Homer's expressions are quite fitting. In this thread I'll chuck a review when I've put enough time into it, so far I've completed the game and unlocked everything within an hour! It even marks the return of a single still screen ending sequence! I love how you can crash through trees, forklifts, bridges, entire houses and more without losing speed, but clipping a CPU car will hurl you thousands of miles into the sky!
Title: Re: China Town X
Post by: oohhboy on February 14, 2008, 01:14:23 PM
I thought this thread would have something to do with big trouble in little China.
This is infinitely more retarded.
Please tell me some one paid you to take it off them.
Title: Re: China Town X
Post by: Infernal Monkey on February 14, 2008, 01:21:25 PM
My client last night blasted a copy all over my face.
Title: Re: China Town X
Post by: Athrun Zala on February 14, 2008, 04:17:57 PM
so, how does it compare to the Phoenix Games' masterpieces?
Title: Re: China Town X
Post by: Spak-Spang on February 14, 2008, 04:40:46 PM
I love how you can crash through trees, forklifts, bridges, entire houses and more without losing speed, but clipping a CPU car will hurl you thousands of miles into the sky!
Genius
Title: Re: China Town X
Post by: Spak-Spang on February 14, 2008, 09:37:38 PM
If only we had some screenshots of Cina Town X it sounds like a really nice place to live...do you think there is any Lake Front Property available?
Title: Re: China Town X
Post by: nitsu niflheim on February 15, 2008, 01:35:47 AM
I want to be able to drive like that in real life, go through crap and not have it get in the way, ice cream stand here I come!
Title: Re: China Town X
Post by: Bill Aurion on February 15, 2008, 01:47:48 AM
Ferny forgot to mention a few things that he talked about when we chatted this morning...
~ Game really looks like an N64 game... ~ Cars don't have any engine soundeffects at all... ~ He boosted into another car and they both went invisible...
It's pure quality!
Title: Re: China Town X
Post by: nitsu niflheim on February 15, 2008, 03:26:44 AM
maybe he played the secret special bonus edition!
Title: Re: China Town X
Post by: Louieturkey on February 15, 2008, 04:53:03 AM
Best...game...evar... :o
Title: Re: Cruis'n
Post by: Infernal Monkey on February 16, 2008, 05:22:31 AM
Oh no, who renamed the thread? Now it's less fun! ='D
I've been having a ball with this game by the way, pretty much all because I'm still in a state of utter disbelief that Midway made this happen. Oh my GOD it's horrific. Secret: the screenshots used on the back of the box have IGN's watermark on them. ALL THIS AND MORE WHEN I CAN BE ARSED TO FINISH 'REVIEW'.
Title: Re: Cruis'n
Post by: Kairon on February 16, 2008, 11:01:02 AM
Where's GP? She'll defend this poor game!
Title: Re: Cruis'n
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on February 16, 2008, 11:29:05 AM
This is one of those games that doesn't try to be anything BUT an arcade racer, and has a mindless stupid fun factor about it like the old Cruis'n games.
Title: Re: Cruis'n
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on February 16, 2008, 12:36:49 PM
Didn't we already have a thread about how this game was terrible, and also Fast and the Furious (arcade) with a different name?
Title: Re: Cruis'n
Post by: Nephilim on February 16, 2008, 06:01:34 PM
