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Title: For all you guys with wives or girlfriends out there
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on November 02, 2007, 10:04:55 AM
Here is the right way to beat them!

Some select quotes

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"He must beat her where it will not leave marks. He should not beat her on the hand... He should beat her in some places where it will not cause any damage. He should not beat her like he would beat an animal or a child -- slapping them right and left.


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"Woman, it has gone too far. I can't bear it anymore," he tells the men to tell their wives. "If he beats her, the beatings must be light and must not make her face ugly.
Title: RE: For all you guys with wives or girlfriends out there
Post by: Spak-Spang on November 02, 2007, 11:40:08 AM
My wife is a social worker and has threatened me several times that she knows how to beat people without leaving marks...kids, family, husbands...they are all beatable if you just know how.
Title: RE: For all you guys with wives or girlfriends out there
Post by: Bill Aurion on November 02, 2007, 11:50:48 AM


If you can't beat someone like this, don't even bother trying...
Title: RE: For all you guys with wives or girlfriends out there
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on November 02, 2007, 11:54:47 AM
I'd just set her wardrobe on fire.
Title: RE:For all you guys with wives or girlfriends out there
Post by: Crimm on November 02, 2007, 02:20:01 PM
If you're to beat her with a toothpick could you physically leave marks anywhere?
Title: RE: For all you guys with wives or girlfriends out there
Post by: King of Twitch on November 02, 2007, 02:21:36 PM
Our friends, the Saudis.
Title: RE: For all you guys with wives or girlfriends out there
Post by: nitsu niflheim on November 02, 2007, 02:35:41 PM
beating is for the wimps, go for the kill, that way you will feel a lot better.
Title: RE:For all you guys with wives or girlfriends out there
Post by: ShyGuy on November 02, 2007, 03:18:21 PM
I once pulled a girl's ponytail because she turned off the TV while I was playing MegaMan 2. I still feel guilty about it.
Title: RE: For all you guys with wives or girlfriends out there
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 03, 2007, 05:37:26 AM
Physical abuse is for amatuers.
Psychological abuse is were its at. Not only can it not immediately be traced back to you, but it will do much more damage in the long run. And its permanent too
Title: RE: For all you guys with wives or girlfriends out there
Post by: Chile Boy on November 03, 2007, 04:21:35 PM
holy cow thats a big toothpick and is there suck thing as a light beating
Title: RE:For all you guys with wives or girlfriends out there
Post by: EasyCure on November 03, 2007, 06:54:40 PM
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Originally posted by: ShyGuy
I once pulled a girl's ponytail because she turned off the TV while I was playing MegaMan 2. I still feel guilty about it.


dont! thats a serious offense, she deserved it. especially if it was in Quickmans level
Title: RE: For all you guys with wives or girlfriends out there
Post by: wandering on November 03, 2007, 09:26:03 PM
If you're worried about leaving marks on your wife you're doing something very wrong: allowing her to leave the house.
Title: RE:For all you guys with wives or girlfriends out there
Post by: Crimm on November 04, 2007, 06:51:46 AM
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Originally posted by: wandering
If you're worried about leaving marks on your wife you're doing something very wrong: allowing her to leave the house.


Oh dear.  RUN GP!
Title: RE: For all you guys with wives or girlfriends out there
Post by: ThePerm on November 04, 2007, 08:16:07 AM
lol somebody's quoting the Qu'ron
Title: RE:For all you guys with wives or girlfriends out there
Post by: Bill Aurion on November 04, 2007, 09:01:17 AM
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Originally posted by: Crimm
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Originally posted by: wandering
If you're worried about leaving marks on your wife you're doing something very wrong: allowing her to leave the house.


Oh dear.  RUN GP!

Laugho, not even GP needs to run from wandering...
Title: RE: For all you guys with wives or girlfriends out there
Post by: Caliban on November 04, 2007, 11:05:36 AM
"I like to beat my wife with my...oops, wrong forum".