Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: Zach on December 03, 2006, 09:26:20 AM
Title: BOYCOTT!!! (miniscule TP spoiler inside)
Post by: Zach on December 03, 2006, 09:26:20 AM
IF YOUR SMART; BOYCOTT MALO-MART!!!!
I hear their large store and low low prices are destroying small business in castle town!!
Also, their workers are underpaid, and mistreated (They sure as heck cant enjoy dancing all day to that annoying repetitive music. Personally I cant stand it just going in there to buy something)
Its an empire I tells ya! Malo-Mart is trying to take over the world!!
Title: RE: BOYCOTT!!! (miniscule TP spoiler inside)
Post by: Ceric on December 03, 2006, 09:48:19 AM
Like Gamestop.
Title: RE: BOYCOTT!!! (miniscule TP spoiler inside)
Post by: Zach on December 03, 2006, 09:51:21 AM
Well, that works, but I was thinking about another real life store that has the suffix "MART"
Title: RE: BOYCOTT!!! (miniscule TP spoiler inside)
Post by: SgtShiversBen on December 03, 2006, 10:09:08 AM
K-Mart?
Title: RE: BOYCOTT!!! (miniscule TP spoiler inside)
Post by: Zach on December 03, 2006, 10:23:13 AM
How did I know somebody was gonna be a smart@ss and say K-mart?
Probably because I would have done the same thing.
Title: RE:BOYCOTT!!! (miniscule TP spoiler inside)
Post by: Crimm on December 03, 2006, 10:32:25 AM
I have spent two minutes trying to type up that "song" in text form. There are NES themes easier than this.
Title: RE: BOYCOTT!!! (miniscule TP spoiler inside)
Post by: Bill Aurion on December 03, 2006, 10:39:23 AM
Malo is a big jerkface in the first place...Link goes around saving his sorry behind only to charge him insane prices for goods that should given to him for free...
Title: RE:BOYCOTT!!! (miniscule TP spoiler inside)
Post by: Svevan on December 03, 2006, 12:48:15 PM
Malo is my favorite character in this Zelda.
Title: RE:BOYCOTT!!! (miniscule TP spoiler inside)
Post by: Crimm on December 03, 2006, 01:05:34 PM
I'd rate Malo just behind the guy with the horn on his head at the Castle Town location, Hena (her shop alone is awesome), and Princess Agatha.
More clerks should moonwalk.
Title: RE: BOYCOTT!!! (miniscule TP spoiler inside)
Post by: ThePerm on December 03, 2006, 07:27:43 PM
yeah, malo is mal, he gives you this super badass looking armor, which takes your money FAST, where does it go, i bet malo's store!
