Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: S-U-P-E-R on February 10, 2008, 06:03:09 AM
Title: e-z trolling guide for first time internet trolls
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on February 10, 2008, 06:03:09 AM
You guys suck at this so here's the cliffs notes
- If the thread is about Nintendo, post about how said product is for babies - If the thread is about Microsoft, be sure to comment about the red ring / failure rate - if the thread is about Sony, it's already pre-trolled. No need to post - if the thread is about PC gaming, be sure to mention how it's dead / being abandoned in droves
If the thread is long, don't read it and post about how you didn't read it. ! WARNING ! It may be a copypasted fakepost, so skim a couple sentences for potential irony
Title: RE: e-z trolling guide for first time internet trolls
Post by: ShyGuy on February 10, 2008, 06:47:04 AM
More like laos-z guide AMIRITE?
360 is going to fail this year because it has no games coming out.
Title: RE: e-z trolling guide for first time internet trolls
Post by: that Baby guy on February 10, 2008, 07:33:50 AM
tl;dr
Title: RE:e-z trolling guide for first time internet trolls
Post by: Crimm on February 10, 2008, 08:04:24 AM
I'm going to go do this for every thread on the site.
Title: RE:e-z trolling guide for first time internet trolls
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on February 10, 2008, 09:02:07 AM
Quote Originally posted by: ShyGuy More like laos-z guide AMIRITE?
360 is going to fail this year because it has no games coming out.
enjoy your baby system
Title: Re: e-z trolling guide for first time internet trolls
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on February 18, 2008, 10:57:10 AM
Look alive, guys. You're being tested with every other post I make
PROTIP: Truly, the fakepost may be the greatest form of trolling around. By posting something completely absurd, but making it look believable in context, is a giant zing at the expense of virtually everybody on the forum that enabled and/or believed the post. The poster (me) reaps a rich harvest of LOLs with every gruesome, ironic statement that passes for plausible.
Title: Re: e-z trolling guide for first time internet trolls
Post by: NWR_Karl on February 18, 2008, 11:00:59 AM
Why you comin' home, At five in the morning? Something's going' on, Can I smell yo dick?
Title: Re: e-z trolling guide for first time internet trolls
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on February 18, 2008, 12:42:34 PM
Look alive, guys. You're being tested with every other post I make
PROTIP: Truly, the fakepost may be the greatest form of trolling around. By posting something completely absurd, but making it look believable in context, is a giant zing at the expense of virtually everybody on the forum that enabled and/or believed the post. The poster (me) reaps a rich harvest of LOLs with every gruesome, ironic statement that passes for plausible.
It is truly an art.
Title: Re: e-z trolling guide for first time internet trolls
Post by: Svevan on February 18, 2008, 01:18:44 PM
Which is why I can conclusively now reveal to everyone that SUPER and Pro666 have the same IP address.
Title: Re: e-z trolling guide for first time internet trolls
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on February 18, 2008, 01:30:09 PM
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Title: Re: e-z trolling guide for first time internet trolls
Post by: UncleBob on February 18, 2008, 04:13:32 PM
PROTIP: Truly, the fakepost may be the greatest form of trolling around. By posting something completely absurd, but making it look believable in context, is a giant zing at the expense of virtually everybody on the forum that enabled and/or believed the post. The poster (me) reaps a rich harvest of LOLs with every gruesome, ironic statement that passes for plausible.
I agree... http://nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=21996.msg360754#msg360754
Title: Re: e-z trolling guide for first time internet trolls
Post by: Athrun Zala on February 18, 2008, 09:31:38 PM
Look alive, guys. You're being tested with every other post I make
PROTIP: Truly, the fakepost may be the greatest form of trolling around. By posting something completely absurd, but making it look believable in context, is a giant zing at the expense of virtually everybody on the forum that enabled and/or believed the post. The poster (me) reaps a rich harvest of LOLs with every gruesome, ironic statement that passes for plausible.
but doesn't the absurdity negate it's plausibility?
Title: Re: e-z trolling guide for first time internet trolls
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on February 18, 2008, 09:53:01 PM
It SHOULD, but it DOESN'T. Therein lies the comedy.
To post: perchance to pwn: ay, there's the nub.
Title: Re: e-z trolling guide for first time internet trolls
Post by: Crimm on February 18, 2008, 10:01:49 PM
How do I use this: (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72/zCrimm/americangirljuliefindsaway.jpg)
and this: (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72/zCrimm/reallyreallygay.jpg)
to troll?
Title: Re: e-z trolling guide for first time internet trolls
Post by: Khushrenada on February 20, 2008, 10:07:45 AM
So, Ty, how am I doing? Anymore tips?
I even got a pm from a mod. It reads:
"When a moderator or admin tells you to shut up, you better shut up. So take my advice and SHUT UP."
Surely that gives me some troll cred.
Title: Re: e-z trolling guide for first time internet trolls
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on February 20, 2008, 12:29:14 PM
It does, especially if that was azurenightmare
Title: Re: e-z trolling guide for first time internet trolls
Post by: Infernal Monkey on February 20, 2008, 01:23:18 PM
hauhauahuuahuhauhauhAUAUHAUHAUHUAUHHUAahuahuahuauha red ring do u geddit
Title: Re: e-z trolling guide for first time internet trolls
Post by: Bill Aurion on February 20, 2008, 02:13:11 PM
hahahahahluahfahhahhaha wait waht explain
Title: Re: e-z trolling guide for first time internet trolls
Post by: Infernal Monkey on February 20, 2008, 02:14:57 PM
CURRY
Title: Re: e-z trolling guide for first time internet trolls
Post by: Bill Aurion on February 20, 2008, 02:16:35 PM
red ring = plate is ring-shaped = i like eating curry = i like eating curry on a PLATE = red ring
