Post by: Mashiro on July 23, 2007, 03:05:37 PM
I wonder if he will say "remember to have your pets spayed or neutered" at the end of each show.
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on July 23, 2007, 03:32:38 PM
unlikely
Post by: Mashiro on July 23, 2007, 03:35:21 PM
Also any chance I can get that custom title? ehh? eehhhhhh?
Post by: Bill Aurion on July 23, 2007, 04:08:41 PM
Post by: that Baby guy on July 23, 2007, 04:13:07 PM
And Ty, I suppose you never watched the Drew Carey Show. Drew would always hook up with the hotter chicks.
Post by: Mashiro on July 23, 2007, 04:13:23 PM
Post by: EasyCure on July 23, 2007, 06:06:55 PM
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Originally posted by: S-U-P-E-R
I wonder if he will sleep with as many of the prize models as Bob Barker did
unlikely
Only if his paycheck was fatter than he is
i hear he's a fan of the sexy kind of room service
Post by: nickmitch on July 23, 2007, 06:25:31 PM
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Originally posted by: EasyCureQuote
Originally posted by: S-U-P-E-R
I wonder if he will sleep with as many of the prize models as Bob Barker did
unlikely
Only if his paycheck was fatter than he is
i hear he's a fan of the sexy kind of room service
Who isn't?
Post by: EasyCure on July 24, 2007, 07:10:37 AM
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Originally posted by: TVmanQuote
Originally posted by: EasyCureQuote
Originally posted by: S-U-P-E-R
I wonder if he will sleep with as many of the prize models as Bob Barker did
unlikely
Only if his paycheck was fatter than he is
i hear he's a fan of the sexy kind of room service
Who isn't?
true...
Post by: Mashiro on July 24, 2007, 07:13:37 AM
Post by: vudu on July 24, 2007, 07:42:34 AM
QuoteDude, he slept with the mom from the Partridge Family. She's like 24 years older than him. Ew.
Originally posted by: thatguy
And Ty, I suppose you never watched the Drew Carey Show. Drew would always hook up with the hotter chicks.
Post by: Stogi on July 24, 2007, 09:19:55 AM
You think it would be weird having a mom around as you constantly flirt with her daughter. Nope......not at all. In fact, she was crazier than her daughter; taking shots and chugging beer. She would tell embarrassing stories about her daughter; like the one time she caught her masturbating while watching STAR WARS! HAHAHA Then she showed us how she exercised to keep her ass "tight"! haha Now that sh!t was hilarious. Her daughter was getting jealous from all the attention she was getting.
Her mom's hotter though :P. True story I swear.
Anyway, they couldn't find someone better? I wanna see someone who's actually funny, like....like.....Dave Chappell. Damn that would be hilarious.
Post by: Mashiro on July 24, 2007, 09:36:30 AM
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Originally posted by: KashogiStogi
I once had a chance to hook up (probably just make-out) with a 38 year old mom when I was only (and currently) 20. But that really would have seriously damage the relationship I had with her daughter. Then again it was her fault to bring her mom along in the first place, since she knew the night was going to consist of heavy drinking.
You think it would be weird having a mom around as you constantly flirt with her daughter. Nope......not at all. In fact, she was crazier than her daughter; taking shots and chugging beer. She would tell embarrassing stories about her daughter; like the one time she caught her masturbating while watching STAR WARS! HAHAHA Then she showed us how she exercised to keep her ass "tight"! haha Now that sh!t was hilarious. Her daughter was getting jealous from all the attention she was getting.
Her mom's hotter though :P. True story I swear.
Anyway, they couldn't find someone better? I wanna see someone who's actually funny, like....like.....Dave Chappell. Damn that would be hilarious.
Dave Chappell isn't funny either ={
also . . . that story was. . . I don't even know lol.
Post by: Stogi on July 24, 2007, 09:41:48 AM
Dave Chappell is one of the funniest, wittiest comedians out there. Also his story telling is phenomenal. Plus he's actually quite intelligent.
Post by: Mashiro on July 24, 2007, 09:50:15 AM
Post by: Stogi on July 24, 2007, 09:54:27 AM
You should give his stand-ups a try. They are a lot funnier, and also let you see how well he tells stories.
Post by: Mashiro on July 24, 2007, 10:02:41 AM
Post by: that Baby guy on July 24, 2007, 10:18:05 AM
Post by: SixthAngel on July 24, 2007, 11:45:29 AM
Post by: EasyCure on July 24, 2007, 01:19:51 PM
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Originally posted by: KashogiStogi
Ya, he uses a lot of racial jokes (like when he was a black white supremacist leader).
You should give his stand-ups a try. They are a lot funnier, and also let you see how well he tells stories.
WORD!!
His stand ups are the best, i've even go as far as to say this:
they're as smooth as eggs
Post by: Adrock on July 26, 2007, 08:08:26 PM
"Mary Johnson, COME ON DOWN, MOTHERF*CKER!"
That would never get old. I'm not even joking. I don't watch much TV, but I'd watch The Prince is Right everyday if Samuel L. hosted.
