Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: vudu on July 20, 2007, 12:52:51 PM
Title: I'm Surrounded by Goddamn Wizards
Post by: vudu on July 20, 2007, 12:52:51 PM
I'm surrounded by goddamn Wizards.
I almost hit a line of kids in witch hats crossing the street on my way home from work. There's two dozen freaks in plastic black cloaks and wire-rimmed glasses playing Quidditch in the park across the street from my home. After Olive went number two on our evening walk I saw a fat kid with a lightning bolt drawn on her forehead; it took all my resolve not to whip the baggie at her parents for letting her leave the house like that.
Tomorrow can't come soon enough.
Title: RE: I'm Surrounded by Goddamn Wizards
Post by: King of Twitch on July 20, 2007, 01:09:25 PM
think of all the milk money you could shake down on days like this
Title: RE: I'm Surrounded by Goddamn Wizards
Post by: ShyGuy on July 20, 2007, 01:13:30 PM
You know, I have a lighning bolt scar on my forehead that came um, naturally. Some kid pointed it out a few years ago.
Title: RE: I'm Surrounded by Goddamn Wizards
Post by: vudu on July 20, 2007, 03:47:40 PM
Christ.
I just got back from picking up a burrito; it's like Lollapalooza for wizards out there.
Mmm ... guacamole ....
Title: RE: I'm Surrounded by Goddamn Wizards
Post by: stevey on July 20, 2007, 03:54:05 PM
Spoil the book for them! It for their own good
Title: RE: I'm Surrounded by Goddamn Wizards
Post by: ShyGuy on July 20, 2007, 09:42:37 PM
I made the mistake of going into Hastings tonight.. Some guy was showing a badge that said he outranked DumbleDor or something. Everybody was in a costume. They weren't little kids, neither!
Title: RE: I'm Surrounded by Goddamn Wizards
Post by: KDR_11k on July 20, 2007, 09:55:06 PM
Get yourself a red pointy hat with paillettes that spell out "Wizzard". See how many of them are smart enough to know what that's about.
Title: RE: I'm Surrounded by Goddamn Wizards
Post by: Kairon on July 20, 2007, 10:47:46 PM
I accompanied a dorm-mate to a "Wizard Rock" concert at a park three weeks ago. She gave me slytherin robes and a slytherin tie to wear. I felt soooo good in them. My roommate borrowed her ravenclaw wear. Feh. Ravenclaws...
Title: RE:I'm Surrounded by Goddamn Wizards
Post by: Stogi on July 20, 2007, 10:54:45 PM
