Post by: Kairon on May 10, 2007, 05:18:28 PM
Now there's Project WITCHES, which is a "third person tactical combat game" intended for the XBox 360, PC, and Wii.
Monsters? Medieval? Epic? Mature? Looks like it! But ARE Nintendo fanbois going to be happy with a game whose press release specifically boasts "sultry girls against satanic monsters?"
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Let yourself go in this dark medieval narrative and enjoy the contrast between sultry beauty and sinister horrors. Direct the beautiful but dangerous Gwen in a spectacular fight against hordes of repellent deformed creatures.
Maybe the topless men are all just part and parcel?
But anyways, imagine my shock upon discovering this (french-developed?) endeavor. I REALLY DO long for a good, dark, gratuitous, action game with satanic monsters for me to vanquish... I just hope that this title doesn't turn into vapourware... or worse yet, Escape from Bug Island.
Edit: Links not working? Could this be vaporware? a Prank? Whatever it is, click here!
Post by: Smoke39 on May 10, 2007, 05:31:24 PM
But then again, there are half-naked women.
Post by: wandering on May 10, 2007, 05:36:53 PM
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on May 10, 2007, 05:36:59 PM
Post by: Kairon on May 10, 2007, 05:38:14 PM
Looks like Gonintendo doesn't check their source that carefully huh?
Post by: Kairon on May 10, 2007, 05:39:59 PM
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This looks pretty terrible. But I'll probably rent it anyway because I love co-op. Remember that mediocre co-op GameCube game, the one where you fought the giant teddy bear? What was it called? I had a lot of fun playing that with friends.
OMG!
That was NOT MEDIOCRE!!! That was HUNTERR: THE RECKOPNING~! It had AMAZING voice acting and motion capture, and 4-player co-op! It... yeah... it was sorta poorly balanced because we got to a part that we couldn't beat and had to give up. But until then it was awesome!!!! How DARE you badmouth it! The voice acting was GGRREEAATT!!!
Post by: Dirk Temporo on May 10, 2007, 07:09:38 PM
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Post by: Kairon on May 10, 2007, 08:10:44 PM
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Post by: couchmonkey on May 11, 2007, 06:36:28 AM
This could be cool, the hot witches and satanic monsters don't bother me at all, it's crappy gameplay that worries me. I can't tell if this has that or not from a couple of screens.
Post by: Smash_Brother on May 11, 2007, 12:47:01 PM
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Originally posted by: couchmonkey
This could be cool, the hot witches and satanic monsters don't bother me at all, it's crappy gameplay that worries me.
Wiser words seldom spoken.
Also, the pictures are down.
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 11, 2007, 05:07:22 PM
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Post by: Bill Aurion on May 11, 2007, 11:55:58 PM
Post by: Terranigma Freak on May 12, 2007, 03:09:05 AM
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Look on the bright side. It's being made for 360, PC, and Wii. Which means no sh!tty PS2 port to Wii.
Yes, finally, someone notice this part of the info.
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This could be cool, the hot witches and satanic monsters don't bother me at all, it's crappy gameplay that worries me.
In the end, the gameplay is what we should be concerned with. Hopefully, this game will at least provide a decent hack and slash game for a few hours.
Post by: capamerica on May 12, 2007, 06:21:09 AM
Could be a good game, but its to early to tell.
I welcome any game with Scantily Clad Women to the Wii.
We need to kill the k!ddy image stuff
Post by: Smash_Brother on May 12, 2007, 10:08:38 AM
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Originally posted by: Terranigma Freak In the end, the gameplay is what we should be concerned with. Hopefully, this game will at least provide a decent hack and slash game for a few hours.
Well said.
I think a decent hack and slash is all we can hope for.
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Bill, you are the paragon of decency.
SB GOTS A NEW QUOTE!!!!11!!
Post by: ShyGuy on May 12, 2007, 10:18:23 AM
I know the truth. I've seen Bill's photobucket
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on May 12, 2007, 11:41:53 AM
Post by: KDR_11k on May 13, 2007, 01:01:11 AM
Post by: Smash_Brother on May 13, 2007, 05:14:34 AM
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Originally posted by: KDR_11k
Perhaps the demons carry weapons that would just slice though armor anyway?
Don't encourage this company.
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on May 13, 2007, 05:26:41 AM
Post by: Smash_Brother on May 13, 2007, 06:40:02 AM
The "armor-devoid midriff" cliche is tired and irritating, and totally illogical.
Besides, if it's mobility someone wants, strengthened leather armor was created for exactly such a purpose.
Games that attempt to sell on sex get my eternal thumbs down, period. Though, the guy is mostly naked too so at least they're being fair.
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 13, 2007, 07:12:56 AM
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Perhaps the demons carry weapons that would just slice though armor anyway?
Then why couldn't they put on a fur cloak or SOMETHING?
"Wearing full armor would be pointless, so let's DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE! NAKED TIME!"
Post by: Maverick on May 13, 2007, 07:45:26 AM
Armor is for wimps.
Post by: NWR_pap64 on May 13, 2007, 08:31:36 AM
If you are going to fight legions of dangerous enemies, you should cover yourself as well as possible.
Mortal Kombat Deception proved this. On Baraka's ending, he kills Mileena by slicing her in half through her exposed mid riff.
I was saying "Well if only she wore more armor she would've died later..."
