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Title: Ass Itch
Post by: MaryJane on February 18, 2007, 05:35:57 AM
My butt itches and I was trying to think of why. There's no bug bite, there's no dust, nothing, it just itches...

possible causes?
Title: RE: Ass Itch
Post by: Bill Aurion on February 18, 2007, 05:44:44 AM
Your butt is chock-full of dead skin cells...

Either that or your butt is reacting to your detergent or some other chemical in your pants...
Title: RE: Ass Itch
Post by: ViewtifulJoe on February 18, 2007, 07:14:26 AM
is it your butt or your ass hole?
Title: RE: Ass Itch
Post by: KDR_11k on February 18, 2007, 07:16:10 AM
You're using too much lipstick on it.
Title: RE:Ass Itch
Post by: ShyGuy on February 18, 2007, 07:23:43 AM
You're a dirty hippie?  
Title: RE:Ass Itch
Post by: NWR_pap64 on February 18, 2007, 07:38:11 AM
Have you tried using this?

Title: RE: Ass Itch
Post by: KDR_11k on February 18, 2007, 07:51:44 AM
Dude, Preparation H is to be applied with tentacles only. And of course it's only meant for use on lolis.
Title: RE:Ass Itch
Post by: MaryJane on February 18, 2007, 12:24:30 PM
O.K I tried the preperation H and tentacles, but it still itches, maybe cuz i'm not a loli?

Quick, Bill HELP!!
Title: RE:Ass Itch
Post by: Bill Aurion on February 18, 2007, 12:38:22 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: KDR_11k
Dude, Preparation H is to be applied with tentacles only. And of course it's only meant for use on lolis.



The only thing you can do now is get a butt transplant...Good luck with that!
Title: RE: Ass Itch
Post by: vudu on February 18, 2007, 12:43:26 PM
I hate writing stuff, it is so stupid
What's my problem today?
Maybe I'm depressed,
Maybe I'm not listening to what comes out my pen

Pain ... Pain ... Pain ...
Title: RE:Ass Itch
Post by: Mysticspike on February 18, 2007, 04:08:01 PM
this thread is discusting.
Title: RE:Ass Itch
Post by: NWR_pap64 on February 18, 2007, 04:17:00 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: mysticspike
this thread is discusting.


Welcome to the internet, where crassness abounds and perverts are its king!  
Title: RE:Ass Itch
Post by: Mysticspike on February 18, 2007, 04:29:10 PM
blooouuuugh!

great now i have to wash my toilet.................. *under breath* and my ass
Title: RE: Ass Itch
Post by: BranDonk Kong on February 18, 2007, 04:56:30 PM
Take a shower, sounds like you've got a buildup of dirty ass-grease.
Title: RE: Ass Itch
Post by: Invincible Donkey Kong on February 18, 2007, 06:35:45 PM
It sounds like someone is just ASKING for a punt to the rear.
Title: RE:Ass Itch
Post by: MaryJane on February 19, 2007, 12:55:33 AM
A shower... why didn't I think of that? I'm probably going to lose the smell of gin and camels I picked up from that hooker last week though...
Title: RE: Ass Itch
Post by: Rhoq on February 19, 2007, 01:14:38 AM
STD?
Title: RE:Ass Itch
Post by: MaryJane on February 19, 2007, 03:50:25 AM
My poop shoot is exit only!! Besides the itch isn't in or on the hole, it's on the curve leading up to it
Title: RE:Ass Itch
Post by: Nick DiMola on February 19, 2007, 03:59:08 AM
Quote
Originally posted by: vudu
I hate writing stuff, it is so stupid
What's my problem today?
Maybe I'm depressed,
Maybe I'm not listening to what comes out my pen

Pain ... Pain ... Pain ...


Glad someone wrote out the right response here.
Title: RE:Ass Itch
Post by: Mysticspike on February 19, 2007, 04:28:17 PM
this is so wrong its putting ME in pain.. come on get rid of the itch and let this be over already!
Title: RE: Ass Itch
Post by: ViewtifulJoe on February 19, 2007, 04:48:46 PM
........i need to invest in a shitzu
Title: RE:Ass Itch
Post by: Mysticspike on February 19, 2007, 05:03:49 PM
that was off topic. oh well, maybe i need to too
Title: RE: Ass Itch
Post by: oohhboy on February 19, 2007, 10:22:45 PM
Nappy rash?