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Title: Before the Internet falls on top of me
Post by: Svevan on March 05, 2007, 10:40:43 PM: I want to document just how awful I've been.

February 2006: Low score for Shadow the Hedgehog
February 2006: High score for Chibi-Robo
May 2006: Middling impressions of Elebits at E3
May 2006: Negative impressions of Zelda at E3
Post E3 2006: Open letter to Nintendo about Zelda sucking
December 2006: ZELDA IS A 9.5 DUE TO SUCK
January 2007: Low score to Elebits due to suck
March 2007: Low score to Secret Rings due to suck

I hope that, somehow randomly, there are eight Sonic fans reading NWR right now and that is why my review already has eight posts. I hope that, by God's grace, there will only be eight responses when I wake up. Why doesn't Chris Kohler get lambasted for his opinions? I think he's just as guilty. In fact, let's tear Game/Life down from the top to the bottom, rip it to shreds and spit on it. DOWN WITH GAME/LIFE AND ITS UNFAIR OPINIONS ABOUT SUCKY GAMES!

"And he called to the Internet and the Web and said 'fall on me.'"
Title: RE:Before the Internet falls on top of me
Post by: Shift Key on March 05, 2007, 10:45:48 PM: I'm not a Sonic fan at all. I'm just querying your rationale for your comments.

Play that martyr card, boy. Play it fast!
Title: RE: Before the Internet falls on top of me
Post by: Mario on March 05, 2007, 10:48:22 PM: You've convinced me to get Secret Rings, thank you. I was previously going to buy food for my brother to live another week.
Title: RE:Before the Internet falls on top of me
Post by: Deguello on March 05, 2007, 10:56:13 PM
Title: RE:Before the Internet falls on top of me
Post by: Smoke39 on March 05, 2007, 11:21:40 PM: Don't cry, Svevy. I respect your opions about sucky games. D:
Title: RE: Before the Internet falls on top of me
Post by: oohhboy on March 05, 2007, 11:25:50 PM: OH GOD MY EYES
Title: RE: Before the Internet falls on top of me
Post by: NWR_pap64 on March 06, 2007, 01:03:09 AM: You haven't read the opinions at Go Nintendo, Evy...

And don't worry too much about it. You are just following NWR's practice of harshly reviewing decent/solid/good games because of certain issues.

"Not good enough, F--!"

I'm sure I am not the only one that has noticed that NWR has been uber bitchy about games and giving them the lowest score possible.
Title: RE: Before the Internet falls on top of me
Post by: ShyGuy on March 06, 2007, 03:12:56 AM: I respect Chris Kohler. He's much more likeable in his writings. Oh snap!
Title: RE: Before the Internet falls on top of me
Post by: Caliban on March 06, 2007, 03:52:36 AM: "February 2006: Low score for Shadow the Hedgehog
February 2006: High score for Chibi-Robo
...
December 2006: ZELDA IS A 9.5 DUE TO SUCK
January 2007: Low score to Elebits due to suck
March 2007: Low score to Secret Rings due to suck"

^Proof that some of the NWR staff have a deranged bias against third-party games.

I think it is self-explanatory that the NWR readers are just as overcritical on the NWR staff as they are on reviewing games. Fair enough I guess.
Title: RE:Before the Internet falls on top of me
Post by: segagamer12 on March 06, 2007, 04:43:03 AM: to be fair Id ont go by the reviews when decidied to geta game or not, I just buy what I like and if it diapoints oh well if it dont then cool. Id o read the reviews but even when NWR reviews make a agme I like osund bad I dont let it bother me. If its Sonic Ill enjoy it cuz its sonic.
Title: RE: Before the Internet falls on top of me
Post by: Svevan on March 06, 2007, 07:12:03 AM: Someone at GoNintendo called me a douche. This is a new high for me.
Title: RE: Before the Internet falls on top of me
Post by: Caliban on March 06, 2007, 07:15:44 AM: How much higher can you go...
Title: RE:Before the Internet falls on top of me
Post by: ShyGuy on March 06, 2007, 09:19:44 AM: Evan is the Robert Summa of NWR.
Title: RE: Before the Internet falls on top of me
Post by: Smash_Brother on March 06, 2007, 05:13:03 PM: I wouldn't worry too much about it. Yeah, I defended the game but I made my reasons clear.

However, I fully believe that you disliked the game and that the gameplay wasn't your thing. It was the control issues which I really didn't understand, as I had no issue with them myself (after a learning period, of course).