Don't smoke crack, you ain't cooool enough (*high voice* crack) Don't smoke crack, you ain't cooool enough (crack-cocaine) Don't smoke crack, you ain't cooool enough (crack) You ain't cooool enough, You AIN'T cooool enough,
I once had buddy named chip, (*bass comes in*) who use to f*ck a different girl every single day, (word?) trust me he's the master at get - in' play, what-i'm-trying-to-say he's no muthaf*ckin geek, *pause* slaying a different girl everyday of the week, *pause* *pause* I remember him telling me he once f*cked a dyke (no way) Now he smokes crack everyday thursday night And you know why? *pause* Cause the motherf*cker's cooool enough. (echoing)
I once had buddy named pip, he'd visit a different country every single month, (word?) taking with him -- a phat ass blunt, (that's whatsup) trust me -- he's-no-muthaf*ckin-trooooll He's-the-only-one-I-know-that's-quadrilingual, *pause* (beat drops) I remember him telling me he chilled with gorillas in the mist, (no sh!t!) *pause* Now he smokes crack on Mount Everest And you know why? *pause* Cause the motherf*cker's cooool enough. (echoing)
(beat picks up) I once had buddy named poo, who'd make at least a billion dollars every single year, (word?) she doesn't do sh!t anymore except drink a lot beer, let me it make clear, she's no f*ckin goof, *pause* *pause* She has a different pool on every floor, including the roof, *pause* *pause* I remember her telling me she had Donald Trump, licking her cooter while she took a dump, Now shes smokes crack cause she's f*cking no chump, And you know why? *pause* Cause the motherf*cker's cooool enough.
(talking in the background "hell ya she's cool enough" "sh!t, I'm gonna smoke some crack right now." "Hell ya, spark it up." "this is the coolest sh!t I've ever did" *pause* *pause* "Smoke - smoke - smoke - smoke - smoke - smoke - smoke - smoke" "Take-to-da-head take-to-da-head take-to-da-head take-to-da-head" *END OF SAMPLE CLIP* "Smoke - smoke - smoke - smoke - smoke - smoke - smoke - smoke")
Don't smoke crack, you ain't cooool enough (*high voice* crack) Don't smoke crack, you ain't cooool enough (crack-cocaine) Don't smoke crack, you ain't cooool enough (crack) You ain't cooool enough, You AIN'T cooool enough,
(in the background during the rest of the chorus "Smoke - smoke - smoke - smoke - smoke - smoke - smoke - smoke")
Don't smoke crack, you ain't cooool enough (*high voice* crack) Don't smoke crack, you ain't cooool enough (crack-cocaine) Don't smoke crack, you ain't cooool enough (crack) You ain't cooool enough, You AIN'T cooool enough,
The second verse has yet to be written. If you guys would like to add something, be my guest .
Title: RE: Don't smoke crack, you ain't cool enough
Post by: ShyGuy on August 07, 2007, 07:20:55 AM
AnimeCyberRat is that you?
Title: RE: Don't smoke crack, you ain't cool enough
Post by: Stogi on August 07, 2007, 07:38:34 AM
What?!
Who?!
Title: RE: Don't smoke crack, you ain't cool enough
Post by: Stogi on August 07, 2007, 11:08:30 AM
Well....
Another thread of mine ignored.
/crys
Title: RE:Don't smoke crack, you ain't cool enough
Post by: vudu on August 07, 2007, 02:26:22 PM
Quote Originally posted by: KashogiStogi (through the website it plays a little slowed down, but if you download it it plays right; either way it still sounds cool)
No only does it play a little slowed down, but the words don't play at all. How weird is that?
Title: RE:Don't smoke crack, you ain't cool enough
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 07, 2007, 05:21:24 PM
Quote Originally posted by: vudu
Quote Originally posted by: KashogiStogi (through the website it plays a little slowed down, but if you download it it plays right; either way it still sounds cool)
No only does it play a little slowed down, but the words don't play at all. How weird is that?
But I do like the beat even thought there are NO WORDS!!!
Title: RE:Don't smoke crack, you ain't cool enough
Post by: Bill Aurion on August 07, 2007, 05:28:45 PM
Quote Originally posted by: KashogiStogi Well....
Another thread of mine ignored.
/crys
*pity post*
Title: RE:Don't smoke crack, you ain't cool enough
Post by: Shift Key on August 07, 2007, 09:53:27 PM
Quote Originally posted by: ShyGuy AnimeCyberRat is that you?
Hahahahaha, DROP YOUR TRACK NIGGA
Precious memories...
Title: RE: Don't smoke crack, you ain't cool enough
Post by: couchmonkey on August 10, 2007, 04:23:06 AM
Yes I am. I live in Calgary, soon to be the new center of the universe, and crack is our fave.
Title: RE: Don't smoke crack, you ain't cool enough
Post by: Stogi on August 16, 2007, 06:18:02 AM
There aren't words in it....I wrote the lyrics so you guys could read (*rap*) them as the beat flows.
I don't have the ability right now to record my voice and lay it on the track.