tired for no reason, obsessive compulsive neat freak, likely to cheat, doesn't put out, likely to get fat because they splurge on candy, completley non confident..at least unless they've used you as a stepping stone for their self esteem, completely clueless on some basic relationship knowledge, used to not driving, daddy's girl(although their dad is a very cool dude), not likely to make friends with your friends, resentful, introverted, etc.
So she is ALSO a girl then?

lol, not all girls are lame
Title: Re: ex
Post by: ThePerm on December 30, 2008, 12:38:27 AM

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/roast-1.jpg)

Title: Re: ex
Post by: DAaaMan64 on December 30, 2008, 01:08:20 AM
Going L to R.

- Girl 5 is the same as girl 8
- Girl 7 is cute, but possibly underage
- You could not have dated 4 or 6 if you dated 7, the age gap looks to big.
- Your friend wanted you to date 3.
Title: Re: the girl game: see page 4
Post by: RABicle on December 30, 2008, 09:03:16 AM
Wow the hardest question is which girl would I do the least. It's a tough call between 2, 4, 6 and 8.
Title: Re: the girl game: see page 4
Post by: EasyCure on December 30, 2008, 09:07:04 AM
im gonna say #1 crapped in your car cuz she looks kinda effed up in that pic (as in super wasted) and just looks like the type to release her bowels in someones car cuz of it.

I'll guess the rest later, i shouldn't be doing this at work.
Title: Re: the girl game: see page 4
Post by: ShyGuy on December 30, 2008, 10:23:06 AM
I liked the zombie game better. Whatever happened to that?

Title: Re: the girl game: see page 4
Post by: EasyCure on December 30, 2008, 10:25:31 AM
What zombie game!?
Title: Re: the girl game: see page 4
Post by: BeautifulShy on December 30, 2008, 11:12:40 AM
I think it was in that ask Perm thread EC.

Edit:Nevermind.Ignore this post.
Title: Re: the girl game: see page 4
Post by: ThePerm on December 30, 2008, 12:07:04 PM
lol im surprised, so far way off. Look at facial structures...none of them have had plastic surgery, one of them needs it.

also, im thinking you might find this funny. Heres another picture of girl 4
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/greatfairy.jpg)

oh and just to let you know it was great fairy looking girl who shat in my car
Title: Re: the girl game: see page 4
Post by: EasyCure on December 30, 2008, 12:37:48 PM
Edit:Nevermind.Ignore this post.

request declined. Post acknowledged.

Seeing as how my post got deleted or never actually posted... I'll ask this again, when are you gonna reveal the answers Perm? oh look at that, its still the "ask the perm" thread cuz of me!
Title: Re: the girl game: see page 4
Post by: Stogi on December 30, 2008, 02:41:19 PM
I refuse to play unless there is a prize.
Title: Re: the girl game: see page 4
Post by: ThePerm on December 30, 2008, 03:00:53 PM
lame!
Title: Re: the girl game: see page 4: Now with Virtual Console prize
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on December 30, 2008, 03:03:38 PM
This thread is lame.
Title: Re: the girl game: see page 4: Now with Virtual Console prize
Post by: EasyCure on December 30, 2008, 05:06:23 PM
This thread is lame.


GP is number 1, the one that number 2'd
Title: Re: the girl game: see page 4: Now with Virtual Console prize
Post by: ShyGuy on December 30, 2008, 05:38:31 PM
What prize do I get if I track these women down and give them the URL to this thread?
Title: Re: the girl game: see page 4: Now with Virtual Console prize
Post by: D_Average on December 30, 2008, 07:11:15 PM
What prize do I get if I track these women down and give them the URL to this thread?

Lets also predict how each one will react when they see the thread!!   ;D
Title: Re: the girl game: see page 4: Now with Virtual Console prize
Post by: EasyCure on December 30, 2008, 08:21:12 PM
i'm sure they'll all punch Perm in the nads.
Title: Re: the girl game: see page 4: Now with Virtual Console prize
Post by: ThePerm on December 30, 2008, 09:14:24 PM
lizaaaaaaaam
Title: Re: the girl game: see page 4: Now with Virtual Console prize
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on December 30, 2008, 09:16:37 PM
I think Perm is a racist, all are white girls! :P
Title: Re: the girl game: see page 4: Now with Virtual Console prize
Post by: EasyCure on December 30, 2008, 09:17:42 PM
white girls are my favorite kind, that doesnt make me racist!

<3
Title: Re: the girl game: see page 4: Now with Virtual Console prize
Post by: ThePerm on December 30, 2008, 09:23:23 PM
1 of them is Mexican, 3 of them are Jewish. so not racist,, and not anti-semetic
Title: Re: the girl game: see page 4: Now with Virtual Console prize
Post by: nickmitch on December 30, 2008, 09:23:45 PM
He probably just uses freecreditreport.com to screen all his dates.
Title: Re: the girl game: see page 4: Now with Virtual Console prize
Post by: EasyCure on December 30, 2008, 09:26:20 PM
the more i look at some of these pictures, the more i don't want to play this game.

i refuse to believe some of those girls are that ugly looking, and they're just really bad pictures, cuz it takes alot for me to look away from someone (or their freaking picture!)
Title: Re: the girl game: see page 4: Now with Virtual Console prize
Post by: ThePerm on December 30, 2008, 09:35:24 PM
DaAman64 wins just for trying!
Title: Re: NWR friend Codes
Post by: DAaaMan64 on December 31, 2008, 01:24:52 AM
Oh **** son!

Don't bother with a prize though, I didn't work real hard.  I just analyzed the pictures for a minute or two.

Could you tell me at least which girl is the same girl etc.
Title: Re: NWR friend Codes
Post by: ThePerm on December 31, 2008, 03:11:44 AM
ok