Post by: JonLeung on February 06, 2007, 07:46:36 AM
I'll start with one everyone knows anyway.
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"Soylent Green is people!" o_0
Post by: couchmonkey on February 06, 2007, 07:56:05 AM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on February 06, 2007, 08:00:01 AM
Post by: KnowsNothing on February 06, 2007, 08:25:11 AM
*sigh*
Post by: ShyGuy on February 06, 2007, 08:30:18 AM
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on February 06, 2007, 08:56:55 AM
Post by: IceCold on February 06, 2007, 09:01:24 AM
Post by: KnowsNothing on February 06, 2007, 09:01:44 AM
Worst ending line I've ever heard. If the movie was otherwise good, I would say this line RUINED THE WHOLE MOVIE.
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on February 06, 2007, 09:03:52 AM
Post by: Smoke39 on February 06, 2007, 09:06:11 AM
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on February 06, 2007, 09:10:32 AM
Post by: IceCold on February 06, 2007, 09:14:57 AM
QuoteToo bad it wasn't. At all. Talk about bloated.
Worst ending line I've ever heard. If the movie was otherwise good, I would say this line RUINED THE WHOLE MOVIE.
Post by: JonLeung on February 06, 2007, 09:54:40 AM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on February 06, 2007, 09:56:59 AM
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Originally posted by: IceColdQuoteToo bad it wasn't. At all. Talk about bloated.
Worst ending line I've ever heard. If the movie was otherwise good, I would say this line RUINED THE WHOLE MOVIE.
I support this message.
Post by: Mysticspike on February 06, 2007, 10:05:25 AM
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Originally posted by: JonLeung
segagamer is really animecyberrat!
JonLeung is really segagamer
Post by: segagamer12 on February 06, 2007, 10:41:31 AM
Post by: Mysticspike on February 06, 2007, 10:51:36 AM
Post by: Garnee on February 06, 2007, 12:25:55 PM
Post by: Mysticspike on February 06, 2007, 12:34:00 PM
thank you all. now what were we talking about?
Post by: JonLeung on February 06, 2007, 03:26:29 PM
QuoteI thought I was couchmonkey.
Originally posted by: mysticspike
but animecyebrrat is really wandering and segagamer is animecyebrrat and JonLeung is segagamer, and..... aaaahhhhh! ur all wandering! i knew something was fishy! that cat breath!
The Planet Of The Apes is really Earth!
Post by: Khushrenada on February 06, 2007, 04:04:21 PM
Post by: NWR_pap64 on February 06, 2007, 05:22:58 PM
Midna is really the Twilight Princess, and is actually a powerful princess that was turned into an imp.
Angela was the killer and she was really a boy!
And finally, Smash_Brother is really...ME!
Post by: Zach on February 06, 2007, 06:06:01 PM
Post by: KDR_11k on February 07, 2007, 01:05:15 AM
I'm surprised that wasn't the first thing people posted.
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on February 07, 2007, 02:43:51 AM
Post by: KDR_11k on February 07, 2007, 04:31:22 AM
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on February 07, 2007, 05:08:15 AM
Post by: mantidor on February 07, 2007, 02:21:19 PM
Post by: matt oz on February 07, 2007, 03:19:31 PM
Post by: KDR_11k on February 07, 2007, 09:28:42 PM
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Originally posted by: matt oz
Bruce Willis was dead the whole time!!!!
Well, he certainly acts like it.
Post by: 18 Days on February 07, 2007, 10:11:01 PM
Post by: JonLeung on February 08, 2007, 01:37:51 AM
Post by: Spak-Spang on February 08, 2007, 02:03:42 AM
Clue it was the Butler that killed everyone.
The Evil Council is from Outer Space, and FRENCH!!!
A little boy and mini-zilla (sp?) stop the humans and Godzilla from fighting each other and Godzilla forgives the humans and walks away into the water in peace.
Post by: Smash_Brother on February 08, 2007, 07:04:23 AM
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Originally posted by: Spak-Spang
The Evil Council is from Outer Space, and FRENCH!!!
Awesome.
Liberacce was gay
I'm really NWR staff
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on February 08, 2007, 07:25:48 AM
Post by: vudu on February 08, 2007, 07:26:09 AM
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on February 08, 2007, 07:47:57 AM
Post by: Ceric on February 08, 2007, 08:17:57 AM
The hero in Metroid is a Girl!
SMB2 was all a dream brought on by Mario playing Doki Doki Panic.
As was Alien 3.
Now for the Kickers:
Aunt Jemima is no ones Aunt.
Mr. Rogers is the Winner.
Post by: matt oz on February 10, 2007, 06:19:23 PM
Post by: Nick DiMola on February 11, 2007, 03:30:01 AM
Post by: JonLeung on February 12, 2007, 06:45:40 AM
And if you don't like him, kids, don't worry...OPTIMUS PRIME WILL RETURN.
Post by: KDR_11k on February 12, 2007, 07:00:15 AM
Post by: JonLeung on February 12, 2007, 07:15:00 AM
Post by: wandering on February 12, 2007, 12:48:33 PM
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Clue it was the Butler that killed everyone.
What? It was Miss Peacock!
Post by: JonLeung on February 14, 2007, 04:44:39 AM
Post by: Bill Aurion on February 14, 2007, 05:59:17 AM
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Originally posted by: wanderingQuote
Clue it was the Butler that killed everyone.
What? It was Miss Peacock!
False ending!
Post by: KDR_11k on February 14, 2007, 07:24:04 AM
Post by: Mysticspike on February 14, 2007, 02:14:40 PM
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Originally posted by: JonLeungQuoteI thought I was couchmonkey.q]
Originally posted by: mysticspike
but animecyebrrat is really wandering and segagamer is animecyebrrat and JonLeung is segagamer, and..... aaaahhhhh! ur all wandering! i knew something was fishy! that cat breath!
another wandering, then.....
Post by: NWR_pap64 on February 17, 2007, 04:33:54 PM
Smash_Brother is in reality...A REALLY SMART GORILLA!
He's my pet gorilla, actually. I taught him how to use a laptop and make really convincing arguments on online forums! He is an excellent Smash Bros. player too!
Here's a pic:
Post by: Smash_Brother on February 17, 2007, 04:38:02 PM
Post by: Bloodworth on February 17, 2007, 04:41:17 PM
Post by: vudu on February 17, 2007, 05:26:40 PM
Post by: Ceric on February 18, 2007, 02:00:44 PM
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Originally posted by: JonLeung
I mostly put that there because apparently many (North) American kids were horrified and traumatized at Optimus Prime's death in the film (iconic characters dying in animated films was a new concept in the mid-1980s, I guess), so in the European release, at the end of the credits, it said "OPTIMUS PRIME WILL RETURN" so that the European kids wouldn't be locking themselves in their room for a week like (North) American kids supposedly did.
...and the people who were writing the script and developing the movie didn't even realize how much kids liked the characters. They were truly surprised that anybody cared that Optimus died. I found that surprising. I mean they must have been totally out of touch with the fanbase.
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on February 19, 2007, 03:47:09 AM
Post by: couchmonkey on February 19, 2007, 04:29:53 AM
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Originally posted by: CericQuote
Originally posted by: JonLeung
I mostly put that there because apparently many (North) American kids were horrified and traumatized at Optimus Prime's death in the film (iconic characters dying in animated films was a new concept in the mid-1980s, I guess), so in the European release, at the end of the credits, it said "OPTIMUS PRIME WILL RETURN" so that the European kids wouldn't be locking themselves in their room for a week like (North) American kids supposedly did.
...and the people who were writing the script and developing the movie didn't even realize how much kids liked the characters. They were truly surprised that anybody cared that Optimus died. I found that surprising. I mean they must have been totally out of touch with the fanbase.
Yeah, I found all the deaths pretty traumatic, Optimus being the worst because he's all grotty and battle damaged. I got over it by the end though, I thought Rodimus Prime was totally awesome. When I saw the movie again last year, I was surprised at how one-sided the opening battle is, it doesn't really make sense - after years of stalemates, suddenly the Decipticons manage to kill like a dozen G1 Autobots.
Edit: Oogey Boogey is just a sack full of bugs.
Post by: KDR_11k on February 19, 2007, 05:13:46 AM
Post by: BranDonk Kong on February 19, 2007, 06:08:20 AM
Post by: vudu on February 19, 2007, 06:50:27 AM
Post by: Smash_Brother on February 19, 2007, 06:56:51 AM
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on February 19, 2007, 07:21:55 AM
Post by: NWR_pap64 on February 19, 2007, 07:34:10 AM
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Originally posted by: Smash_Brother
"The Departed" was a remake of a Chinese movie called "Infernal Affair".
Is that the one where the Chinese police had a mole inside the mafia headquarters and vice versa and it was confusing as hell because everyone looked the same?
Post by: Smash_Brother on February 19, 2007, 08:35:43 AM
Post by: NWR_pap64 on February 19, 2007, 09:08:37 AM
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Originally posted by: Smash_Brother
Correct and racist.
Hey, I'm latino. I can get away with it...
Post by: Smash_Brother on February 19, 2007, 09:10:13 AM
Post by: vudu on February 19, 2007, 09:23:25 AM
QuoteNo you can't. You can get away with saying all Latinos look alike.
Originally posted by: pap64
Hey, I'm latino. I can get away with it...
Is it okay if an African-American calls a homosexual derogatory terms and then says hey, I'm black. I can get away with it...?
Post by: Smash_Brother on February 19, 2007, 10:11:41 AM
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Originally posted by: vudu Is it okay if an African-American calls a homosexual derogatory terms and then says hey, I'm black. I can get away with it...?
"Homosexual" isn't a race: it's a lifestyle choice.
And way to take a joke and just smother it with unneeded seriousness. Pap sure as hell wasn't serious and neither was I.
Post by: NWR_pap64 on February 19, 2007, 10:28:50 AM
First, all of the characters had similar hairstyles. Second, they all wore black suits and third they had similar facial structures.
I've seen other Asian movies and series and I can tell who's who because they are individual enough. This movie simply took itself way too seriously when they wanted to mess with the audience's mind.
Post by: BranDonk Kong on February 19, 2007, 03:50:21 PM
Post by: Smash_Brother on February 19, 2007, 03:52:59 PM
Also, I should add that, although I'm Italian, if you give five Italian guys the same greaser hairstyle, I couldn't tell them apart in a movie either.
Post by: wandering on February 19, 2007, 04:57:56 PM
...What do you mean I can't say that? DOUBLE STANDARD. REVERSE RACISM. THE OPPRESSION OF WHITE CHRISTIAN MALES MUST END.
Post by: that Baby guy on July 17, 2007, 09:08:58 AM
Harry is a horcrux, on accident, though.
The Deathly Hallows are powerful wizarding items, and we've seen them all already. Harry is the only one to own all three at the same time, though only in this book.
Dumbledore is ashamed of his past
Hedwig dies
Moody dies
Dobby dies
Fred dies
Percy reunites with his family
Scrimgeour dies during the wedding
Lupin dies
Wormtail dies, by his own silver hand
Harry's wand breaks
Harry thinks he dies for a little while
Harry ends it by casting the same spell he casts against Voldemort in book four, which reflects Voldemort's spell, killing Voldemort
Harry and Ginny get married, have three kids, Lilly, James, and Albus
Ron and Hermione get married and have two, IIRC. The names are unique
Snape is good
Post by: ShyGuy on July 17, 2007, 09:31:41 AM
Bruce Willis was a ghost
Samuel L. Jackson was a super villian
The aliens are vulnerable to water
The village is actually in modern times
The chosen people were all wrong.
Post by: vudu on July 17, 2007, 09:39:11 AM
EDIT: Oh yeah, and it's all a dream
Post by: Nick DiMola on July 17, 2007, 09:43:32 AM
Post by: vudu on July 17, 2007, 09:47:36 AM
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Originally posted by: Mr. Jack
Lois Einhorn is Ray Finkle.
QuoteHow come you're always spoiling bad comedies targeted towards teenagers?
Originally posted by: Mr. Jack
Finch does Stifler's Mom
Post by: Nick DiMola on July 17, 2007, 09:53:03 AM
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Originally posted by: Mr. Jack
Bruce Willis is dead in 6th Sense
Don't forget that one! That one's just a bad Drama/Horror movie targeted at adults. The spoiling of terrible movies continues!
Post by: Caliban on July 17, 2007, 03:59:40 PM
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Originally posted by: ShyGuy
The aliens are vulnerable to water
Which aliens?
Post by: that Baby guy on July 17, 2007, 04:01:42 PM
Post by: Caliban on July 17, 2007, 04:05:26 PM
Post by: Athrun Zala on July 20, 2007, 12:15:41 PM
Post by: NWR_insanolord on March 18, 2010, 09:29:01 PM
Soylent Green is made out of people.
The planet in Planet of the Apes is Earth.
The baby Metroid sacrifices itself so that Samus can kill Mother Brain.
Post by: Mop it up on March 18, 2010, 09:29:51 PM
Post by: Urkel on March 18, 2010, 09:40:55 PM
SCOTT SHELBY IS THE ORIGAMI KILLER
SCOTT SHELBY IS THE ORIGAMI KILLER
SCOTT SHELBY IS THE ORIGAMI KILLER
SCOTT SHELBY IS THE ORIGAMI KILLER
SCOTT SHELBY IS THE ORIGAMI KILLER
SCOTT SHELBY IS THE ORIGAMI KILLER
SCOTT SHELBY IS THE ORIGAMI KILLER
SCOTT SHELBY IS THE ORIGAMI KILLER
SCOTT SHELBY IS THE ORIGAMI KILLER
SCOTT SHELBY IS THE ORIGAMI KILLER
SCOTT SHELBY IS THE ORIGAMI KILLER
SCOTT SHELBY IS THE ORIGAMI KILLER
SCOTT SHELBY IS THE ORIGAMI KILLER
SCOTT SHELBY IS THE ORIGAMI KILLER
SCOTT SHELBY IS THE ORIGAMI KILLER
SCOTT SHELBY IS THE ORIGAMI KILLER
SCOTT SHELBY IS THE ORIGAMI KILLER
SCOTT SHELBY IS THE ORIGAMI KILLER
SCOTT SHELBY IS THE ORIGAMI KILLER
Post by: BeautifulShy on March 18, 2010, 09:41:58 PM
Organic is not as natural as one would believe.
Umbrella Corperation is responsible for the T-Virus Outbreak in Resident Evil.
Sonic is in Super Smash Bros Brawl.
Post by: ShyGuy on March 18, 2010, 09:49:46 PM
Post by: stevey on March 18, 2010, 10:06:45 PM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 18, 2010, 10:13:15 PM
The Box is really a movie about aliens
The cake is a lie, but it's a delicious white lie, so it's ok.
2012 the movie is an accurate documentation of history from an alternate future universe.
It didn't happen that way in our existence since we never actually harvested energy directly from the earths molten core.
Post by: vudu on March 18, 2010, 10:17:17 PM
In fact, it's first spoiler is also regarding the contents of soylent green.
Post by: Shaymin on March 18, 2010, 10:19:00 PM
If he says "All tasks at hand have been cleared", it WILL get worse.
Post by: Urkel on March 18, 2010, 10:24:30 PM
No, really, that's the twist.
Post by: NWR_insanolord on March 18, 2010, 10:26:44 PM
We already have one of these threads, chumps. (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=19736.0)
In fact, it's first spoiler is also regarding the contents of soylent green.
I had a post ready, but then I decided I didn't want to insult you two posts in a row.
Post by: vudu on March 18, 2010, 10:30:44 PM
Post by: NWR_insanolord on March 18, 2010, 10:33:45 PM
Post by: Mop it up on March 18, 2010, 10:34:48 PM
Post by: that Baby guy on March 18, 2010, 11:29:52 PM
Hurley has different numbers.
Vincent lives.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 18, 2010, 11:35:12 PM
The aliens are vulnerable to water
Which aliens?
Mexicans, Canadians, you know, anyone not actually residing in the states...
LOL
Post by: nickmitch on March 19, 2010, 03:13:06 PM
Post by: Halbred on March 19, 2010, 05:48:12 PM
You're Andrew Ryan's SON.
Alice kills the Jabberwock with the Vorpol sword.
The cake is a lie.
Post by: NWR_insanolord on March 19, 2010, 06:19:52 PM
Post by: vudu on March 19, 2010, 06:30:06 PM
You're Andrew Ryan's SON.
Does this mean I can take Bioshock off my to-play list?
Post by: Halbred on March 19, 2010, 06:35:13 PM
Post by: ThePerm on March 19, 2010, 07:09:51 PM
Post by: Mop it up on March 19, 2010, 07:48:47 PM
Next step: combine the threads.Called it. What's my prize?
Post by: that Baby guy on March 19, 2010, 10:11:50 PM
Post by: NWR_insanolord on March 23, 2010, 01:11:26 AM
Post by: BeautifulShy on March 23, 2010, 01:23:14 PM
