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Title: Nintendo World Report is brought to you today by...
Post by: Zach on March 31, 2007, 06:00:00 PM
Pheremone Reviews!!!

This is no joke, I clicked over to NWR and I got this page.  There is some poor language in here, but all I did was copy and paste.

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Overview:
This site was estblished to rate, review, and compare the various "Pheromone" products on the internet. I quote the word "pheromone" because not all of the products reviewed actually have pheromones. Yes, they are marketed as pheromone cologne + sprays, but not all of them are! If you're about to spend $20-$100 on something to help you get more snatch, you want it to work, assuming it arrives in the first place! Play your cards right and you could have a few months supply of "liquid panty remover" at your disposal for the price of a bad date. Purchase the wrong product and you're out of cash and at the same place you were before you tried the pheromones. The fact is that real pheromones do work! The problems is cutting through the hype to find out which ones are real and work, which ones are real and kinda work, and which ones are pure rip-off crap! That is exactly the purpose of this website, as I was in the same position you are in a few months back when I first heard about human sex pheromones. I wish there was a site like this, so I could have cut through the garbage, and just purchased the real deal. All in all, it was worth it, as I now know first hand what WORKS and what DOESN'T, and if you're like me, you would pay any reasonable dollar amount to know what can get you more ass! So anyway, here are my honest reviews:


It then goes into several reviews of different pheremone products, then it finishes with...

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Last Words :
As you can see, the differences in the pheromone products on the internet vary GREATLY. It's great to have science do something useful, like helping the average guy get laid! LOL. It sounded ridiculis that these "human sex pheromones" would be the key to getting more puss at first, but think about the guy that's with the HOT Girl you want, chances are he's about as average looking as can be, has a bland personality, isn't rich, and doesn't drive an 'expensive' car, yet he gets to eat that Hot Girl's Muffin whenever he wants. It seems to be a mystery why such a hot girl would want to be with him, but this is actually the norm, not the exception, i'm sure you see it everyday! Well recent science has shown that some guys just naturally produce more pheromones than others. And studies have shown that the pheromones can have a significant effect in "naturally attracting" females. Seems almost unfair, because guess who that hot girl you crave is going to choose subconciously? It's unfair because you can do everything in your power to get that girl to like you or to just get in her pants, but if some trash ball that's producing more pheromones naturally than you is also trying to get in her pants, she'll be going down on him while you're planning your next "move" on her. That's why I was so interested in pheromones, I'm not a complete sexaholic (yeah right), but I figure I should try and do everything I possibly can to get as much ass as I possibly can. If you're reading this, I'm sure you feel the same way. That's why I tried all these pheromone products, and since I know which ones worked for me and which ones ripped me off, I figure I should let everyone who visits my site know. It's my way of giving you some good info, getting back at the products that ripped me off, and thanking those that worked for me. As said above, I competely recommend Pherlure Pheromone Cologne, it's potent stuff that works. Athena Pheromones are good too, but they're pricier, don't come with a money-back guarantee like Pherlure, and aren't as effective as Pherlure, but they work to a degree so I can't say I don't recommend them. If you're in the United States, just go with Pherlure, trust me, you'll be thanking me later.


And we all thought that the true adds were bad,  seriously, even though I found it this pretty funny,  stuff like this does not look good to anybody going to NWR for the first time.

(I couldnt decide if this should go on the NWR thread or here, but after reading it I decided to put it here just based on content, have fun with this one guys)
   
Title: RE:Nintendo World Report is brought to you today by...
Post by: Khushrenada on March 31, 2007, 06:08:17 PM
This was mentioned in the NWR Discussion thread but no one ever posted what pheremone reviews were all about.

But, let me get this discussion going....


Won't someone please think of the children?!



EDIT: Actually, I just thought I'd re-quote this:

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I'm not a complete sexaholic (yeah right), but I figure I should try and do everything I possibly can to get as much ass as I possibly can. If you're reading this, I'm sure you feel the same way.


Do you feel this way?
Title: RE: Nintendo World Report is brought to you today by...
Post by: Smoke39 on March 31, 2007, 06:18:26 PM
No.  Why would I want more than one ass?  So I could defecate faster?
Title: RE: Nintendo World Report is brought to you today by...
Post by: Smash_Brother on March 31, 2007, 06:46:44 PM
I'd prefer to get tons of use out of one ass than one use out of tons of ass.
Title: RE:Nintendo World Report is brought to you today by...
Post by: Khushrenada on March 31, 2007, 06:48:23 PM
Just make sure to rotate the tires after 100,000 miles.



What in the..?