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Title: Official: Matt Casamassina Funhouse Thread.
Post by: Ceric on October 31, 2006, 10:18:53 AM
We talk about every little thing he does anyway.  Its time to compile.

(Using Google to Search PGC w/ his full name)
Jonny Interviews Matt C
"State of GameCube" Response"
IGN Cube Crashes Majesco's Party
Matt says Delay
Mailbag: April 1, 2002
A Tale of Three E3s - E3 2000: A Whole New World
Conker Pukes us into 2001
Revolution Dev Kit Details Uncovered
Partying Nintendo Style!
Battalion Wars Rolls Out
Nintendo: The Problems, The Plans and The Future
New GameCube Discoveres
GameCube FAQ - Release Date & Pricing Information
Ding-Dong! I'm WRONG!!!
EDITORIAL: The HD Debacle
My Revolution Conspiracy Theory
MoSys: Revolution Launching in Mid-2006
Thursday-aton!
A Launch Date With Joanna

There you have it.  More to come when I'm really bored.
 
Title: RE: Official: Matt Casamassina Funhouse Thread.
Post by: NWR_pap64 on October 31, 2006, 10:26:40 AM
He doesn't like Wiisports...
He's ugly...
He works for IGN...
Title: RE:Official: Matt Casamassina Funhouse Thread.
Post by: Smoke39 on October 31, 2006, 10:32:06 AM
Quote

Originally posted by: pap64
He doesn't like Wiisports...

He likes bowling!
All I really care about, though, is boxing.
Title: RE: Official: Matt Casamassina Funhouse Thread.
Post by: couchmonkey on October 31, 2006, 10:37:49 AM
Well, so far today:

9:00 AM: Matt leaves his apartment (the shades were drawn so I couldn't tell what he did up to that point)
9:20 AM: Matt stops at the Starbucks at 12th and 22nd and orders a White Chocolate Mocha, something he only does after having a fight with his significant other the night before.
9:45 AM: Matt arrives at the office.  Surveillance is hampered because security recognizes me now but my directional microphone captures a few snippets.
10:00 AM: Matt complains about hemmoroids to an unidentified coworker.
10:30 AM: Matt playtests some Wii games.
12:30 PM: Matt and Bozon go to lunch at the local Hooters.
12:55 PM: Matt orders soup (couldn't catch what kind) and Steamed Clams.
1:00 PM: I was kicked out of the restaurant after attempting to slip a roofie into Matt's water.

At this point I lost track of him, I think he slipped past me, so I will probably head back to the IGN office shortly.
Title: RE: Official: Matt Casamassina Funhouse Thread
Post by: Ceric on October 31, 2006, 10:41:47 AM
Bad Stalker... You have his Clone/Decoy.  He's demoing Zelda today.
Title: RE:Official: Matt Casamassina Funhouse Thread
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on October 31, 2006, 11:14:02 AM
Now that's some fine investigative journalism.

Uh oh!  New (old) site name Confirmed?
Title: RE: Official: Matt Casamassina Funhouse Thread
Post by: Pryopizm on October 31, 2006, 12:17:42 PM
Jonny's gone full circle!
Title: RE: Official: Matt Casamassina Funhouse Thread
Post by: Ceric on October 31, 2006, 12:19:55 PM
Jonny go down in a circle.  ...  Jonny Go down like a burning flame in the sky.
Title: RE: Official: Matt Casamassina Funhouse Thread
Post by: Pryopizm on October 31, 2006, 12:27:20 PM
Jonny is the focus of many a song.  Don't you know that he is a shooting star?

And all the world will love him just as long...just as long as he...uh...are.
Title: RE: Official: Matt Casamassina Funhouse Thread
Post by: NWR_DrewMG on November 01, 2006, 02:34:28 AM
I liked his first album, but his new material is derivative.  
Title: RE:Official: Matt Casamassina Funhouse Thread
Post by: couchmonkey on November 01, 2006, 06:22:06 AM
Quote

Originally posted by: Ceric
Bad Stalker... You have his Clone/Decoy.  He's demoing Zelda today.


I was just trying to weed out the REAL stalker.  Ceric did it in the Parlour with the Revolver!
Title: RE: Official: Matt Casamassina Funhouse Thread
Post by: Ceric on November 01, 2006, 07:07:50 AM
Nooo...*jumps into small car*