Post by: UncleBob on June 08, 2007, 04:56:11 PM
answer:
2.) Would you hold me?
answer:
4.) Would you take me places?
answer:
5.) Would you love me?
answer:
6.) Would you lie to me?
answer:
7.) If I was sick what would you do?
answer:
8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends?
answer:
9.) Want to have a future with me?
answer:
10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them?
Answer:
11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad?
answer:
12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out?
answer:
13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends?
answer:
14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do?
answer:
15.) If me and one of your friends argued, whose side would you be on?
answer:
16.) Would you give me your myspace password?
answer:
17.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail?
answer:
18.) If I said I loved you would you say it back?
answer:
19.) How good do i look from 1-10?
answer:
20.) How do you feel about me?
answer:
21.) Have i ever made you smile?
answer:
22.) Want to spend the night with me?
answer:
23.) Would we just chill together?
answer:
24.) If you had an empty house would you call me to come over?
answer:
25.) Are you gonna repost this so i can reply?
answer:
MESSAGE THIS BACK TO ME!!!!
repost even if your taken!
If your a guy repost this with, "If I was your boyfriend"
If your a girl repost this with, "If I was your girlfriend"
Post by: ShyGuy on June 08, 2007, 05:00:12 PM
If Bill or Smoke39 answer this topic, delete your account
Post by: Bill Aurion on June 08, 2007, 05:41:07 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: UncleBob
1). How many times a day would you kiss me?
answer: How often do you brush your teeth?
2.) Would you hold me?
answer: How often do you bathe?
4.) Would you take me places?
answer: Only if you supply the gas money...
5.) Would you love me?
answer:
6.) Would you lie to me?
answer: Only if it didn't matter if I did...
7.) If I was sick what would you do?
answer: Write out a will and forge your signature...
8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends?
answer: Are they cute?
9.) Want to have a future with me?
answer: But I don't want to go back to the future!
10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them?
Answer: Pay attention in class and you won't have to ask for help with your math homework...
11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad?
answer: Better wear a suit...
12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out?
answer: *see above*
13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends?
answer: Are they cute?
14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do?
answer: I've got plenty of digging room in my backyard...
15.) If me and one of your friends argued, whose side would you be on?
answer: The one who's right...
16.) Would you give me your myspace password?
answer: Only emos use Myspace...Did you just insult me?
17.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail?
answer: I'd take it, change the password, and turn it into a Tingle fansite
18.) If I said I loved you would you say it back?
answer: Yeah, I'd feel guilty...
19.) How good do i look from 1-10?
answer: I'd rate it a 7.7......Oh wait, that's the Richter Scale...
20.) How do you feel about me?
answer: I'm really not that touchy-feely in the first place...
21.) Have i ever made you smile?
answer: No...
22.) Want to spend the night with me?
answer: If those cold feet of yours come onto my side of the bed again, I swear...
23.) Would we just chill together?
answer: Why? Is your heater broken?
24.) If you had an empty house would you call me to come over?
answer: If my house is empty, how would I call you?
25.) Are you gonna repost this so i can reply?
answer: Why else would I waste the time filling this out, you jerk!?
MESSAGE THIS BACK TO ME!!!! Geez, you're impatient...
repost even if your taken!
If your a guy repost this with, "If I was your boyfriend" Nah
If your a girl repost this with, "If I was your girlfriend"
Post by: Infernal Monkey on June 08, 2007, 06:55:06 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: UncleBob
1). How many times a day would you kiss me?
answer: penis
2.) Would you hold me?
answer: penis
4.) Would you take me places?
answer: penis
5.) Would you love me?
answer: penis
6.) Would you lie to me?
answer: only your penis
7.) If I was sick what would you do?
answer: penis
8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends?
answer: if they had a cooler penis
9.) Want to have a future with me?
answer: penis
10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them?
Answer: everything is solved with penis
11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad?
answer: pen-oh God no
12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out?
answer: penis
13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends?
answer: penises
14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do?
answer: penis
15.) If me and one of your friends argued, whose side would you be on?
answer: penis
16.) Would you give me your myspace password?
answer: it's 'penis'
17.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail?
answer: oh my no
18.) If I said I loved you would you say it back?
answer: penis
19.) How good do i look from 1-10?
answer: no photo of penis attached, dunno
20.) How do you feel about me?
answer: penis
21.) Have i ever made you smile?
answer: penis
22.) Want to spend the night with me?
answer: penis
23.) Would we just chill together?
answer: penis
24.) If you had an empty house would you call me to come over?
answer: penis
25.) Are you gonna repost this so i can reply?
answer: penis
MASSAGE THIS PENIS TO ME!!!!
repost even if your taken!
If your a guy repost this with, "penis"
If your a girl repost this with, "If I was a transexual"
Post by: Smoke39 on June 08, 2007, 07:30:56 PM
Post by: Arbok on June 08, 2007, 08:03:33 PM
Post by: Ceric on June 09, 2007, 04:18:37 AM
Quote
Originally posted by: UncleBob
1). How many times a day would you kiss me?
answer: 0
2.) Would you hold me?
answer: Touchy Feely, no. Now while having a seizure sure.
4.) Would you take me places?
answer: Sure as long as you don't mind walking and into debt.
5.) Would you love me?
answer: Love is a tricking thing.
6.) Would you lie to me?
answer: If you make me.
7.) If I was sick what would you do?
answer: Watch TV and Play videogames. Inbetween times giving you soup and checking if you have died yet I inventory your impressive Nintendo collection for "educational" purposes...
8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends?
answer: Are they a cute girl and have a larger Game product collection?
9.) Want to have a future with me?
answer: Does a Museum count?
10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them?
Answer: Sure because thats how I roll.(plus you in tend to have interesting problems that are solved by jury rigging)
11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad?
answer: On purpose, probably not. If it comes up sure.
12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out?
answer: Not so much.
13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends?
answer: Sure as long as they don't smell.
14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do?
answer: Laugh first, skin later.
15.) If me and one of your friends argued, whose side would you be on?
answer: How mad am I at you right then?
16.) Would you give me your myspace password?
answer:Sure... I just gave it to you.
17.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail?
answer: You bet. I also change some things to better reflect your true self.
18.) If I said I loved you would you say it back?
answer: Nope.
19.) How good do i look from 1-10?
answer: Where do paper bags rank?
20.) How do you feel about me?
answer: I'm still Jealous you have the Mobile Monitor and I don't...
21.) Have i ever made you smile?
answer: Sure.
22.) Want to spend the night with me?
answer: Like a sleepover right right...
23.) Would we just chill together?
answer: How could is it outside and what system we waiting for?
24.) If you had an empty house would you call me to come over?
answer: Sure. YOu could bring your collection to "move in"
25.) Are you gonna repost this so i can reply?
answer:Sure. Why not...
I hate to say but this is weird considering your a guy and all and I'm married but you know... :P
-Whatever it takes. All your hard work will be mine....
Post by: ShyGuy on June 09, 2007, 06:40:21 AM
Post by: EasyCure on June 09, 2007, 08:54:00 AM
Post by: Ceric on June 10, 2007, 04:40:14 AM
Post by: Infernal Monkey on June 10, 2007, 08:36:55 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: EasyCure
if you can smell it someones not washing properly and shouldnt be doing it "brokeback"
You just made me e-cringe.
Post by: EasyCure on June 11, 2007, 06:47:01 AM
Post by: Bill Aurion on June 11, 2007, 08:07:17 AM
Post by: EasyCure on June 12, 2007, 06:01:23 AM
