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Title: Insert bad Nintendo pun here
Post by: UncleBob on March 25, 2008, 09:16:21 PM: What would a space pirate call a stolen ship from Star Fox?

A Yarrrrr-wing.
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Post by: EasyCure on March 26, 2008, 12:21:03 PM: admit it, you heard two lil kids say that at your Wal*mart and you thought it was funny
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Post by: UncleBob on March 26, 2008, 12:36:53 PM: No, I came up with that one all on my own. ;)

If Ganondorf took Link, ground up the meat and fat in his body, added some salt/spices, and packed in a nice little casing, what would he call it?

Sausage Links.
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Post by: EasyCure on March 26, 2008, 07:26:02 PM: got any more? im bored at work
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Post by: NWR_pap64 on March 27, 2008, 12:14:34 AM: These are from Nintendo Power:
-What does Mario use to tell the future?
A Luigi-board

-What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't open a door?
Triforce

-What type of fish attacks Mario?
A barra-koopa+
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Post by: EasyCure on March 27, 2008, 12:51:32 PM: Quote from: pap64 on March 27, 2008, 12:14:34 AM
-What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't open a door?
Triforce

Whoa... my mind took that joke in a whoooole other direction...

Quote
-What type of fish attacks Mario?
A barra-koopa+

don't almost all of them? except those dolphins.. they were cool. but their not fish anyway right? i thought they were mammals. hey why the hell didnt they have those dolphins back in Mario Sunshine? I mean they had some cool dolphins in waverace and the whole GC codename thing was Dolphin.. why not bring them back into the mario universe? i liked em
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Post by: UltimatePartyBear on March 27, 2008, 01:00:25 PM: The entire island was dolphin shaped and named Delfino, remember?
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Post by: EasyCure on March 27, 2008, 01:17:37 PM: yeah i know that but they didnt have those actual dolphins with the goggles on them!!!
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Post by: ThePerm on March 27, 2008, 04:08:26 PM: What channels most popular on Lylat?

Fox
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Post by: ThePerm on March 27, 2008, 04:10:52 PM: What does Ganondorf say to Nabooru so that she smiles for oil portraits
Keese.

Non Nintendo Joke

Rene Decartes walks in to a bar
he orders a gin and tonic and drinks it up
the bartender asks if he'll have another
He says "I think Not"
and disappears.
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Post by: vudu on March 27, 2008, 05:32:01 PM: Quote from: ThePerm on March 27, 2008, 04:10:52 PM
Rene Decartes walks in to a bar
he orders a gin and tonic and drinks it up
the bartender asks if he'll have another
He says "I think Not"
and disappears.

That was retarded and funny at the same time. Congrats.
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Post by: EasyCure on March 27, 2008, 05:45:22 PM: i dont get it :(
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Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on March 27, 2008, 05:49:38 PM: What Nintendo fansite is Your Global standard for a non-stop Golden Stream of Nintendo information?

www.UR-N-WORLD.com

(i haven't made the site yet, so don't steal it)
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Post by: IceCold on March 28, 2008, 01:10:17 AM: Quote from: EasyCure on March 27, 2008, 05:45:22 PM
i dont get it :(

Descartes is the one who said "I think, therefore I am.."
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Post by: EasyCure on March 28, 2008, 09:44:51 AM: oic.. lame
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Post by: Maverick on March 28, 2008, 01:41:15 PM: Quote from: NinGurl 69 *huggles on March 27, 2008, 05:49:38 PM
What Nintendo fansite is Your Global standard for a non-stop Golden Stream of Nintendo information?

www.UR-N-WORLD.com

(i haven't made the site yet, so don't steal it)

How much can I extort you out of via cyber-squatting?
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Post by: animecyberrat on April 01, 2008, 10:37:03 AM: "Genesis does, what Nintendo-Don't"

Sorry I had to post that to keep the thread alive.
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Post by: Nick DiMola on April 01, 2008, 03:25:10 PM: Quote from: animecyberrat on April 01, 2008, 10:37:03 AM
"Genesis does, what Nintendon't"

Fixed.
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Post by: EasyCure on April 01, 2008, 04:37:18 PM: Quote from: animecyberrat on April 01, 2008, 10:37:03 AM
"Genesis does, what Nintendo-Don't"

Sorry I had to post that to keep the thread alive.

LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Post by: DAaaMan64 on April 01, 2008, 05:35:27 PM: Quote from: animecyberrat on April 01, 2008, 10:37:03 AM
"Genesis does, what Nintendon't"

What's that? Suck ass?
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Post by: animecyberrat on April 01, 2008, 05:47:06 PM: >:(

Quote from: Mr. Jack on April 01, 2008, 03:25:10 PM
Quote from: animecyberrat on April 01, 2008, 10:37:03 AM
"Genesis does, what Nintendon't"

Fixed.

Oh yeah thanks.
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Post by: EasyCure on April 18, 2008, 02:25:45 PM: Why shouldn't you shower around a pokemon?

He might pikachu...
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Post by: vudu on April 18, 2008, 02:42:08 PM: That was the best one yet.
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Post by: EasyCure on April 18, 2008, 04:54:32 PM: I cant take credit. a friend from work had it text to her by her boyfriend