Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: animecyberrat on March 31, 2008, 06:31:41 PM
Title: Dogs
Post by: animecyberrat on March 31, 2008, 06:31:41 PM
Discuss
Title: Re: Dogs
Post by: DAaaMan64 on March 31, 2008, 06:41:36 PM
Dogs are like your girlfriend's butt. Petting them is great, but smelling them sucks.
Title: Re: Dogs
Post by: animecyberrat on March 31, 2008, 09:09:55 PM
I used to like dogs, then mine got all old and gray and started falling apart and I found out over time I am more into cats. I still like my dog I just wish he would die already.
Title: Re: Dogs
Post by: Darkheart on March 31, 2008, 09:15:43 PM
Robin Williams said it best when he said "Cats are like Dragqueens"
Title: Re: Dogs
Post by: animecyberrat on March 31, 2008, 09:23:35 PM
I used to like dogs, then mine got all old and gray and started falling apart and I found out over time I am more into cats. I still like my dog I just wish he would die already.
This is the most horrible thing I have ever read.
Title: Re: Dogs
Post by: ShyGuy on March 31, 2008, 09:56:34 PM
Rat, you can shoot your dog. It's not illegal.
Title: Re: Dogs
Post by: Smoke39 on March 31, 2008, 10:14:53 PM
My dog is all old she has gray hairs (she also likes design patterns and Tim Burton).
Title: Re: Dogs
Post by: animecyberrat on March 31, 2008, 10:34:29 PM
I didn't mean it to sound bad, I love my dog I've had him for close to fifteen years, he is just old and can't respond to me anymore. He is tired and never gets out of bed except to eat. I just wish he would pass on so I don't have to watch him suffer.
And I know I can have him put to sleep, but I promised him I wouldn't do that.
Title: Re: Dogs
Post by: Darkheart on April 01, 2008, 12:21:30 AM
Title: Re: Dogs
Post by: ShyGuy on April 01, 2008, 12:42:09 AM
I shall take this opportunity to derail this thread by snooping the background of Smoke's picture.
I see several Isaac Asimov books and a Minority Report DVD.
NERD
Title: Re: Dogs
Post by: Smoke39 on April 01, 2008, 12:55:46 AM
The robot trillogy. I, Robot's in there somewhere, too. And that's "The Minority Report and Other Classic Stories by Philip K. Dick," not the movie. :b
Title: Re: Dogs
Post by: ShyGuy on April 01, 2008, 03:10:16 AM
Paging Vudu, this thread needs more OLIVE.
Title: Re: Dogs
Post by: animecyberrat on April 01, 2008, 10:36:01 AM
Title: Re: Dogs
Post by: ShyGuy on April 01, 2008, 02:42:36 PM
I was hoping for a new pic...
Title: Re: Dogs
Post by: vudu on April 01, 2008, 03:05:06 PM
I'll take a new picture when I get home. Olive has a new red jacket with pockets and a fur collar. She looks so pretty. :heart; :heart; :heart; :heart; :heart; :heart; :heart;
Title: Re: Dogs
Post by: Nick DiMola on April 01, 2008, 03:22:24 PM
Here is my dog, his name is Sammy (derived from Samus of course).
(http://nicholasdimola.googlepages.com/sammy.jpg)
Title: Re: Dogs
Post by: vudu on April 01, 2008, 09:43:58 PM
Title: Re: Dogs
Post by: ShyGuy on April 01, 2008, 09:51:08 PM
Ahem.
Sammy is a good boy, You're a good boy aren't you Sammy? Good Boy Sammy!
Ahhh... Who's a good puppy? Who's a good puppy? Olive is a good puppy! Yes you are! Yes you are!
Title: Re: Dogs
Post by: IceCold on April 03, 2008, 03:56:35 AM
Why are her eyes so dilated?
Title: Re: Dogs
Post by: vudu on April 03, 2008, 02:09:10 PM
They're not. That's just my horribly lazy Photoshopping. Her eyes did the bright green glow-in-the-dark thing from the camera flash and I was too lazy at the moment to do a real Photoshopping job, so I just colored them in black. I'll correct the pics this weekend if I remember.
Title: Re: Dogs
Post by: Caliban on April 03, 2008, 03:24:48 PM
It's a zombie mini-dog.
Title: Re: Dogs
Post by: NWR_pap64 on April 07, 2008, 01:27:49 AM
I have two dogs: Tuki and Gordo
Both are mutts, but I love them dearly. Tuki has a short stub for a tail and has been with us for years. Gordo is, well, pretty fat but has a rather beautiful cream coat (especially for a mutt).
Oh yes, we have a third dog, but he is SO annoying that I can't help but not claim him as my own.
See, a few months back this pup arrived at our house hungry and missing fur. We didn't want to keep him, but we felt bad for him. So we fed him and treated his wounds, and thus became healthy. Since then he's been a mayor pain in the ass...
He's the canine equivalent of the unwanted guest that doesn't want to leave. He sleeps in the front porch like he owns the place, makes a HUGE mess of it and poops and pisses everywhere. The problem with this is that the front porch overlooks the street in town, meaning that EVERYONE sees what he does, and it annoys the HELL out of us, especially since we have to clean it up 2 or 3 times!
One day he had the nerve to bring in a dead...something. Seriously, that thing was so rotten and deformed that we had no idea what it was. So yeah, the bastard nearly brought the plague into the house...
Not only that, he has the tendency of prancing around the NEIGHBOR'S yard. Its one thing that he craps and pisses in our house, but if he ever DARES to go next door and use it as a bathroom...he is GONE.
Finally, he makes it impossible for the cat to come in at night. See, we also have 2 cats. The oldest one likes to take a walk after dark, so we let him out and he returns home safely in the morning. Since the dog moved in, though, its been harder for him to come home because the dog goes after him.
He hasn't done anything to him, but if he lays one paw on him he is gone...
All of us realize that we can't take care of him because he's too much of a hassle. He's clearly a field dog where he can run around and have fun. He can't do that in the front porch. We don't want to toss him like a piece of garbage, and the town doesn't have an animal shelter. We have had people offer us to take him off our hands...But its all BS.
We are trying to bear it, but every time I see that mutt I just get angry...God I want to get rid of him.
Title: Re: Dogs
Post by: Spak-Spang on April 14, 2008, 02:12:27 PM
I have two dogs
Stelle: A German Sheperd Sheltie mix
and
Sasha: A Chow, Lab, mix with a touch of either Pitbull or boxer in her.
Stelle is a smart bitch and has learned to break board on our wooden fence to get out of the yard, and she is like 30 pounds or less. Sasha is lazy but somehow self taught herself to "shake" and be potty trained.
Both are being re-crate trained because of Stelle's escape artist ways.
