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Title: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: UncleBob on October 20, 2006, 03:28:06 PM
All the effort I've went through to play Wii early and I missed my chance last week!

Last week, there was a Wal*Mart vendor's fair.  I might have been able to go to it if I had attempted to make an effort to go, but, it was never offered as something I could do and, well, bleh.

Today, my XM Radio rep came in and when I said something about possibly setting up a demo table sometime the weekend of the 17th-19th because of the new video game systems coming out and that all the techophiles would be out then, she mentioned that they had "Nintendo's Wii" at the vendor fair!  I'm so ticked off..

Anywhoo, apparently, from what she was telling me, it was a *huge* hit with everyone who was there.  Which wasn't me.  I'm going to go kill myself now.
Title: RE: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: Shecky on October 20, 2006, 03:33:04 PM
I'm not sure I follow this rambling, but clearly your calling is killing 60 innocent topics and bumping old threads.  If you can't accept that it's not our fault...
Title: RE: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: Bill Aurion on October 20, 2006, 03:33:21 PM
The experience will be that much more sweet if you wait and play it for the first time when you purchase your Wii, trust me...
Title: RE: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: UncleBob on October 20, 2006, 03:47:27 PM
I sent a message to my old DM to see if her area was going to be having a Vendor Fair anytime soon.  I just got off the phone with her and found out that, no, she isn't, but she got to play Wii down in Bentonville a few months ago.

She is not a gamer.

She plans on getting a Wii.  Dude, she was going on and on about how cool it was and how she loved the baseball and tennis, but "sucked at the driving game" (not sure which game this was).  Meanwhile, I wanted to smack her upside the head for bragging about how cool playing Wii was when I'm sitting here crying because I missed my chance at playing it early.
Title: RE: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: Kairon on October 20, 2006, 05:25:28 PM
Bump a couple old threads. Soon you'll feel right as rain.

~Carmine M. Red
Kairon@aol.com
Title: RE: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: UncleBob on October 20, 2006, 05:36:47 PM
How did I get this reputation of bumping old threads?  I've bumped, what, three, maybe four in my life?  I'm so abused.
Title: RE:Why my life is meaningless
Post by: Zach on October 20, 2006, 06:07:32 PM
Seems you have Super to thank for that reputation, not to mention all of us who wont let that thread die.
Title: RE: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: IceCold on October 20, 2006, 09:18:17 PM
Perm is worse..
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She plans on getting a Wii. Dude, she was going on and on about how cool it was and how she loved the baseball and tennis, but "sucked at the driving game" (not sure which game this was). Meanwhile, I wanted to smack her upside the head for bragging about how cool playing Wii was when I'm sitting here crying because I missed my chance at playing it early.
Probably Excite Truck.. that's amazing, though..
Title: RE: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: KDR_11k on October 20, 2006, 10:25:10 PM
Yeah, your life is meaningless because you aren't an obedient consumer whore.
Title: RE:Why my life is meaningless
Post by: UncleBob on October 21, 2006, 05:15:04 AM
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Originally posted by: KDR_11k
Yeah, your life is meaningless because you aren't an obedient consumer whore.


I know.

Nintendo, I have failed you.
Title: RE:Why my life is meaningless
Post by: vudu on October 21, 2006, 05:45:25 AM
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Originally posted by: UncleBob
How did I get this reputation of bumping old threads?  I've bumped, what, three, maybe four in my life?  I'm so abused.
It's not the number of threads you've bumped; it's the times you've bumped said threads.  For example, you've bumped this thread no less than six times.
Title: RE: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: Dirk Temporo on October 21, 2006, 09:51:16 AM
My life is meaningless because I missed Kaiju Big Battel last night. Don't feel bad.
Title: RE:Why my life is meaningless
Post by: Caliban on October 21, 2006, 11:55:20 AM
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Originally posted by: UncleBob
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Originally posted by: KDR_11k
Yeah, your life is meaningless because you aren't an obedient consumer whore.


I know.

Nintendo, I have failed you.


You're still an attention whore. Just kidding.
Title: RE:Why my life is meaningless
Post by: UncleBob on October 21, 2006, 01:36:15 PM
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Originally posted by: Caliban
You're still an attention whore.



ARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH! - Karl

Now I'm an attention whore.
Title: RE: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: Caliban on October 21, 2006, 04:35:02 PM
LMAO!

Note: You could get banned for that picture, just like someone was with the tubgirl incident lol.
Title: RE: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: UncleBob on October 21, 2006, 05:04:07 PM
That picture isn't offensive... you can see that on a public street...
Title: RE: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: Smoke39 on October 21, 2006, 05:07:31 PM
I'm offended.
Title: RE: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: UncleBob on October 21, 2006, 05:22:11 PM
Dude, that isn't offensive.  I'm offended that it was removed.  There's nothing wrong with showing some hairy man-nipple now and then.
Title: RE: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: Karl Castaneda #2 on October 21, 2006, 05:39:36 PM
I'm offended that you're offended.
Title: RE:Why my life is meaningless
Post by: Kairon on October 21, 2006, 06:26:14 PM
That was a NIPPLE?!?!?!

I though it was a pimple...

~Carmine M. Red
Kairon@aol.com
Title: RE: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on October 21, 2006, 06:42:38 PM
Donkey Kong lacks nipples.
Title: RE: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: Caliban on October 21, 2006, 07:22:57 PM
UncleBob > Told you so.

Professional 666 > Daisy lacks nipples.
Title: RE:Why my life is meaningless
Post by: Smash_Brother on October 21, 2006, 10:02:42 PM
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Originally posted by: Professional 666
Donkey Kong lacks nipples.


And Capt. Falcon doesn't.
Title: RE:Why my life is meaningless
Post by: UncleBob on October 22, 2006, 04:35:06 AM
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Originally posted by: ViewtifulGamer
I'm offended that you're offended.


There is nothing wrong with man-nipples.  They're a part of who I am.  If you can't accept my man-nipples, then you can't accept me.

(P.S. you have man-nipples too)
Title: RE: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: Karl Castaneda #2 on October 22, 2006, 06:52:42 AM
Okay, this is just getting weird. Moving to the Funhouse...
Title: RE: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: UncleBob on October 22, 2006, 01:41:08 PM
Well, the original point of this thread was to talk about how non-gamers were reacting to getting to play Wii.  I can't help it if the topic natually evolved to my hairy man-nipples.

So, since this is now in the funhouse, can I have my man-nipple picture back?
Title: RE: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: Caliban on October 22, 2006, 03:24:39 PM
No.
Title: RE:Why my life is meaningless
Post by: Karl Castaneda #2 on October 22, 2006, 03:48:48 PM
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Originally posted by: Caliban
No.


QFT.
Title: RE: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: UncleBob on October 22, 2006, 04:24:20 PM
I'm going to sue for hairy man-nipple discrimination.  If it was a hairy woman-nipple, you'd be thrilled to see it.
Title: RE: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: IceCold on October 22, 2006, 04:35:30 PM
Not if you don't remove one word from that sentence..
Title: RE: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: Smoke39 on October 22, 2006, 06:58:56 PM
I dislike all hairy nipples regardless of the gender of their owner.
Title: RE: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: Bill Aurion on October 22, 2006, 07:17:22 PM
*breathes sigh of relief at missing man-nipples (possibly UncleBob's at that!)*
Title: RE:Why my life is meaningless
Post by: Crimm on October 22, 2006, 07:50:35 PM
I third the general objection to hairy nipples.
Title: RE: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: UncleBob on October 22, 2006, 08:16:08 PM
Now y'all have gone and done it.
Title: RE: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: Caliban on October 22, 2006, 08:20:19 PM
His avatar is a pimple on his hairy ass.
Title: RE: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: Smoke39 on October 22, 2006, 09:26:34 PM
Wouldn't suprise me.  It's pretty small for a nipple.
Title: RE: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: wandering on October 22, 2006, 09:48:28 PM
And so UncleBob becomes the third person to have his avatar blocked from my browser.
Title: RE: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: UncleBob on October 23, 2006, 03:44:19 AM
3rd?
Title: RE:Why my life is meaningless
Post by: Athrun Zala on October 23, 2006, 07:04:00 AM
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Originally posted by: Smoke39
I dislike all hairy nipples regardless of the gender of their owner.
agreed
Title: RE:Why my life is meaningless
Post by: ShyGuy on October 23, 2006, 07:20:25 AM
First you rented out your avatar space, now you have switched to extortion. How much money do you want to remove that ugly little avatar?
Title: RE: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: vudu on October 23, 2006, 07:48:18 AM
I remember reading on GAF that that's actually Bob's wife's nipple.  I'll link to it if I can find it again.
Title: RE: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: couchmonkey on October 23, 2006, 09:28:37 AM
I support Bob's nipples!
Title: RE:Why my life is meaningless
Post by: UncleBob on October 23, 2006, 03:14:30 PM
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Originally posted by: ShyGuy
First you rented out your avatar space, now you have switched to extortion. How much money do you want to remove that ugly little avatar?


Heh... I was actually talking about starting up my rent-my-avatar program again.

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Originally posted by: vudu
I remember reading on GAF that that's actually Bob's wife's nipple.  I'll link to it if I can find it again.


No, my wife's nipples have much, much more hair. <spoiler>Just teasing... don't tell her I said that.</spoiler>

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Originally posted by: couchmonkey
I support Bob's nipples!


As everyone should.  You are a wise man.
Title: RE:Why my life is meaningless
Post by: vudu on October 23, 2006, 03:34:58 PM
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<spoiler>Just teasing... don't tell her I said that.</spoiler>
Well, I do have you phone number.  
Title: RE:Why my life is meaningless
Post by: UncleBob on October 23, 2006, 05:16:02 PM
That's my cell.  She never answers it.
Title: RE:Why my life is meaningless
Post by: Smash_Brother on October 23, 2006, 05:24:12 PM
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Originally posted by: couchmonkey I support Bob's nipples!


You're Bob's bro?
Title: RE: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: stevey on October 23, 2006, 05:59:31 PM
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I'm going to sue for hairy man-nipple discrimination. If it was Bridget's hairy man-nipple, you'd be thrilled to see it.


Fixed
Title: RE: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: Svevan on October 23, 2006, 07:49:52 PM
At first I thought Bob's avatar was an impressionistic painting of the sun covered by whispy clouds against a white sky, but this thread has erased that rather nice thought. Thanks guys. (I'm playing too much Okami)
Title: RE:Why my life is meaningless
Post by: Kairon on October 23, 2006, 08:08:48 PM
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Originally posted by: Smash_Brother
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Originally posted by: couchmonkey I support Bob's nipples!


You're Bob's bro?


No, he's Bob's pectorals.

~Carmine M. Red
Kairon@aol.com
Title: RE:Why my life is meaningless
Post by: Kairon on October 23, 2006, 08:43:18 PM
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Originally posted by: Svevan
At first I thought Bob's avatar was an impressionistic painting of the sun covered by whispy clouds against a white sky, but this thread has erased that rather nice thought. Thanks guys. (I'm playing too much Okami)


I... I... I can see it!

~Carmine M. Red
Kairon@aol.com
Title: RE:Why my life is meaningless
Post by: Dasmos on October 24, 2006, 04:59:47 AM
I too, at first thought it was some sort of art-ish thing.
Title: RE: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: Zach on October 24, 2006, 10:42:07 AM
Unfortunately I never had that blissful ignorance.  I saw the large picture before it was removed, and it was a little more obvious.  I went "Is that a......OMG!!!"

Well it was obvious to everyone except Kairon.  I couldnt stop laughing when Kairon thought it was a pimple.
Title: RE:Why my life is meaningless
Post by: wandering on October 25, 2006, 04:04:42 PM
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Originally posted by: UncleBob
3rd?

Well, the first was donut. And the second...was someone else had a really annoying animated avatar for a while. Don't remember who.

Incidently, after I blocked yours a bunch of people's avatars stopped showing up for me. Don't know what's up with that. (edit: oh, I accidently blocked photobucket instead of just the one image. Fixed.)  
Title: RE:Why my life is meaningless
Post by: Dasmos on October 25, 2006, 04:12:47 PM
You're right, Pale's waving avatar was annoying. I too almost blocked it.
Title: RE: Why my life is meaningless
Post by: wandering on October 25, 2006, 04:21:15 PM
Actually, it wasn't you. (Or Pale.) I remember now - it was infernal monkey.  
Title: RE:Why my life is meaningless
Post by: Dasmos on October 25, 2006, 04:39:28 PM


I will have to try harder next time..
Title: RE:Why my life is meaningless
Post by: UncleBob on October 25, 2006, 06:15:53 PM
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Originally posted by: Dasmos


I will have to try harder next time..


Try These (warning, Seizures)