Post by: Stogi on July 24, 2007, 09:51:16 AM
This thread is made specifically to get to know one another. If you have a funny/crazy story that depicts a side of your personality, post it here so we may all laugh!
AT YOU!
No seriously, I been talking to you guys for what seems like ages (back when Grey Ninja and the like roamed around) but I don't know anything about any of you guys (except that Bill has some crazy S&M fantasies of Link beating him with a sword).
I guess that'll do for an introduction. Normally I would post first, but I'll let someone else pop that cherry.
Post by: vudu on July 24, 2007, 10:04:08 AM
Post by: Mashiro on July 24, 2007, 10:06:14 AM
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I just read a story about a 20-year old guy who almost made out with his girlfriend's 38 year old mother while at a party. It was pretty crazy.
No wai! U2? Small world lawl!
Post by: Stogi on July 24, 2007, 10:13:20 AM
SHE WASN"T MY GIRLFRIEND AND IT WASN"T AT A PARTY!
IT WAS AT A BOWLING ALLEY!
then my place
Post by: Bill Aurion on July 24, 2007, 10:13:53 AM
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Originally posted by: KashogiStogi
I don't know anything about any of you guys (except that Bill has some crazy S&M fantasies of Link beating him with a sword)
The farthest my "S&M fetish" goes is just straight bondage...No leather, no chaps, no gags...Sorry to disappoint you...
As you guys know, I tend to use "cute" sound effects/phrases at times in my forum posts, and I actually use some of them in real-life every once in a while...Of course, as some of you ALSO know, my personality doesn't match my deep manly voice, so I get some hilarious reactions from people at times...
Post by: Stogi on July 24, 2007, 10:25:44 AM
hahaha....I'm sorry, that was over the top. I don't know if you know, but you should know that I am only joking, you know? And what do you mean by "cute" sound effects. I've never "heard" such things.
Post by: vudu on July 24, 2007, 10:27:40 AM
Post by: Bill Aurion on July 24, 2007, 10:39:21 AM
Post by: Stogi on July 24, 2007, 10:43:26 AM
You don't like your voice?
Post by: stevey on July 24, 2007, 01:11:43 PM
OMG! Information Network
Post by: ShyGuy on July 24, 2007, 01:17:51 PM
Post by: IceCold on July 24, 2007, 03:34:58 PM
QuoteHe LIED to us!! It was some neoGAF poster's basement..
Originally posted by: ShyGuy
Oh man, that old picture of Stevey's video game basement is pure WIN.
QuoteWe do have another thread like this, but it's not the Information Network.. I think BlackNMild created it, let me check.
Originally posted by: stevey
We already have a thread like this
OMG! Information Network
Post by: Stogi on July 24, 2007, 04:29:47 PM
As you may know (or not), I am familiar with some illegal varieties of herbal supplementation. Well it just so happens that this story involves such herbal remedies.
IF YOU DON"T WANT TO HEAR SUCH THINGS THEN SKIP THIS POST.
We're out driving around in the country one night, giving my friends new bowl (dubbed Bojangles) a good christening. A couple bowls go by on the 3-man, and it's now my turn to pack it up. I started to pack the bowl, but first looked up to see if any cops were around. I saw a old truck coming the opposite way, so I thought to myself "straight", and I continued to pack it full.
My friends were in the front, talking about some sh!t. I wasn't paying them any attention; however, I was still looking at that truck. That's when something f*cked up happened. About 2 seconds before we passed the truck, something jumped out it's driver window.
"It's a ****ing snake!" I yell. My friend, the driver, immediately flips out. He hits the brakes after a couple of seconds, and pulls over. Then he started to freak out.
"Holy ****! Holy ****! What the f*ck was that?!" He was breathing all hard, almost like he was panting. My other friend and I agreed it looked like a big-ass snake. We turned around and pulled over where it was lying on the ground. I got out and ran towards it to get a better look at it. As soon as I recognized it, I started laughing my ass off, and ran back to the car.
"Hahaha, it's just a belt, hahaha." My other friend started telling me what my driver friend had said while I was investigating.
"He was saying how he saw the snake's eye, hahaha, and how it resembled death hahaha" My driver friend replied "I could of swore I saw it's eye, man. It was crazy....Then right after, I thought a thousand snakes were at my feet, attacking me man. It was f*cked up!" My other friend and I looked at each other, paused, then busted out laughing then continued to make fun of him.
A minute later, I sparked up the loaded bowl and the cruise continued. As we were driving, out of nowhere this rabbit crossed the road, and I'm pretty sure we hit it. Still, nobody said anything for a while. Five minutes later I blurted out from the backseat, "Did we just hit a rabbit?" My driver friend exclaimed "Dude, I thought it was only me who saw that! I thought you guys would make fun of me if I said something!" We start to crack up all over again
Good times.
Post by: Mashiro on July 24, 2007, 04:39:00 PM
Post by: vudu on July 24, 2007, 04:44:49 PM
Post by: Stogi on July 24, 2007, 04:46:58 PM
Post by: Stogi on July 24, 2007, 04:52:40 PM
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Originally posted by: Mashiro
Who said I wanted to win anything. I'm not the competitive type.
I'm content with just living my life in harmonic bliss, day to day, week to week, while gathering knowledge where knowledge presents itself and all around loving life. I don't need to be rich to be happy.
Plus, Senator O'Bama smoked the ganja, and he may be selected to represent the democrats for the presidency. So I don't get your point?
Post by: Mashiro on July 24, 2007, 04:59:08 PM
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Originally posted by: Mashiro
Who said I wanted to win anything. I'm not the competitive type.
I'm content with just living my life in harmonic bliss, day to day, week to week, while gathering knowledge where knowledge presents itself and all around loving life. I don't need to be rich to be happy.
Plus, Senator O'Bama smoked the ganja, and he may be selected to represent the democrats for the presidency. So I don't get your point?
My point is you fail at understanding comedy.
Post by: Bill Aurion on July 24, 2007, 05:03:21 PM
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Originally posted by: vudu
What ever happened to MaryJane? I haven't seen her in a while.
Post by: Smoke39 on July 24, 2007, 05:07:54 PM
Post by: Stogi on July 24, 2007, 05:09:17 PM
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Who said I wanted to win anything. I'm not the competitive type.
I'm content with just living my life in harmonic bliss, day to day, week to week, while gathering knowledge where knowledge presents itself and all around loving life. I don't need to be rich to be happy.
Plus, Senator O'Bama smoked the ganja, and he may be selected to represent the democrats for the presidency. So I don't get your point?
My point is you fail at understanding comedy.
Oh... well....... my bad. It's hard to tell on the internet if someone's a brainwashed "D.A.R.E" prick or a good-humored person, especially on a Nintendo forum.
Post by: Mashiro on July 24, 2007, 05:12:54 PM
I don't do drugs but I don't care if others use them (so long as it doesn't effect my life directly, live how you want to live).
So there's a fact about me =) it isn't funny or w/e but yeah I don't do drugs. lol.
Post by: Stogi on July 24, 2007, 05:37:37 PM
I want to hear some funny personal stories that only life can write.
COME ON PEOPLE.
Post by: ShyGuy on July 24, 2007, 11:05:38 PM
Post by: Dasmos on July 25, 2007, 03:53:04 AM
QuoteShyGuy has never left his house. Ever.
Originally posted by: ShyGuy
No.
Post by: Stogi on July 26, 2007, 08:15:34 PM
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I once inadvertently got a group of girls at a party to start asking the guys if they used their dominant or non-dominant hand to masturbate. I thought it was funny when they kept hounding one guy who was too embarassed to answer.
Hahaha. I can't believe I skipped over this.
It reminds me of the time where one of my friends was polling the girls at this party to see who shaved their other set of lips and who didn't. It started out great and incredibly hilarious, then went incredibly awkward when for no good reason (drunk) I yelled "I shave my balls too! I have these bitches SMOOTH AS EGGS!" From that point on, I started singing
"Smooth *clap-clap* *clap* As *clap-clap* *clap* Eggs *clap-clap* *clap*" Incrementally going a higher pitch with each word.And then I went around asking people to suck my balls.
I honestly don't remember much of that (except the beginning), it was told to me by my friend the next day. But sh!t.............I believed it, especially since that's one of my favorite parts of Dave Chappell's stand-up.
Post by: Smoke39 on July 27, 2007, 01:23:51 AM
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And then I went around asking people to suck my balls.
Did anyone oblige?
Post by: Stogi on July 27, 2007, 07:42:26 AM
Post by: Smoke39 on July 27, 2007, 07:55:39 AM
Post by: Stogi on July 27, 2007, 10:44:42 AM
Honestly, and I am not really proud of this, some of the funniest/greatest things happens when I am blacked out drunk. I don't want to get into it, but let's just say I am always anxious to hear what I did.
Post by: Smoke39 on July 28, 2007, 06:01:30 AM
Post by: Stogi on July 28, 2007, 07:29:06 AM
I don't remember being born, does that mean, in turn, that I am not alive?
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on July 28, 2007, 08:41:06 AM
I forgot who it was. Fess up :3
Post by: Smoke39 on July 29, 2007, 11:10:56 AM
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Originally posted by: KashogiStogi
I don't remember being born, does that mean, in turn, that I am not alive?
No. That's not what I meant. If you were to emerge from a woman's womb today, wouldn't that be a new experience to you? You know it happened in the past because you've been told so and you exist, but because you have no memory of it you may as well have not experienced it.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 29, 2007, 01:17:48 PM
maybe later, if i get bored enough. Or remember one too funny to not tell.
Post by: Stogi on July 30, 2007, 02:21:56 AM
Seriously though. The type I wouldn't believe are the type I want to here.
Slept with your girlfriend's twin sister when you thought it was your girlfriend? Spill it.
Spit in your hand and greeted the President? Tell it now.
Slapped your principle in the face while tripping? Why not?
Post by: MaryJane on July 30, 2007, 05:28:51 AM
That story about the shaved balls and asking ppl to suck them is hilariously funny to me because I did the same thing after seeing that Dave Chapelle stand up. Except I don't really drink too often, so I remember this chick coming up to me and whispering that if it was true she would suck them, well it wasn't so I ended up with a an angry BJ which was just fine to me.
Hmmmm a good story... when I think of one I'll come back. Mostly I smoke with just a few people, so nothing too exciting happens, we just have a good time, and try to get girls, usually unsuccessfully, but everyone once in awhile it happens.
Post by: Stogi on July 30, 2007, 08:11:51 AM
And another thing, it's like they haven't heard of teasing, even though ALL girls do it.
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Hmmmm a good story... when I think of one I'll come back. Mostly I smoke with just a few people, so nothing too exciting happens, we just have a good time, and try to get girls, usually unsuccessfully, but everyone once in awhile it happens.
Same here, but I could tell you a library's worth of stories. I'm sure you got a couple that come to mind.......
Anyway, I kinda feel like telling another story....
THIS STORY DEALS WITH SEX, DRUGS, AND ALCOHOL. DON'T READ THIS IF YOU SUCK!
This story takes place about 4 years ago. To set it up: it takes place during the summer between my junior and senior year of high school, and before this, I've only had one other sexual relationship (though I've had more than one girlfriend).
After I broke up with my girlfriend, I decided not to do what I always do when I pick up chicks (e.g. act like a d*ck) and instead just be myself and let fate handle the rest. It's funny how fate works sometimes, because this time, I hooked up with this girl who has been a long time friend of mine and she practically lived "next door." (more like a couple blocks next door)
She was cute. I mean...I was definitely attracted to her, but I never paid her any attention. She was too thin for my tastes; too much of the "model-type" chick. I always thought to myself, "I might break her if I pushed too hard, or worse and start a fire" haha :P. Plus, she was a really good friend, so I didn't want to complicate things. Next thing you know though, I'm kicking it at her house one summer's night, playing some Nintendo in her room (yes she has the old school Nintendo!). I start teasing her, telling her Mario's better off not saving the Princess. I go into detail, mentioning how Princess is just a big ol' tease and that even after Mario risked his life, she still won't put out. She'll probably just bake him a stupid cake; but Mario doesn't want any cake, Mario wants some pie! She giggles, but gets frustrated after a while, and turns it off. I start laughing at her, and tell her that that was a good move (so much for not being a d*ck). She realizes I'm only teasing and smiles. Then she walks over to the back of her closet and whips out some wine-coolers, then hands one to me. I was surprised at first, then again at the time, even I have a stash tucked away in my room. Anyway, I felt like a girl drinking those, but what can I say....it tasted like Kool-Aid and you now how much black people looooove Kool-Aid
! [/stereotype]Conversation went on and after a couple drinks I mentioned I wanted to smoke, but she refused saying that her parents were downstairs. She said once they go to sleep though we can go to the hot tub and....I paused her "Wait...you have a hot tub?!" She started to laugh, "Yeah, it's right next to the pool." I'm shocked at this point, "you had a hot tub...all this time I've known you....and you didn't bother to mention this to me?! And now, while we were playing Mario, not one word; not even when you were jumping over lava pits?! Oh, it's on!" I started to strip right there. She giggled and grabbed my arms to stop me, and said "hold on, let's at least wait till my parents go to sleep. It's late, so it should be soon." You guys out there can testify to this, but for some reason, at that point I knew I was in for a ride. Looking into her eyes said it all: mutual infatuation.
She went to go change into a swimsuit, which reminded me that I needed a swimsuit or at least some shorts. I told her my plight and she came back with the only shorts she had......mini-Garfield shorts. Looking at those, I was really tempted to wear my boxers, but wearing soaked boxers under your pants is possibly the worst thing ever. So I put those things on in her bathroom, and cracked up looking at myself in the mirror. These shorts were small......really small. They went about half-way down my thighs and worst of all they're meant for girls......as in there was no room for the twig and two berries. As a result, I had to put them to one side with my d*ck about to fall out the bottom. It was embarrassing to say the least. I walked back into her room and noticed her bending over putting the Nintendo controllers away. I don't know if it was the wine-coolers, or the thong that revealed her entire ass, but I almost sprung right there! That would of been sooooo embarrassing. She noticed me and started laughing. I start to laugh too, saying "I look good right? I think I look good." Posing in various directions. She went down stairs to check if her p's were asleep, and to also turn on the hot tub. She came back and said it'll be ready in 15 minutes. I replied "Straight....just enough time to roll a dubbie."
She was never into the herbs, but has tried it out. To my surprise, she knew how to roll a joint. She had small nimble fingers, so I gave her some broken up bud to see what she could do with it. She was a little rusty, but made a nice-smoking J. It wasn't exactly the prettiest thing, but whatever...it was tight, and it worked. She wanted to smoke again, since it's been awhile. Sweet.
The hot tub hit the spot. It was a about 75 degrees outside; basically all-around good weather, and the hot tub just added to it. I noticed her getting kinda shy, she was thinking about something. I doubted it was me for some reason, but maybe I was becoming shy as well. High school was a fun/horrible time; full to the brim with awkward situations and this time was no different. This was the first time I had sat alone with a girl in a hot tub and it showed. We were sitting basically opposite of each other....I thought to myself, "I need to do something." I thought for a moment, then yelled in a panic "Oh my God! What the hell is that?!" She started to get scared and paranoid "What?! What is it?!" I replied "Whatever you do...DON"T MOVE!" She started to freak out but stayed very still, and at that point it was hard for me not to crack a smile. Then I swam over, put my arm behind her head, and acted like I swatted something away that was near her shoulder that was furthest away from me. Then I rested my arm on that shoulder, simultaneously letting out a sigh that everything was okay. Bewildered, she looked at me and I said "Was that smooth or what?!" and started laughing . She started to laugh and said I was such a dork, but she didn't move away or anything.
After a few minutes of casual conversation, I came to a horrify realization. "Holy SH*T! Where's the joint?" She laughs and grabs it from my ear. I breathed a big sigh of relief. She told me the matches were next to the grill. I ran, got them, and came back.
We started to puff on it and let me tell you this: smoke and water are awesome! I start to experiment, doing little tricks with the smoke. One was taking a big hit, then dipping your head underwater as you exhale. As the bubbles go around your face and smoke escapes into the air, it leaves this crazy design in the shape of your head. After fooling around a bit more, I mentioned this technique that I learned called the "cupid's shotgun" where two people take a hit at relatively the same time and kiss while exhaling the smoke. I don't know if that's real or not, but I definitely made that up just to kiss her.
Impressed, she agreed, and boy, was it a slice of heaven. I took a hit first because I can hold it in longer, then after she hit it we started to kiss. Smoke was coming out of our mouths and nose as our tongues played together. We did it three or four times till the joint was a roach, then I started to feel her up. She stopped, looked at me with that look, then got out of the tub. I followed her, blazed as hell, and wiped myself down with a towel as I went into the house.
I don't want to tell the rest, but let's just say I didn't break her, nor start a fire.
We went out until I moved away to college. Funny thing is, we went to rival schools!
Anyone else have a story?
EDIT: After reading over what I just typed, I'm wondering why the hell did I just share that...............
