Some people have too much free time (and other stuff) on their hands...
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Post by: ShyGuy on May 02, 2007, 06:13:24 AM
ADAPTATION
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Post by: KDR_11k on May 02, 2007, 06:15:16 AM
The champion phallus from this Meller’s duck is a long, spiraling tentacle.
In other news the popularity of ducks in Japan suddently rose.
Title: RE: NSFW
Post by: nitsu niflheim on May 02, 2007, 07:49:28 AM
alien ducks... Howard the Duck.
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Post by: vudu on May 02, 2007, 07:57:18 AM
Quote A bird phallus is similar — but not identical — to a mammalian penis. Most of the time it remains invisible, curled up inside a bird’s body. During mating, however, it fills with lymphatic fluid and expands into a long, corkscrew shape. The bird’s sperm travels on the outside of the phallus, along a spiral-shaped groove, into the female bird.
Glad to hear I'm not the only one.
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Post by: that Baby guy on May 02, 2007, 09:34:16 AM
Quote Dr. Brennan was oblivious to bird phalluses until 1999
I wonder what event happened to make her more aware of bird phalluses? Anime Con?
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Post by: vudu on May 02, 2007, 09:58:11 AM
Quote Originally posted by: thatguy I wonder what event happened to make her more aware of bird phalluses? Anime Con?
Quote Dr. Brennan was oblivious to bird phalluses until 1999. While working in a Costa Rican forest, she observed a pair of birds called tinamous mating. “They became unattached, and I saw this huge thing hanging off of him,” she said. “I could not believe it. It became one of those questions I wrote down: why do these males have this huge phallus?”
Read the next sentence and maybe you'll find out. Jeez.
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Post by: nickmitch on May 02, 2007, 10:47:07 AM
I'll file this under "Stuff I really didn't need to know."
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Post by: Smoke39 on May 02, 2007, 01:26:57 PM
Ducks are weird. o:
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Post by: wandering on May 02, 2007, 03:12:28 PM
Quote Originally posted by: Smoke39 Ducks are weird. o:
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
Title: RE: NSFW
Post by: Smoke39 on May 02, 2007, 04:48:31 PM
Come on. I'm not as weird as a gnarly duck-phallus that falls off and grows back.
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Post by: that Baby guy on May 02, 2007, 04:55:13 PM
Vudu, come on, you know she was stalking those ducks. She's just too ashamed to admit she started out as a feathery(?).
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Post by: nitsu niflheim on May 03, 2007, 02:27:40 AM
must be like antlers
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Post by: vudu on May 03, 2007, 06:45:26 AM
Quote Originally posted by: Smoke39 Come on. I'm not as weird as a gnarly duck-phallus that falls off and grows back.
At least the duck doesn't pluck his wang.
Title: RE: NSFW
Post by: Smoke39 on May 03, 2007, 01:57:11 PM
One o'these days, vudu, you're gonna get sued for libel. o:<
