Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: bustin98 on April 12, 2008, 01:45:27 AM
Title: Fake plastic titties
Post by: bustin98 on April 12, 2008, 01:45:27 AM
I caught the tail end of the Miss America pagent tonight. And the first thought that crossed my mind as the camera panned across the top 5 finalists: look at all the fake boobies.
Seriously, everyone of them had boob jobs. Now I know its been a long time since I paid any attention to any beauty pagent, but when did the contest get boiled down to who has the best plastic surgeon?
This event really brings out the dicotomy of the American psyche. On one hand we have an informal poll that shows people would rather their children be exposed to violence than sex, then we have a national televised program where the meat and potatoes rests squarely on prosthetic beauty, winner becoming the voice of American women.
Just what is the point of the fake breast? It destroys the natural function and replaces it with a plastic bag filled with gel or water or whatever science has come up with that hasn't been found to be dangerous, yet. Maybe the woman needs a self-esteem boost. Like bringing attention to her chest is going to solve that issue. Or maybe the woman is just attracted to water balloons implanted in her chest. Um, ok, kinda like tatoos but different?
I just see one use for them. And that's no fun without some lubricant. And still not as fun as the real deal.
Fake titties on strippers: whatever. Fake titties on Miss America: WTF
Title: Re: Fake plastic titties
Post by: DAaaMan64 on April 12, 2008, 01:57:58 AM
Woman's breasts are getting bigger with each generation. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=494374)
^ that may have something to do with it.
Please realize that only 5% of people give a crap about beauty pageants and less than that vote on them.
Live and die with pride in your own values, do not use assertive campaigning to change others, simply allow people to emulate you. Social values will never permanently remain one way, society as a whole self-regulates it's morals.
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Post by: Bill Aurion on April 12, 2008, 02:33:09 AM
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Post by: GoldenPhoenix on April 12, 2008, 03:07:22 AM
Don't get me started on how women are portrayed in America (though thankfully some of it is changing). I may have to claw someone's eyes out if I get too angry. ;)
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Post by: RABicle on April 12, 2008, 05:23:18 AM
The opening post is far too thought provoking for the funhouse.
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Post by: Nephilim on April 12, 2008, 08:49:33 AM
Im more outraged that 25yr olds are classed as teens
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Post by: Darkheart on April 12, 2008, 09:08:17 AM
The only time I can see them being necessary is if the girl is seriously FLAT and makes herself feel bad everyday for it (I am talking less than an A cup here). I have met girls like this, they have issues finding bras and clothes that fit. It basically becomes more of a pain on there end so I can see why some girls may do it. Personally the girls I have dated in the past or had been attracted to were all smaller chested very little to no make up wearing kind of girls. I just think the female form is beautiful on its own and doesnt need too much to enhance it. That is just me though.
link=topic=24747.msg417858#msg417858 date=1208004573] Im more outraged that 25yr olds are classed as teens
Why? 30 year old people often play high school teenagers in dramas on tv. [/quote]
Because they don't let 25 year olds date teens.
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Post by: Maverick on April 12, 2008, 12:58:47 PM
They can date eighTEENS and nineTEENS.
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Post by: animecyberrat on April 12, 2008, 01:13:50 PM
but they're no fun. The older girls are all married and/or have kids already.
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Post by: Maverick on April 12, 2008, 02:02:17 PM
Where do you live that the 18 and 19 year old girls are all married with children?
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Post by: animecyberrat on April 12, 2008, 03:10:10 PM
When I was in Jackpot it was worse, most girls were pregnant at 16 or married in high school. I haven't gone looking for anyone since I moved up here to Idaho.
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Post by: ShyGuy on April 12, 2008, 03:25:06 PM
Yeah, people get married early here in the inland northwest.
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Post by: Maverick on April 12, 2008, 03:31:48 PM
Wow I should have lived there. I would have a slave-girl loving wife to take care of me already. God damn progressive west coast!
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Post by: animecyberrat on April 12, 2008, 05:52:39 PM
hell even my sisters all three got married at 18.
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Post by: nickmitch on April 13, 2008, 02:15:31 AM
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Post by: Nick DiMola on April 13, 2008, 02:29:01 AM
xkcd reference = win
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Post by: RABicle on April 13, 2008, 04:26:00 AM
Married at 18? I hadn't even had sex back then.
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Post by: Maverick on April 13, 2008, 09:03:47 AM
Must resist urge to engage in "when I lost my virginity" pissing contest.
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Post by: animecyberrat on April 13, 2008, 10:41:57 AM
I'm still technically waiting till I get married so that is why it is becoming more of an issue my friend.
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Post by: bustin98 on April 13, 2008, 12:13:28 PM
Technically speaking because jacking off doesn't count.
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Post by: RABicle on April 13, 2008, 01:05:26 PM
Woah woah wait a minute. How can you be "technically waiting"? Does that mean you had sex but it didn't count or that your like, I dunno finding an excuse or did you jut accidentally use the word technically?
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Post by: ShyGuy on April 13, 2008, 01:52:40 PM
Wow, this thread has really taken a turn for the worse...
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Post by: that Baby guy on April 13, 2008, 03:02:05 PM
Don't get me started on how women are portrayed in America (though thankfully some of it is changing). I may have to claw someone's eyes out if I get too angry. ;)
I would enjoy watching* this.
*If I am "watching" it obviously wasn't my eyes.
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Post by: animecyberrat on April 13, 2008, 11:44:31 PM
I am not going to elaborate.
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Post by: that Baby guy on April 14, 2008, 12:28:47 AM
I'd like to see that. I am your #2 fan, you know.
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Post by: Crimm on April 14, 2008, 04:11:53 AM
Well I'm wearing safty goggles, and I'd assume she'd pick her #1 fan first, so you better find out who her #3 is.
Title: Re: Fake plastic titties
Post by: Spak-Spang on April 14, 2008, 02:17:05 PM
Don't get me started on how women are portrayed in America (though thankfully some of it is changing). I may have to claw someone's eyes out if I get too angry. ;)
So whatever happened to GoldenPhoenix anyway?
Title: Re: Fake plastic titties
Post by: Maverick on April 14, 2008, 02:20:00 PM
